Favorite Randy Marsh's quote?

[candies]

My favorite quotes is:

Douche and Turd

"You think the school mascot should be a turd sandwich? Well you're not exactly Einstein!"

Something Wall-Mart this way comes

"I know, I KNOW! GOD!! [pounds the table] BLEHH!"

"I'll make less money, sure, but... as long as I buy everything at Wall-Mart, it'll all even out. Don't you see? Wall*Mart isn't our enemy, it's our neighborhood friend."

The Losing Edge

"This is for what?! Arresting me for what?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America! Huh?! Isn't this America?! I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"

Make Love, Not Warcraft

"...I'm not a artard."

I swear, Randy always making me laugh when he's doing something very amusing and hilarious!

[BRMBug]

"If we're still alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead."

That, and in Warcraft, when he made his player "wave at this other guy. Hello!" That was just such a Dad thing for him to do and say.

[marvel_freak_42]

"Those are cherry-flavored! Ugh!"

--Night of the Living Homeless

[triplemultiplex]

The way Randy Marsh says his catch phrase:

"St... Stan?!"

[Edduyasha]

"Stan, why don't you go play with your big brown package from Afghanistan outside?"

- Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants

"You do not say 'big silly goose'; you call him an a*shole like a normal kid!"

- Cripple Fight

[S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K]

the catch pharse
''S-S-tan STAN''

''I KNOW I KNOW GOD, BLEH!!''

''Oh you young people make me sick''

''If were stilla live in the morning then we know were not dead''

''n*ggers!!!!!!!!!!''
that was so f*cking funny.. but racist.

''Oh My God''

''you see stan us adults we like to sleep in''

''you see the old people wake up so early they get everything done so quick''

[Just_Jackie]

(holding a one gig flash drive containing The Sword of a Thousand Truths over his head)

Ohhhhhhh!!

Make Love, Not Warcraft

I thought I was just a normal person like all of you but, thank you for showing me otherwise! Yea! I kick ass! Yea!!

Please fart only in moderation

If you hold in your farts you explode but it you fart too much you put a hole in the ozone. So we must only fart only at appropriate times, or when it's really really funny.

Spontaneous Combustion

[kenny_is_kool_69]

if we are still alive in the morning then we'll know were not dead!

[MannyRfbi]

Trapped In The Closet:


"Well, do you want a new bike, or do you not want to be depressed?"

[203177]

my favorite randy quotes are:

''SENIORS MEETING GETTING OUT!! GET OFF THE STREET!!'


"I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!!"

"he's become one of them."

"either you drive this car or i will!"

"yeah, thanks alot stupid!"

"oh my god!"

"i have to find out why people explode, or else!"

"exactly!"



"its beautiful."

"oh my god.... a volcano!"

[Jay C]

Not a quote, but when he was crying over Team-Speek at the end of 'Make Love not Warcraft'. Definitely Randy at his most gloriously GAR.

[203177]

my favorite randy quotes are:

''SENIORS MEETING GETTING OUT!! GET OFF THE STREET!!'


"I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!!"

"he's become one of them."

"either you drive this car or i will!"

"yeah, thanks alot stupid!"

"oh my god!"

"its beautiful."

"oh my god.... a volcano!"

[hawkmcflash]

You know.... about god... and stuf

[polymorph]

Now we wander the earth in disaray us, new kids on the block, the osmons, We're all the same and that is why you can't go to the mall.

LINCH MOB!!!

The spirit of middle class white people is strong in you Stan

Get off the street old people are driving!

Or else, or else what, exactly

[Kenny_And_Me_Forever]

My * most* favorite lines from Randy Marsh are:

" I don't have any chaaaaaange"