Throe a random object at the next person game

[kennykiller27]

And all of a sudden Chuck Norris comes out from nowhere and does a flying 540 back kick at the tupperware container of dog hair and lobster bisque and shaters to a million pices. Throws a cheaseburger at next poster!

[Kelly MacCornmac]

mmm cheeseburger...wait...no cheese? oh well. *eats burger*

I shall pick up a coconut and throw it at the next person

[BRMBug]

"You put the lime in the coconut, and drink the bowl up, you put the lime in the coconut, and drink the bowl up..."

I throw busted toenail clippers at the next perssan.

[AngusMcTavish]

"I said, 'Doctor! Ain't there nothing I can take?' I said, 'Doctor!...'"

Sorry, you got me going there. Anyway...

One man's "busted" is another man's "just right," as in they're just right for my "ugly nails."

I throw a carton of rancid milk at the next poster.

[cheesypoofs857]

I shoot the carton with a crossbow and throw a Yamaha keyboard at the next poster.

[general_anarchy]

i'm so excited, i'm about to wet myself!!



i throw one of the two bloated dead cows that i found on the side of the road the other day at the next poster

[cheesypoofs857]

A tornado passes and blows the cows to McDonalds.

I throw a flaming potato at the next poster

[general_anarchy]

the flaming potato lands next to me and i say "oooh, pretty!! ouch..." 'cause i poked it...



i throw a bus with a marshmallow on the window at the next poster....

[Thunderhorse]

It lands in front of me and I can clearly see the marshmellow in the window.Then I say"MMMM... marshmellow." I then say "Eww...This tastes nasty" because I ate it.


I throw a Scrabble game in progess at the next person.

[AngusMcTavish]

Hmmm, must be my turn.

I'll take your entry, "path," and add "etic" for triple word score!

Thanksgiving is this Thursday, so as we get ready for the big dinner, I keep most of what we will have, but I throw the yams at the next poster.

I never could eat those.

[cheesypoofs857]

I cover them with marshmallows and eat them.

I throw a stove at the next poster

[Thunderhorse]

Yay!!(picks up toaster, dusts it off)
now I can eat something warm!!!


I throw a dead goldfish at the next poster.

[cheesypoofs857]

*takes one step left and the fish lands in the toilet*

I throw a dictionary at the next poster

[BRMBug]

OWW!!! BITCH, THAT'S MY EYE!!!
Damn!!

Ooh, 2007 edition. *Looks up all dirty and/or funny words, and higlights them.*

I throw a 12' extension ladder at the next person.

[Thunderhorse]

Ow...my sphinctors. OOH wait, didnt I see this on TV?




I throw a poster of Patrick Swayze at the next poster