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Postby billn » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:24 pm

nickson record has been made
9 episodes of south park cramed into one night
how i did it i dont no
at 11 30pm
it shall
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:32 pm

I have too many fav. quotes, but here's some of my favourites:

Stan: We're just gonna have Bill Cosby break down the door when he finishes having sex with your mom.

Randy: If we're alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead.

Cartman: Aw balls!

Cartman: Kevin, god dammit.

Officer Barbrady: T, T is for turtle.
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Postby Ilovesouthpark005 » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:31 pm

one of us! one of us! gooble gobble gooble gobble, one us of us!...
richard... richard....
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Cartman Line from "Toilet Paper" ep. 703

Postby Devilrogue » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:10 pm

Cartman going over the boys fake story:

Cartman: " ok, last night all four of us were at the bowling ally, until about 7:30 at which time we noticed, ally sheedy, the goth chick from the Breakfast Club, was bowling in the lane next to us, and we asked her for an autograph, but she didnt have a pen, so we followed her out to her car, but on the way we were stopped by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45 at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home, and ended up in Rancho de Frites Rojes south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46!"
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Postby GHOST4561 » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:18 pm

Hey 8)
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Postby Bjg721 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:36 am

Man: Welcome to Fran's. Can I help you?...Sir, can I help you? Barbrady: Uh, just give me two cheeseburgers and some jalapeno poppers. Man: Sir, theres just one problem. Barbrady: What's that? Man: We're a bank Barbrady: I know that smartypants! What do you think I am, some kinda idiot? Man: Yes.
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Postby Bjg721 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:38 am

Cartman: You guys! This is soooo tits!
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Postby Bjg721 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:29 am

Another one, when Cartman is convinced he's dead.... Butters: You died? How? Cartman: I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides.
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Postby Bjg721 » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:07 am

Here's one from red hot catholic love that I always thought was funny Chef:Hello there, children Stan:Chef, what would a priest want to stick up our butts. Chef:.......Goodbye!
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fav quote

Postby toweliefan1001 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:48 pm

Stan- You don't know anything about christianity Cartman!
Cartman- I know enough to exploit it.

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Postby Kenny's_Demonic_Spirit » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:47 am

Randy Marsh: "If we're alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead."

Cartman: "I made you eat your parents! Na na na na na, na! I made you eat your parents!"

Random guy:*when the "global warming""attacks" him, and he makes those weird noises*

Scientist: "We got the test results in, and the global is due to come [i:07895]two days[/i:07895] before the day after tomorrow."
Randy Marsh: "Oh my God, THAT'S TODAY!!!"

Cartman: "Let this be our final battle."
*Cartman and Kyle start pussy-slapping*

*Kenny dies*
Kyle: "Dude, I'm not speaking to you ever again."

(Kenny's soul in Cartman's body):"Yes, I'ts a good thing Cartman's body is big enough for the two of us."
Cartman: "Shut up, Kenny."
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Postby kilkenny14 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:51 pm

goddamn it! (in Cartman Voice)
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Postby tweeked out » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:52 pm

u guys casn kiss my BLACK ASS
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Postby OzzyMcCormick » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:28 pm

One of my favourites is "Lame. Not cool! Totally lame!
Another one my favourites is a Persian quote from the episode called "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants". The quote is "Vovayloh! Koshtan Keyvonroh!" Which means, "Oh my God! They killed Keyvon! (Kenny like character).
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my favourite quote

Postby jay2307 » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:40 pm

[/hey my fave quote wud deffinetly be "oh my god, they killed kenny , you bastards" dat is deff my fave 1[size=18]
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