Fav "Quote" South Park

[SerialGoth]

I have so many favorites, but here's another one...
Mr. Garrison : ERIC! Did you just say the 'F' word?!
Cartman : JEW?!
A bried exchange that always cracks me up.

[tunerjetta29]

Lol i cant believe no one used this one yet:

Stan: Jimmy, i want you to tell Wendy that she is a continuing inspiration for me.

Jimmy: Ok Stan

(Jimmy aproaches Wendy)

Jimmy: Wendy, Stan says your a Cun.....t........Cun....t.........Cun.....t......

(Wendy Walks off pissed off)

Jimmy: Continuing inspiration for him.

[SouthParkLibertarian]

Stan: I want a goddamn double cheeseburger and some goddamn fries you f*cking goobacks!

[Master K 47]

1."Respect my authoritoorr"
2."I will rip your balls off with my bare hands goddammit, with my bare hands"
3."Oi, ill kick you in the nuts"
4."Screw you guys im going home"

Its really hard for me to pick between any of them because they are so great

[R.Will]

You breaking my balls,i said your breaking my balls

[Nonni3000]

Cartman: MOM! Kitty's being a dildo! >_<
Lianne Cartman: Well then i know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.

That's a good qoute i had in my mind just now, but i have no favorite, i actually sat infront of my desk and thinking about what could be my best quote hehe.

[Athena1999]

"Any of you gentlemen know what's for lunch today?... Lunchie munchies, hmmm?"

Of course, you probably expected that from me... -.-

[Lessa]

John Edward: "What if I really believe daed people talk to me?"
Stan: "Then you a stupid douche"
John Edward: "I'm not a douche! Now get out of here before I go lock myself in my panic room!" *runs off*
Stan: "You are so a douche, I'm nominating you for biggest douche in the universe ya douch!"

Cartman: "Kyle your being a negative nancy right now, if you don't want people to call you a negative nancy you better stop."

Kyle: "Did you see that rainbow this morning?"
Cartman: "God I hate those things!"
Kyle: "Nobody hates rainbows."
Stan: "Whats there to hate about rainbows?"
Cartman: "Well you know, they'll just come marching in, crawl up your legs and bite the inside of your ass."
*pause*
Stan: "Cartman WHAT the hell are you talking about?"
Cartman: "I'm talking about Rainbows."
Kyle: "Rainbows are those little arches of color that come out after a rainstorm."
Cartman: "Oh rainBOWS yeah I like those."
Stan: "What were you talking about?"
Cartman: "Nothing"
Kyle: "No! What marchs in crawls up your leg and bites the inside of your ass?"
Cartman: "NOTHING!"

Cartman: "This place is overcrowed, smelly and poor thats not funny that sucks!"

Cartman truely does have the best quotes!
-Lessa

[canadagurl]

Stan:Oh My God You Killed Kenny!
Kyle:You Bastards!
Hehe my favorite line

[LaResistancexx]

Stan:lok up cliturus
kyle: okay cliturus 845 files found with the word clitrus okay lets have this one
computer: shizer
stan: is that cartmans mum
catman: hey
mrs cartman: okey dokey
kyle: sh*t it is kyles mum

[rikki_b]

RESPECT MA AUTHORITAH!

[Butters_The_Rapist]

Butters: Oowuh how are we gonna do that? Does it hurt? I don't wanna do it if it hurts. Or if it… makes you get all sticky.

That really should be the first first thing one asks before agreeing to anything.

[ClaudiaCartmen]

Kyle: "Did you see that rainbow this morning?"
Cartman: "God I hate those things!"
Kyle: "Nobody hates rainbows."
Stan: "Whats there to hate about rainbows?"
Cartman: "Well you know, they'll just come marching in, crawl up your legs and bite the inside of your ass."
*pause*
Stan: "Cartman WHAT the hell are you talking about?"
Cartman: "I'm talking about Rainbows."
Kyle: "Rainbows are those little arches of color that come out after a rainstorm."
Cartman: "Oh rainBOWS yeah I like those."
Stan: "What were you talking about?"
Cartman: "Nothing"
Kyle: "No! What marchs in crawls up your leg and bites the inside of your ass?"
Cartman: "NOTHING!"

"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"

Kyle: You okay cartman?
Cartman: you know that feeling when you take a huge crap awsome!
Stan: Cartman you okay?
Cartman: you know when your huge crap shoots back up your ass no i am not alright!

No i want the anti christ inside me with his power i can make the world a better place for the jews.
GOOD DAMMIT CARTMAN SHUT THE HELL UP!
I don't beleive anyne inturuped you when you read your story kyle.
cartman if kyle has an objection you must stop or i'll get a call from his mother.
a little latter!
Except for kyle who died of aids two weeks later.
GOOD DAMMIT!

Screw you guys i am going home
Hey
No screw you guys home

i have more but i will do them later.

[Schittywall]

phwew, atleast we got rid of all those nig- *episode ends...

[Harrycaray]

jimmy were you masturbating

no dad jesus christ

ok, are you sure, its ok if you were

haha i love jimmy, pretty much anything he says is funny