Favorite Randy Marsh's quote?

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Favorite Randy Marsh's quote?

Postby candies » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:57 am

My favorite quotes is:

Douche and Turd

"You think the school mascot should be a turd sandwich? Well you're not exactly Einstein!"

Something Wall-Mart this way comes

"I know, I KNOW! GOD!! [pounds the table] BLEHH!"

"I'll make less money, sure, but... as long as I buy everything at Wall-Mart, it'll all even out. Don't you see? Wall*Mart isn't our enemy, it's our neighborhood friend."

The Losing Edge

"This is for what?! Arresting me for what?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America! Huh?! Isn't this America?! I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"

Make Love, Not Warcraft

"...I'm not a artard."

I swear, Randy always making me laugh when he's doing something very amusing and hilarious!
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:55 am

"If we're still alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead."

That, and in Warcraft, when he made his player "wave at this other guy. Hello!" :lol: That was just such a Dad thing for him to do and say.
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Postby marvel_freak_42 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:55 pm

"Those are cherry-flavored! Ugh!"

--Night of the Living Homeless
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Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:22 pm

The way Randy Marsh says his catch phrase:

"St... Stan?!"

You read it! You can't unread it!
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Postby Edduyasha » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:34 pm

"Stan, why don't you go play with your big brown package from Afghanistan outside?"

- Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants

"You do not say 'big silly goose'; you call him an a*shole like a normal kid!"

- Cripple Fight
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...

- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Postby S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:25 am

the catch pharse
''S-S-tan STAN''


''Oh you young people make me sick''

''If were stilla live in the morning then we know were not dead''

that was so f*cking funny.. but racist.

''Oh My God''

''you see stan us adults we like to sleep in''

''you see the old people wake up so early they get everything done so quick''
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Postby Just_Jackie » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:02 pm

(holding a one gig flash drive containing The Sword of a Thousand Truths over his head)


Make Love, Not Warcraft

I thought I was just a normal person like all of you but, thank you for showing me otherwise! Yea! I kick ass! Yea!!

Please fart only in moderation

If you hold in your farts you explode but it you fart too much you put a hole in the ozone. So we must only fart only at appropriate times, or when it's really really funny.

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Postby kenny_is_kool_69 » Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:39 am

if we are still alive in the morning then we'll know were not dead!
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Postby MannyRfbi » Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:30 am

Trapped In The Closet:

"Well, do you want a new bike, or do you not want to be depressed?"
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Postby 203177 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:36 am

my favorite randy quotes are:



"he's become one of them."

"either you drive this car or i will!"

"yeah, thanks alot stupid!"

"oh my god!"

"i have to find out why people explode, or else!"


"its beautiful."

"oh my god.... a volcano!"
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Postby Jay C » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:41 am

Not a quote, but when he was crying over Team-Speek at the end of 'Make Love not Warcraft'. Definitely Randy at his most gloriously GAR.
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Postby 203177 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:43 am

my favorite randy quotes are:



"he's become one of them."

"either you drive this car or i will!"

"yeah, thanks alot stupid!"

"oh my god!"

"its beautiful."

"oh my god.... a volcano!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

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Postby hawkmcflash » Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:29 pm

You know.... about god... and stuf
-No He-man! It´s a trap!
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Postby polymorph » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:21 am

Now we wander the earth in disaray us, new kids on the block, the osmons, We're all the same and that is why you can't go to the mall.


The spirit of middle class white people is strong in you Stan

Get off the street old people are driving!

Or else, or else what, exactly
Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers
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Postby Kenny_And_Me_Forever » Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:30 am

My * most* favorite lines from Randy Marsh are:

" I don't have any chaaaaaange" :wink:
My favorite Characters: Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

My Favorite Episodes: The List, Imaginationland ( All parts) and alot of season Ten.

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