What kind of superpower would you have?

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Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:12 pm

Kyle the Skeptic wrote:How would you stop a bomb from going off though?


Uhh....If time were frozen, then I could read a book on how to disarm it, or seeing as I am lazy, I'd probably just chuck it into a lake.
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Postby Edduyasha » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:26 pm

Thunderhorse wrote:
Kyle the Skeptic wrote:How would you stop a bomb from going off though?


Uhh....If time were frozen, then I could read a book on how to disarm it, or seeing as I am lazy, I'd probably just chuck it into a lake.


It'd have to be a really big lake, though...if you tried chucking a bomb into the lake behind my backyard, it'd probably wipe out my whole neighborhood...

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Postby tweekedkenny » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:32 pm

Edduyasha wrote:
Thunderhorse wrote:
Kyle the Skeptic wrote:How would you stop a bomb from going off though?


Uhh....If time were frozen, then I could read a book on how to disarm it, or seeing as I am lazy, I'd probably just chuck it into a lake.


It'd have to be a really big lake, though...if you tried chucking a bomb into the lake behind my backyard, it'd probably wipe out my whole neighborhood...

:wink:

All you would have to do is destroy the bomb, because if time was frozen then the explosion wouldn't happen.
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Postby SuperMaids » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:29 am

The best super power in the world is being me.
I can do anything, including disarming a bomb, drinking an entire ocean (in one sip), turning the firstborn of all who opose me against those that sowed their seed, and resurecting a dead thread with a sh*tty message.
Because I'm awsome like that.
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Postby Lord Dunderhead » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:42 am

The power to stop this thread topic....
Jack your stepping on a land mine...
So?
Just checking.
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Postby Edduyasha » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:00 am

Lord Dunderhead wrote:The power to stop this thread topic....


Aye, but when you posted, you granted life unto a days-dead thread.

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Postby Kenny_the_best » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:25 pm

i wish i could be invisible when i want ,and if i could stop the time that would be pretty cool :wink:
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Postby SuperMaids » Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:18 am

If IO had any superpower, It'd be the British Empire.
The USA is sinking down to hell faster than you can think of a Bush joke, and the USSR isn't nearly strong enough yet. China lost it's superpower status years back, but the British Empire (now known as the EU) is surely the best superpower evar!
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Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:26 pm

SuperMaids wrote:If IO had any superpower, It'd be the British Empire.
The USA is sinking down to hell faster than you can think of a Bush joke, and the USSR isn't nearly strong enough yet. China lost it's superpower status years back, but the British Empire (now known as the EU) is surely the best superpower evar!


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Postby Edduyasha » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:15 am

marvel_freak_42 wrote:
SuperMaids wrote:If IO had any superpower, It'd be the British Empire.
The USA is sinking down to hell faster than you can think of a Bush joke, and the USSR isn't nearly strong enough yet. China lost it's superpower status years back, but the British Empire (now known as the EU) is surely the best superpower evar!


The Portuguese will conquer the world!!!


Nah, once I take over Canada, things will change quicker than you'll realize... Canada will become a great world power under me!

Just kidding.
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Postby SuperMaids » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:03 am

The Portuguese will conquer the world!!!

How can they conquer what they already own?
The Portugees own planet Earth, the British own the galactic space federation of civilised planets, including Xenu's homeworld, which just so happen's to house the REAL British Isles!
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Postby marvel_freak_42 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:52 pm

SuperMaids wrote:
The Portuguese will conquer the world!!!

How can they conquer what they already own?
The Portugees own planet Earth, the British own the galactic space federation of civilised planets, including Xenu's homeworld, which just so happen's to house the REAL British Isles!


True, true.

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Re: What kind of superpower would you have?

Postby KuroChigiri » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:25 pm

pshaw!! I get Canada!!! and I would have to have the power to grant wishes...like that stupid Jirachi pokemon or a genie... 'cept I could grant all wishes including my own which is why I get Canada!
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Re: What kind of superpower would you have?

Postby CruciFACTION » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:10 pm

I remember there being a thread like this in the past.

Lets see, how about the power to send farts through space and time, I will use this power to fart in Julius Caesars face, you know, for kicks.
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Re: What kind of superpower would you have?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:14 pm

CruciFACTION wrote:I remember there being a thread like this in the past.

Lets see, how about the power to send farts through space and time, I will use this power to fart in Julius Caesars face, you know, for kicks.


That'd be pretty funny...I'd bet they're turning in their graves at your remark there...

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