what your favorite south park quote?

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my favourite quote

Postby jay2307 » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:40 pm

[/hey my fave quote wud deffinetly be "oh my god, they killed kenny , you bastards" dat is deff my fave 1[size=18]
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Postby mahenpatil » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:41 pm

"They killed Kenny" "You bastards!!!"
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Postby zerrin » Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:25 pm

KeNNY I LovE YoU!!!!
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Postby MIKEY41970 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:48 pm

master ed wrote:either cartman : oh i got ben affled bousche on me!


Cartman: i dunno if this is exact but "he was so stupid, all he made me do was suck on this hose with my eyes closed"

the quote actually was "he was so stupid, he didn't even charge me for it, all he made me do was close my eyes and suck it out of a hose" (Episode 607: The Simpsons Already Did It)
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Postby hataofhippies » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:52 pm

my fav quote: "Whoa I havent seen a Jew go down like since Germany 1942"
"Aw seriously not cool, you can't say that!."

Also: "If a woman ever tried to kick my ass I be like 'Hey! Get your b*tch ass back into the kitchen and make me some pie"

And: Kyle's cousin Kyle " Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate."

Cartman: "Then maybe we should send you to a concertration camp" :cartmansmirk:
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Postby xWoodleDoodlex » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:32 pm

mines r -

WoW game man - I cant give them the sword, i dont have a world of warcraft account - do you?
Other WoW game man - no, i have a life!!!

Randy - Mnoh my god!

Kyle - Really?

Stan - Wendy, your a bi''ch - Token (sticks middle finger up) Right here buddy!

Cartman - Es ist Zeit für Rache!
Followers - Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten! (its funny if you know what it means!!!)

Token - But i dont know how to play bass
Cartman - Token, how many times! YOUR BLACK!
Token - goddammit!

Ike - Your dead to me kyle!

Randy - They - took - my - jurb (meanin job)
Stan pointing at randy - THEY TOOK YOUR JURB!

Leroy - this is a frog. this is not a toad 'cos toads dont ribbit!

And of corse my added sig quote -
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation!

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Postby bumbledbee » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:39 am

my favorite qoute is when cartman stan kenny and kyle are at cartmans house and cartmans mum walks in and -kyle:come on fatass we have to scare the 5th graders. cartmans mum: [laughs] cartman: muuuuum dont laugh. cartmans mum: oh boys hes not fat hes just big boned. kyle: he must have a huge bone in his ass! cartmans mum : laughs hystericly. cartman: god damit mum!
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Postby ihaveitchyballs » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:08 pm

'Leroy - this is a frog. this is not a toad 'cos toads dont ribbit!'
like that one, wouldn't expect anyone to remember it.

'I'd be like, Eh! Why don't you stop dressing me up like the mailman and makin me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my Dads bed!'

'You know very well that my name is not chokesonrock its Choksondik'(sp)

'For the last time go and cut me some fire wood!'

'Handle it? For 2 billion dollars I could handle my grandfathers balls, sir'
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Postby love*metal » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:01 pm

ARRRGH that is way to much pressure!
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Postby Homeskoolkid » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:15 pm

Timmy, when I tell you to do something you do it!


Timmy, don't make me k k kick you ass!


Put on the hat!


P P Put it on!!!!

Timmy Timmy...

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Postby Cartman004 » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:35 pm

"Respect My Authoritah!!", "Screw you guys..I'm going home"
Cartman Kicks ass!
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Postby evil_kyle » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:20 pm

numerous episodes - cartman: but moooooooommmmm

jared - "the way that i lost so much weight was....i got aides"

cartman - "i told you guys, never underestimate the power of a free hat"

anything that jennifer lopez on cartmanhands says ie "taco taco, ben you want some taco flavoured kisses?"

towelie - "you wanna get high?"

and just about every word thats ever come out of cartmans mouth
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Postby benholdhamUK » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:34 pm

Chef "Have you heard of the emancipation proclamation"
General " I don't listen to hip hop"

"Screw you guys i'm going home"

"Rob Schneider, is a Carrot. It's twenty four carrot comedy"!
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Postby Sonnyvice » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:51 pm

There are many awesome one-liners in South Park!
I'm too lazy to bring here my favourite ones but I like example this Mr. Hankey's quote very much even I don't know why:

"... And if you don't like it, well... I guess you can suck my tiny little balls."
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Postby -blackhat- » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:23 pm

butters - son of a biscuit

stan - that's pretty f*cked up right here

chef - I wanna make luv to you woman

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