Not to mention Brendon Urie from Panic! Im a homo disco, looks like a llama...
(Made in photoshop by me and Scoucer Lad Here)
14 years ago, nevada state police found a questionable DNA sample from nearby farm animals. With further research, they realized it was an alien life form and assumed that it was on earth to take over the world and create humans into slaves. But they ignored it and decided to just burn the entire farm. Little did they know that some of the horses and one of the llamas survived. Throught the years they were able to duplicate human tissue on themselves by watching MTV and writing horribly gay poetry, as well as drinking human blood out of a straw. With time, they turned into what looked like humans, but the clothes they wore and the unnatural hair style they had revealed that these "emos" had a bigger plan than to change the world with extremely gay music...they planned to drive their haters, such as you and I, to complete insanity..so they can then control us and turn us into their slaves so they can fly all of us to their homeplanet, "Marflar". Yes, it sounds like marklar, doesn't it? That's because they're so unoriginal, even with naming their own damn planet.
So now you know. Nothing can stop it! Don't you see?? We're all doomed! I've been trying to rid this world of emos for 5 years and made NO success! They just keep growing in population by the minute! Unless we can...yes. Kill the original and most horrifying emos: My Chemical Romance. We must stab Gerard the llama in the heart, that way we can bring them all down easily!
Let's go! It'll take more than just the 2 of us to stop them, so we have to form some sort of resistance!
ShaneHaughey wrote:Sizzling Lynn wrote:A guy in my grade eleven Bio class last year was dared to lick a rat's balls and he went along with it...is that considered manly?
No, that is the opposite of manly.
Anyway, There's only one way to kill an emo... And thats to curb-stomp them, or force then to listen to good music, or shoot them in the head, or beat them to death. Okay, they're is alot of ways to kill an emo, but curb-stomping is by far the funnest!
My little sister playing their music makes me want to die anyway, why not do something good for this country in the process?
SouthParkMaster66 wrote:You can't use violence to kill an emo, they'd just enjoy it too much. We just have to ignore them, they think they're being nonconforming so we just have to act like they're not different in any way. That'll piss them off.
They don't really enjoy pain, cutting yourself dosen't hurt that much (Not that I've ever done it on purpose) They do, however, enjoy complaining. So you must make sure your attack is fatal, so they don't live to whine about it.
I've been experimenting on some emos I have imprisoned in my basement, they seen resistant to most anti-biotics, this situation is worst than I thought, I'll have to disect some of them to see what makes them tic.
Oh, and EPAF, I have no love of Hylian3, but it seems that we'll have to work with people we wouldn't normally work with if we wish to stop this pandemic.
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