Stan- Captain (obviously)
Kyle- 1st Officer (almost as obvious)
Wendy- 2nd Officer/Navigation (so I don't appear sexist)
Cartman- Chief of Security (he's big, and he likes killing stuff)
Ike- Chief of Scientific Research (he's a genius)
Butters- Chief of Engineering (he ran a gas station once)
Red- Chief of Medical (because nobody else fits this job)
Tweek- Ship's Counselor (I think he would be good at it)
Kenny- Communications (do you get the joke?)
Token- Tactical Officer (he would probably work well on the bridge)
Clyde- Transporter Controller (for no reason)
Bebe- Security Officer
And all of those minor nameless character can have low-ranking jobs.
I was thinking of having Kenny in security, but I like it better this way.
And, hmm, it's probably a bad idea to have someone like Cartman as security chief... but I don't have time for that now.
First Officer- Wendy. Smart enough and can press the issue.
Second Officer- Kenny. We can assume he is smart and often the characters make some comment that indicates it as such.
Security- Kyle. Smart, quick, violent but also compassionate. He wouldn't kill without good cause but when given good cause will make it rather quick.
Scientific Research- Ike. Genius.
Chief of Engineering- Cartman. He is destined to work as a mechanic, so why the hell not?
Medical Officer- Bebe. I imagine her as good with the body.(God, that sounded like a sex joke.)
Counselor- Butters. Accepting of others and far more intelligent than he lets on.
Communications- Red. She'd do the job rather well.
Transporter Controller- Clyde
Helsman/Navigation1&2- Tweek, Annie.
Security Officer- Craig
But Kyle might get a little annoyed... Oh well, you were right on MSN when you said he would be responsible enough, Shane.
Cartman is a nice touch.
Yeah, I didn't think that having a psychopath as Chief of Security would work well. Good idea, Shane.
Why, yes, it almost did sound like you were making a joke with Bebe! How odd.
And nobody make a fanfic about this without asking me. I thought this idea up.
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