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Post a random Chuck Norris fact
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"If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris."
"If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris."

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[quote="EPAF":935e4]In exchange for kick-ass martial arts skills, Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil. He then beat the living sh*t out of him and got his soul back.[/quote:935e4]
The devil wasn't anrgry about this however. He appriciates irony, and says he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every Wednesday.
Chuck Norris once Roundhouse kicked so fast that his leg broke the time barrier. It went back in time and kicked Amelia Earheart's plane out of the sky.
The devil wasn't anrgry about this however. He appriciates irony, and says he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every Wednesday.
Chuck Norris once Roundhouse kicked so fast that his leg broke the time barrier. It went back in time and kicked Amelia Earheart's plane out of the sky.

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EDIT: That was at Corbin.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

EDIT: That was at Corbin.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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