The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

[Aym_Dand]

"Oh you all have hideous hair!"

[iceiwynd]

This is, like, my new favourite thread.

"Kids, turn off the TV. I've got some bad news about Lenny..."
"Not Lenny... NOT LENNY!"

"He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay."

[love*metal]

Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces.

[treefiddy_350]

Man: Thats not a knife! This is a knife!
Bart: But that's a spoon.
Man: All right, all right, you win, heh. I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before.

[Aym_Dand]

Homer: "You want to join my what?"
Smithers: "You want to what his team?"

[love*metal]

Homer: "You want to join my what?"
Smithers: "You want to what his team?"

What episode is that from?

[iceiwynd]

Team Homer.

Chalmers: "Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"
Skinner: "Yes!"
Chalmers: "... Can I see it?"
Skinner: "No."

[NauaCaos]

"Homer is not a communist, he might be an idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is definatly not a porn star!"

[iceiwynd]

Homer: Why aren't you out making any business deals, boy?
Bart: (whining) I'll do it this afternoon!

[love*metal]

Mr Burn's - ''Smiters are they booing me?''
Smithers - ''Err no there saying Bo-erns Bo-erns''
Mr Burns - (To the audience) ''Are you saying Bo or Bo-erns?''
Audience - (Start Throwing stuff) ''BOOOOOOOOOOOO''
Hans Moleman - ''I was saying Bo-erns''

[Sizzling Lynn]

Grampa: That doll is evil I tell ya. EEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!
Marge: Grampa, that's what you said about all of Bart's presents.

[Aym_Dand]

Hank Scorpio: "There's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex, down on Third."
Homer: "Oh, the Hammock District."

[iceiwynd]

Homer: Marge, I agree with you in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

[Kyle the Skeptic]

Mr. Burns: Ahoy hoy?

Homer: Hello Mr. Burns? This is Homer Simpson, the father of the big quitter. Well I wanted to let you know that I'm a big quitter too, and I QUIT. [winks into the phone]

Marge: Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking.

Homer: So? ... WAUGH!! [hangs up]