Homer: "Oh, the Hammock District."
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: Hello Mr. Burns? This is Homer Simpson, the father of the big quitter. Well I wanted to let you know that I'm a big quitter too, and I QUIT. [winks into the phone]
Marge: Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking.
Homer: So? ... WAUGH!! [hangs up]
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