Family Guy quotes

Check here for all the hottest topics!

Moderator: Big-Will

triplemultiplex
Posts: 6141
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:24 am

Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:23 pm

SouthParkMaster66 wrote:Brian: I hate to say I told you so but...Yeeeaaaah, in you f*cken face mother f*cker! I'm, I'm sorry about that.


I thought that's what it was too, but the second curse isn't censored on the DVD or when they play it on Adult Swim. Brian says, "In your f*ckin' face, dickwad!"
__________________________________________________

You read it! You can't unread it!
aristottlesdeathwish
Posts: 666
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:52 pm

Postby aristottlesdeathwish » Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:00 pm

Stewy: Look at this Fatty! I bet you cant even find your penis can you fatty!?
"When you do something right, no one knows you have done anything at all"=Futurama
Cartman_91
Posts: 2878
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:22 am

Postby Cartman_91 » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:31 pm

Peter: You know what I haven't had in awhile? Big League Chew
Image
Rualya
Posts: 228
Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:38 am

Postby Rualya » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:43 pm

Quagmire: So what happened to you? Where you in an accident or something?

Seamen (he has wood pegs for arms and legs) : No, me father was a tree.
Image
Image
Thank you so much Mr. Hat_DX27 for the sig!
Rualya
Posts: 228
Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:38 am

Postby Rualya » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:50 pm

Lois: Com on Stewie, here come's the plan.

Stewie: Damn you, damn the broccoli, and...

*hits broccoli away*

Stewie:... and damn the Wright Brothers!
Image
Image
Thank you so much Mr. Hat_DX27 for the sig!
Cartman_91
Posts: 2878
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:22 am

Postby Cartman_91 » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:11 pm

Brian: Quagmire isn't there an o in country?

Quagmire: Nope

Stewie: So can we go in your Winnabego

Quagmire: You mean wanna bang yo
Image
x[L*Kay]x
Posts: 278
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:54 pm

Postby x[L*Kay]x » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:42 pm

I refuse to check the rest of the thread so:
Stewie-
Lois
Lois
Lois
Lois
Lois
Mom
Mom
Mom
Mom
Mommy
Mommy
Mommy
Momma
Momma
Momma
Ma
Ma
Ma
Ma
Mum
Mum
Mum
Mummy
Mummy
Mumma
Mumma
Mumma
Mumma
Lois-
WHAT?!
Stewie-
Hi. *Giggles*


That is so my ringtone. Will add more quote later, I bought a poster from Woolworths today, it is so darn sweet.
[img:09615]http://i13.tinypic.com/2yzaazt.jpg[/img:09615]
Oficially sick of all the attention seekers on the BBS.You know who you are.
triplemultiplex
Posts: 6141
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:24 am

Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:32 am

Anna rules!
'because I kick all the bad guys in their jewels!
Anna won.
Thanks to my gamma ray atomic gun.

Dance and shout,
he's the world's greatest ninja
there's no doubt.

Though they tried to defeat me,
they can all just freakin' eat me.
'because he blew all of us away!

In the planet of Siam
there's no one as tough as I am
just as surely as Paul Lind was gay!
__________________________________________________

You read it! You can't unread it!
vexille
Posts: 641
Joined: Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:23 pm

Postby vexille » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:24 pm

"Heh heh. Yes. Die die die. I have everything. And you have nothing...." Peter Griffin gleefully observing gladiatorial combat between a couple of mice.



Police Officer: Excuse me sir, I'm trying to locate a possessed child. Have you seen anyone who looks like this?

Peter: Yeah. Thats my son. He's actually in the Mini-Mart right now. He'll be out any second.
[Lois nudges him angrily]
Eh-eh... I mean no. No I haven't seen him before.

Officer (suspiciously): Hmm. What was the last thing you said?

Peter: I'm saying that baby in the picture is my son. He's traveling with family, so as to avoid being caught by police like you. [Lois slaps him frustratedly again]

Peter: Eh-eh I mean I was reminding you what a nice tie you have on.

Officer: I...love this tie [looks pleased with himself]. Alright, you folks take care now [walks off].
Image
Calix Meus Enebriens "My Cup Makes Me Drunk"
AngusMcTavish
Posts: 8963
Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2004 6:52 am

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:36 am

Peter: All right, here's a little tune inspired by one of the great legends of the Old West. (plays guitar)

Well, there once were two cowboys
All alone out on the trail,
And they discovered
They could sleep with another male.
Now they're having gay sex.
Cowboy gay sex.
Sodomay-hee...
(Come on, everybody!)
Sodomay-hee...
Sodomay-hee...!

(Sodomy.)


Note: Adult Swim replaces "gay" with "butt," as I found out last night.
triplemultiplex
Posts: 6141
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:24 am

Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:55 pm

^^

Yeah you gotta watch the Adult Swim repeats because they keep things in that FOX makes 'em take out. Which is how they'll be on the DVD.
__________________________________________________

You read it! You can't unread it!
BRMBug
Posts: 18534
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:43 am

Postby BRMBug » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:29 am

Image

I saw the picture, remembered the episode, and just couldn't help myself. :lol:
calligraphy
Posts: 7
Joined: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:26 am

Postby calligraphy » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:27 pm

STEWIE: We haven't had sex.
GIRLFRIEND: SEX? How can you say that? Do you even know what sex IS?!
STEWIE: That's off the subject -- um -- a... a type of cake?

LIL' PETER: Now make like a siamese twin and split. And... then one of you die.
Image
triplemultiplex
Posts: 6141
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:24 am

Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:49 pm

Here's a FOX deleted scene from "Meet the Quagmires":

(a guy is trying to pick a fight with Brian in 1984)

80's guy: "Alright, name the time and place!"

Brian: "Okay. Top of the World Trade Center, 8 am, September 11th, 2001."

80's guy: "Okay, your on! You think I'll forget, but I won't!"
__________________________________________________

You read it! You can't unread it!
Blue Twilight
Posts: 546
Joined: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:42 am

Postby Blue Twilight » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:20 am

(Brian has just taught Stewie how to ballroom dance.)
Stewie: I love you!
Brian: O.O WHAT?
Stewie: Uh... uh... olive juice.
Brian: Olive juice?
Stewie (whispering): Olive juice you, too!

Cracks me up every time.
Illegitimi non carborundum.

Return to “Hot Topics”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest