LiL HypO DudE
master ed wrote:either cartman : oh i got ben affled bousche on me!
Cartman: i dunno if this is exact but "he was so stupid, all he made me do was suck on this hose with my eyes closed"
the quote actually was "he was so stupid, he didn't even charge me for it, all he made me do was close my eyes and suck it out of a hose" (Episode 607: The Simpsons Already Did It)
"Aw seriously not cool, you can't say that!."
Also: "If a woman ever tried to kick my ass I be like 'Hey! Get your b*tch ass back into the kitchen and make me some pie"
And: Kyle's cousin Kyle " Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate."
Cartman: "Then maybe we should send you to a concertration camp"
WoW game man - I cant give them the sword, i dont have a world of warcraft account - do you?
Other WoW game man - no, i have a life!!!
Randy - Mnoh my god!
Kyle - Really?
Stan - Wendy, your a bi''ch - Token (sticks middle finger up) Right here buddy!
Cartman - Es ist Zeit für Rache!
Followers - Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten! (its funny if you know what it means!!!)
Token - But i dont know how to play bass
Cartman - Token, how many times! YOUR BLACK!
TOKEN PLAYS EXPERTLY
Token - goddammit!
Ike - Your dead to me kyle!
Randy - They - took - my - jurb (meanin job)
Stan pointing at randy - THEY TOOK YOUR JURB!
Leroy - this is a frog. this is not a toad 'cos toads dont ribbit!
And of corse my added sig quote -
like that one, wouldn't expect anyone to remember it.
'I'd be like, Eh! Why don't you stop dressing me up like the mailman and makin me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my Dads bed!'
'You know very well that my name is not chokesonrock its Choksondik'(sp)
'For the last time go and cut me some fire wood!'
'Handle it? For 2 billion dollars I could handle my grandfathers balls, sir'
jared - "the way that i lost so much weight was....i got aides"
cartman - "i told you guys, never underestimate the power of a free hat"
anything that jennifer lopez on cartmanhands says ie "taco taco, ben you want some taco flavoured kisses?"
towelie - "you wanna get high?"
and just about every word thats ever come out of cartmans mouth
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