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Do u Smoke, Did u, have ever smoked?
i smoking a ciggereete now(Kools)!
been smoking for 2 years
and if u do, what Brand of Ciggereetes do u smoke?
been smoking for 2 years
and if u do, what Brand of Ciggereetes do u smoke?

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Nope...never smoked, never will. My nose is extremely sensitive to everything (I'll often smell things even when most people don't smell anything), and cigarette smoke gives me coughing fits.
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I don't smoke. Instead, I have a habit that is less offensive to everyone: I fart.
I go into bars and hang out in front of buildings and rip really smelly farts at will. I usually let loose a few farts every time I visit parks. When I fart in the car, I make sure to hang my cheeks out the window so everyone behind be can smell my farts. (Hey, I don't want the inside of MY car smelling like farts!) I take regular fart breaks at work so my fart smell can waft up into the open windows of the building I work in.
I also make sure to fart a ton in my apartment so my fart smell can leak out the door and into the hall, making it smell like farts most of the time.
If someone complains about my farting, I go on a big rant about how they're trying to infringe on my freedom of choice; that they are fascists trying to force their elitist, anti-farting agenda down everyone's throats. It's my body, and if I choose to be a farter, that's my business and no one else's since it obviously doesn't affect them in any way whatsoever. <fart> oOoOoO
I go into bars and hang out in front of buildings and rip really smelly farts at will. I usually let loose a few farts every time I visit parks. When I fart in the car, I make sure to hang my cheeks out the window so everyone behind be can smell my farts. (Hey, I don't want the inside of MY car smelling like farts!) I take regular fart breaks at work so my fart smell can waft up into the open windows of the building I work in.
I also make sure to fart a ton in my apartment so my fart smell can leak out the door and into the hall, making it smell like farts most of the time.
If someone complains about my farting, I go on a big rant about how they're trying to infringe on my freedom of choice; that they are fascists trying to force their elitist, anti-farting agenda down everyone's throats. It's my body, and if I choose to be a farter, that's my business and no one else's since it obviously doesn't affect them in any way whatsoever. <fart> oOoOoO
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