The Real Eric Cartman

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The Real Eric Cartman

Postby Aym_Dand » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:10 pm

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

This dude is Cartman. It's incredible.
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Postby papafrita » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:04 am

god hates f_a_g_s lol
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Postby triplemultiplex » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:15 pm

Then God must really hate this guy and his homosexual little band.
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Postby Big-Will » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:34 pm

If you thought the video was funny, you'll crack up over this!
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Postby triplemultiplex » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:46 pm

^^^

Of course! Our ol' buddy, and biggest douche in history, Fred Phelps! Nice to see his group of homophobic hate-mongers are still able to pay for bandwidth. And I see thier hate site has had over 3.5 million visitors. Good for them! That's probably almost a whole 1/10th of the traffic your typical gay porn site gets; 1/10,000th if it's lesbian.

I bet you this cold snap we're having in the Midwest is God punishing us for letting gays exist or channel surfing through the Lifetime Movie Network or something. If only we we're all as homophobic as you and your band of ass clowns, Freddy! Then we could have some nice, mild weather where it rains King James Bibles and crucifixes and everyone submits to some sort of religious authority; a white, Christian Iotola, if you will. Boy that'd be super!
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Postby Olivia42 » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:50 am

Reformed homosexual my ass. If the video is any indication, this guy didn't do any more than go back in the closet.

Read the bible and you'll be sure
To enter heaven there's no back door

I'm not sure if this was intentional or not, but either way I lost it at this line.

For these reasons, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a Cartman-esque ploy to make a) money, or b) fools of Christians.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:13 am

Reverend Sun Myung Moon is waaay worse than Fred Phelps. Or maybe they're cut from the same cloth (pun intended).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Myung_Moon
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/relig ... yung-moon/
http://salon.com/news/feature/2004/06/21/moon/


From the Salon article:
Moon preaches that gays are "dung-eating dogs," Jews brought on the Holocaust by betraying Jesus, and the US Constitution should be scrapped in favor of a system he calls "Godism" -- with him in charge.


Wonder why that guy in the video was wearing pink, had such an effeminate sissified voice, and implied that he was attracted to Jesus. :lol:

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Postby vexille » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:00 pm

He looks like a gay-bar proprietor. How is anyone ever going to take this fat, little scrotum-sucker seriously? His pink shirt and that stupid, little thin mustache just screams fudge-packer. Neither that nor his sh*tty hate songs will rise him to true stardom. No doubt, the majority of the visitors to his website went there for a cheap laugh. God help Phelps.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:08 pm

By the way, I found out that this video may very well be a hoax.

Pastor Donnie Davies Exposed as Actor Joel Oglesby

So it would be along the same lines as the Landover Baptist website. It's a parody.
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Postby I Steal Beats » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:31 pm

The song was probably written by Mr. Garrison.
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...

Postby goo13 » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:01 am

Well,
To Summarize :

I just think its important to note the you fag boys decided to make this thread.

Oh well, at least you know about you sexuality.

Fags.
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Re: ...

Postby vexille » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:15 am

goo13 wrote:Well,
To Summarize :

I just think its important to note the you homosexual boys decided to make this thread.

Oh well, at least you know about you sexuality.

homosexuals.



Yes, indeed. Its quite a plausible notion that we hate Fred Phelps, because we are apparently homosexuals. Surely, it can't be because he's a ludicrous, self-aggrandising, no-talent joke. No, thats just not possible, isn't it. You really hit the nail on the head there, goo13.

Seriously though, never post on threads that are plainly beyond your meagre intellectual capacities to comprehend. Now, I realize that your mother probably drank rather heavily while she was pregnant with you. And thats not your fault. But you must at least understand when you make a comment, people are laughing at you. Believe me, I think it would be less taxing for your self-esteem if you at least kept those retarded comments to a minimum. Now run along.
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Re: ...

Postby Aym_Dand » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:23 pm

goo13 wrote:Well,
To Summarize :

I just think its important to note the you homosexual boys decided to make this thread.

Oh well, at least you know about you sexuality.

homosexuals.


Takes one to know one.

BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!!!!!
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Re: ...

Postby BRMBug » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:35 pm

Aym_Dand wrote:
goo13 wrote:Well,
To Summarize :

I just think its important to note the you homosexual boys decided to make this thread.

Oh well, at least you know about you sexuality.

homosexuals.


Takes one to know one.

BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!!!!!

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I'm sorry, but that's a major burn there.
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Postby vexille » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:05 am

Hey, is that Peter Stormare on your sig?
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