Garrison is Cartman’s Mom

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Garrison is Cartman’s Mom

Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:47 am

Ok before you dump this, listen to how it could work. Garrison as a woman could travel back in time and get laid by Cartman’s mom (who we all know is really his father thanks to episode 202)
Before you say “Trannies can’t have babies!” remember that hermaphrodites can’t either, so if Cartman’s mom can produce fertile um you know~~ in the South Park world, then a tranny can probably have a baby. Ok? Next remember that time travel is also possible in South Park world (Goo backs k?) Ok so now we know it’s possible in the South Park world, why would Garrison be Cartman’s mom?

OMG look at how much they have in common...

Both “sexually deviant”
Both bigoted
Both scary sadistic jerks
Both like talking to make believe people. (Garrison has Mr. Hat and Cartman has Clyde the Frog)

I mean I could probably think of more but like =O c’mon it is so gotta be.
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Postby Zhang the Chang » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:10 pm

sure, that sounds ok
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Postby Taranis_Music » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:56 pm

This is probably the best "Cartman's Mom" episode idea I've read on here.
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Postby kenny789420 » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:18 pm

yeah thAT SOUNDS COOL
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Postby Rualya » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:23 pm

Sounds good.
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Postby Cartman_91 » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:47 pm

That could work teachers have sex in America with their students all the time, so a students mom could be believable
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Postby Superstring » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:05 am

Eric Cartman is "sexually deviant"? xD

Funny idea though, I was about to say time travel would add to the plot somehow :D
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Postby Dana the southparkateer » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:12 am

the idea is weird but cool..it would be funny.
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Postby TrixR4Butters » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:40 am

Actually it wouldn't work - if you watch the episode when Garrison gets that sex change it is explained that he has a womans vagina but he isn't really a woman cause he can't have a period so sadly it wouldn't work! I believe it was mentioned that he couldn't bare a child either due to that problem!

I'd love to see that but it isn't going to happen!
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Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:56 pm

Eh, the Cartman’s mom thing has been done, why try to run it into the ground. I donno, it sounds a little too out there.
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Postby danielprive6 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:18 pm

i wouldent like that idea if i was a high nigguh pie
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Postby Superstring » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:21 pm

Goddamnit has this guy not been banished yet? I've been too lazy but I'm finally writing the mods
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Postby danielprive6 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:25 pm

i wouldent like that idea if i was a high nigguh pie
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Postby Superstring » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:27 pm

psh what a retard, can't even be bothered to fix your spelling the second time around
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Postby Nommel » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:28 pm

danny you are smeeeeeelly green grass stain. :P

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