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[MaxwellsSilverHammer]

Why does everyone hate spiders??? They kill flies!!!!!


FLIES SUCK

They do, but at least you can usually hear when they're coming near you. Also, they don't generally bite, nor do they sting. And they're smaller than a lot of spiders, and they're not so creepy-looking, and they can't just suddenly drop down from the ceiling onto you or crawl out of the drain when you're in the showerrrr AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH *dies*


..sorry. ><

[cheesypoofs857]

Spiders are overrated. Now, fleas, on the other hand..... GET THE f*ck OFF ME!! DAMMIT! QUIT JUMPING!!

Stupid cats.

[BRMBug]

Well, I thought I was feeling well enough to walk about a mile and a half to Whataburger today. Bad idea. It wasn't until I was done eating, and was washing my hands (bending over the sink) that it happened. Almost blinding pain from my lower right side. I was lucky that it was around 4pm, and I could wait there for Dad to get off work and pick me up. Quick word of advice; hot showers and soaks in a tub do absolutely dick for a f*cked up back.

[T&Paresweetsupersweet]

Spiders are overrated. Now, fleas, on the other hand..... GET THE f*ck OFF ME!! DAMMIT! QUIT JUMPING!!

Forget fleas, ever had Bird Mites? all over absolutely everything, wont come off in the shower, keep coming back untill you destroy the birds nest lodged between your wall.... EVEN IF YOU USE f*cking BUG BOMBS THEY COME BACK.... THE HORROR!!!

At least they're gone now, oh and its "technically" 1 really big signature, but I'm gonna take at least 1 of them out tommorow because as of now I'm asleep.

[Jay C]

There was a spider on my moniter, once, chasing the cursor. I tried to take a screenshot.

Then I face-palm'd.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

... sorry... spider on my keyboard.

[Brave_Sir_Ribbit]

Why does the Jack Links thing look like a white guy getting beaten by a blurry black cock

[Athena1999]

I started my new job at Flat Pennies yesterday. Apparently I'm not a supervisor, I'm a "conductor." 8D It's really fun, cept the other two workers and I got stomachaches from sampling all the different ice cream flavours. I'm glad we don't get free ice cream, otherwise I'm gonna get so faaaaaat... D: XD also I had to help them close, and if you've ever driven through the country at night in an unfamiliar area, it's scary. =O

Also, I FINALLY have a free weekend!

[Mr. Y]

Today I've decided to stop smoking... F*ck that! Give me a ciggarete!

[BRMBug]

Why does the Jack Links thing look like a white guy getting beaten by a blurry black cock

Thank you, I needed that.

My back is a little better today, in fact it was well enough that I went and hung out at Sneaky Pete's (like a bar & grille with a patio) at Lake Lewisville for "Summer Bash" which is a sort of get together the station I listen to puts on every year. This year it was outside on the patio, and I spent the whole time floating in the pool. They started broadcasting there at 12pm, and went until 8pm or so. Then at 8:30, they got some girls up there to show off their tee-tas, with a little wet t-shirt contest. The power went out half way through that, so that was fun. I think the major jugage was probably the highlight of the evening though.

[BRMBug]

and if you've ever driven through the country at night in an unfamiliar area, it's scary. =O

Watch out for wildlife. I don't know what the deer population is like up there, but you can't spit in the country at night without hitting one.

RFAM: I am currently sitting up in bed shirtless, with a heating pad strapped to my back.

[Athena1999]

and if you've ever driven through the country at night in an unfamiliar area, it's scary. =O

Watch out for wildlife. I don't know what the deer population is like up there, but you can't spit in the country at night without hitting one.

Up here it's pretty much the way you described it. Wisconsin (particularly the western part, which is where Bay City is) is just overrun by deer this time of year, and they always come right out of nowhere and in packs of six or seven. I definitely told the boss I don't want to close for him anymore.

RFAM: ...I'm going shopping tomorrow. I need new shoes (and khaki pants for work) badly.

[albino.black.sheep]

Our area has been told by the waterboard that we can't drink the water from our taps because there's a parasite in the supply. I got told this after I brushed my teeth.

In other news, it's my birthday tomorrow.

[StanismyMan]

RFAM: I just beat my Kingdom Hearts game, again, but this time it took me 12 hours less and it was on expert! I have no life, don't laugh. D:

Out of the blue, but...

RFAM: These are my top 5 favorite girl names:

1. Alice (Ahhhbviously)
2. Vada
3. Jade
4. Roxabelle
5. Delilah

[EPAF]

Our area has been told by the waterboard that we can't drink the water from our taps because there's a parasite in the supply. I got told this after I brushed my teeth.

Ah yes, the annoyance of being told that.
I actually wished that my local area got flooded as much as it's been flooded in loads of parts of the country these past couple of days. I smile whenever I see idiots on telly trying to walk/run/swim in crotch-high water. I wish I had something as exciting as that. I'd love to see my street flooded up to that level - open my bedroom window, crawl through and 'WHEEEEE', SPLASH right into a six foot BIG BIG BIG (light brown) swimming pool.

In other news, it's my birthday tomorrow.

Well, (in advance) Happy Birthday!
Which Birthday will it be? Your......

[albino.black.sheep]

Our area has been told by the waterboard that we can't drink the water from our taps because there's a parasite in the supply. I got told this after I brushed my teeth.

Ah yes, the annoyance of being told that.
I actually wished that my local area got flooded as much as it's been flooded in loads of parts of the country these past couple of days. I smile whenever I see idiots on telly trying to walk/run/swim in crotch-high water. I wish I had something as exciting as that. I'd love to see my street flooded up to that level - open my bedroom window, crawl through and 'WHEEEEE', SPLASH right into a six foot BIG BIG BIG (light brown) swimming pool.

You forgot the added feature of sand bags piled up to their tits.

In other news, it's my birthday tomorrow.

Well, (in advance) Happy Birthday!
Which Birthday will it be? Your......

Well, how old do you think I'll be?