The Official Cartman Discussion Thread

[macysmind]

I don't think Cartman would ever perform a selfless act that would not, in the end, benefit himself. He's a sweet ass guy though, he's probably one of the best characters on the show...because all of the sociopaths in real life try to be stealth about their constant need to please themselves. Cartman has no shame.

[Prime Time]

Cartman is hilarious. I remember when we saw him "Skinny" in the Fat Camp episode. That was hilarious. But in terms of this season my fav. line has been "Yes...I will suck your balls!" LOL

[Cartman's Top Enemy]

Cartman is hilarious. I remember when we saw him "Skinny" in the Fat Camp episode. That was hilarious. But in terms of this season my fav. line has been "Yes...I will suck your balls!" LOL

More proof of Fatass' gayness

[Prime Time]

Cartman is hilarious. I remember when we saw him "Skinny" in the Fat Camp episode. That was hilarious. But in terms of this season my fav. line has been "Yes...I will suck your balls!" LOL

More proof of Fatass' gayness

Cartman hater???

[crazyQH]

Cartman is hilarious. I remember when we saw him "Skinny" in the Fat Camp episode. That was hilarious. But in terms of this season my fav. line has been "Yes...I will suck your balls!" LOL

More proof of Fatass' gayness

Cartman hater???

Oh god, is he ever. He's definately famous-or infamous, for being the biggest Cartman hater that ever lived. Just check out his site and his user name, and any other posts he's made.

Anyway, I'm wondering what sort of role Cartman will have in this week's episode. Probably not a real big one, but I'm sure he'll have some scenes.

[Prime Time]

[quote="crazyQH":0e620][quote="Prime Time":0e620][quote="Cartman's Top Enemy":0e620][quote="Prime Time":0e620]Cartman is hilarious. I remember when we saw him "Skinny" in the Fat Camp episode. That was hilarious. But in terms of this season my fav. line has been "Yes...I will suck your balls!" LOL[/quote:0e620]

More proof of Fatass' gayness [/quote:0e620]

Cartman hater???[/quote:0e620]

Oh god, is he ever. He's definately famous-or infamous, for being the biggest Cartman hater that ever lived. Just check out his site and his user name, and any other posts he's made.

Anyway, I'm wondering what sort of role Cartman will have in this week's episode. Probably not a real big one, but I'm sure he'll have some scenes.[/quote:0e620]

Yeah I just re-read his User Name. I see what you mean. How you can Hate Cartman is beyond me but Ok...to each his own. ( Loser jeje XD )

[clenskiddlehopper]

I really loved the two Go God Go episodes. We havn't had a whole Cartman episode the 2nd half of this season (not even a 100% in the first half now that I think about it) so I was really glad to see him again. Any episode that has Cartman in it can't be that bad.

[iceiwynd]

(not even a 100% in the first half now that I think about it)

Tsst?

[clenskiddlehopper]

(not even a 100% in the first half now that I think about it)

Tsst?

these are the times when I feel like banging myself on the head. last biology test I wrote I forgot the word "wrist" (in hungarian which am still a bit rusty in). I might have some memory problem. Well Tstt or not, i was still glad for another Cartman episode.

[DarthVladar]

Cartman is selfish is what makes him so good. His remarks and mentality are timeless.

[Rebecca_Cutswald]

I'm just gonna repost what I put in another thread..

OH AND this episode totally made me hate Stan. Cartman should have been the coach. He would have been an abusive jerk but he would never let those asshat hockey players win. He would have cheated, plotted, and schemed his way into not only winning- but brutally mauling the compition (as they muchly deserved). He would have been as awesome coach. It would be awesome to see him train those little kids to be violent little devils and to see the little kids beat the shitza outta the adult team...

>.>;; I mean think about it- he likes power over others so he'd attack the job like whoa- and he'd totally pwn at it. [/quote]

[irock924]

ERIC CARTMEN IS THE SINGLE GREATEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER EVER CREATED!!!!!!!

[thrashmaniac87]

Why is Cartman the leader of the group now? I hate how he has had a major personality change.

[iceiwynd]

Cartman's the leader of the group? Since when? I've always viewed it as Stan being the leader, and I continue to view it that way, too. Cartman can't make the other boys do whatever he wants to do, but Stan can. I guess that's why I see him that way.

Just because Cartman is the most prominent character doesn't really make him the leader.

[crazyQH]

I wouldn't consider Cartman the leader either. I mean, yes, often an episode will focus on his particular endeavors, but typically the other boys, namely Kyle, are opposing him in whatever he's doing.