The Fight Thread

[emmybee]

Hmm. Well, you get cool points for reading a really good book, but I'm afraid that I implanted, uh, mini-bombs between the pages, so when they're opened/flipped, they explode.

So no masturbation 4u, sry!

[Shas'O Marsh]

The shrapnel would probably take out my eyes, nose and tongue more so than my hands, assuming the bombs are in the middle.


Le sigh, I'll have to spend a few hours in the ORTM...which is secure and not able to in anyway f*ck up.

[emmybee]

Ouch. That'd be extremely painful, don't you think?

Well, I'll try not to laugh too hard as you crawl around, blindly, unable to speak or smell.

[CruciFACTION]

Crap! I'm the only one alive again, and go to bed in a half hour. Come on, some one ressurect themself so I have some one to fight!

[emmybee]

You have to go to bed in a half-hour? 'Tis too early!

Okay, I'll resurrect myself. I was supposed to be dead anyway, but we all know I'm sort of a cheater. Only sort of, though.

Let us do battle!

[CruciFACTION]

I've died like three times now, you can come back to life all you want as long as you have a clever way of doing so.

*I hit you with a blow dart coverd in LSD*

[emmybee]

I duck said dart and launch a grenade in your general direction.

(Haa I totally have to take my shower soon. Either that, or go streaking. Something of that nature, anyway.)

[CruciFACTION]

Thinking quickly, I grab a tennis racket and slap it back at you.

[emmybee]

I grab a lacrosse... thingy... (racket?), catch it, and quickly lob it in your direction right before it explodes.

[CruciFACTION]

It explodes directly between us, we both get hit with a little shratnal. Because I've been trained to ignore pain I get up and charge you before you get up, Impaling you with my short sword from earlier.

[SuperMaids]

I kill you all.
You Die.
The End.

[emmybee]

Aww... I was hoping we could somehow form a truce. Oh well, I guess, there goes my stomach lining/life.

You officially win... for today. I guess. Since you have to go to bed in 15 minutes and all. And I should really get off this thing before I become completely addicted, ahah.

[CruciFACTION]

There are no truces here! but I should stop now because I got school tommowrow.

[Thunderhorse]

I should stop now because I got school tommowrow.

Same, but there is no time to rest when there is killing to be done!

*Uses Psychokinetic powers to make CruciFACTION blow his own brains out*

[Edduyasha]

Yaargh... My soul awakens to possess...Pickles the Drummer! I'm immune to...stuff.

Wha? The fight grew into a full-blown melee while I was gone?! How could you do this to me?! I run around in anger, stabbing everyone (and a few innocent bystanders) randomly with a pair of drumsticks.