Do you hate when People say Kyle and Stan are going to be...

[Mr. Hat_DX27]

Couples!

i know that we cant read Matt and Treys minds, but i absolutly think Kyle and Stan wont be couples. anyone agree with me or dessegre?

My god it’s like reading text in the Legend of Zelda games.

Slash is silly. I can't see Kyle and Stan together in the actual series.

[candies]

Couples!

i know that we cant read Matt and Treys minds, but i absolutly think Kyle and Stan wont be couples. anyone agree with me or dessegre?

My god it’s like reading text in the Legend of Zelda games.

Slash is silly. I can't see Kyle and Stan together in the actual series.

I don't understand why everyone wanted Stan and Kyle to be couples. In Fan Fictions there's like 400 stories about those two kissing and other nauseating things, people just writing too many romanticists and intimate of Stan and Kyle's friendships and to me it's just very aggravator.

[Shas'O Marsh]

What's worse than that is actually debating them on the canon of their stories. They hide behind several pillars because their case is just so weak.

[Edduyasha]

Couples!

i know that we cant read Matt and Treys minds, but i absolutly think Kyle and Stan wont be couples. anyone agree with me or dessegre?

My god it’s like reading text in the Legend of Zelda games.

Slash is silly. I can't see Kyle and Stan together in the actual series.

I'm not into slash...

Anyhow, Kyle and Stan are merely 9 years old! I mean, seriously...taking it past best friends on the actual show would be somewhat annoying, absurd and would probably reek of overused fan-fiction plots and such...but that's just my two cents on things.

[SuperMaids]

Anyone who's seen Super Best Friend's can say they couldn't look gayer together, but if they were people (and not just paper cutouts) and had actual futures, not one part of me thinkses that they'd end up gays.
As hard as it is for some emotionally-lacking secretly transvestite homo-hunting hompohobes and AIDS-crazed ass-rammers to get through their skulls is that people can be just that... friends. Very good friends, but just friends, on a purely friend-based level, with no touching, feeling, tasting and/or penetrating involved.
Both lurv the girlz, but they're just NOT gays, even if some slash can pull it off as well as Kyle pulls Stan off in their stories, they're NOT in the show and never will be.
God i feel noonby today!

[Shas'O Marsh]

emotionally-lacking secretly transvestite homo-hunting hompohobes and AIDS-crazed ass-rammers

That was the funniest thing ever.

[vexille]

Stan and Kyle slash is just very wishful thinking for the self-indulgent, no-talent fools that write those sordid tales. Simply because they think its "cute". You can only stretch the difference of the shows principal characters and their fanfic counterparts so far. Depicting them as homosexuals for no other reason than to sell their sh*tty, little stories, is doing a great disservice to the truth. I must say that after reading one or two of those slasher-tales, I have become deeply ashamed of myself for even gazing at those pieces of sh*t that they're content to call literature. Either one of them may possibly turn out to be a bisexual, but I even doubt that. Stan and Kyle are simply best friends. We all have or had them.

[SuperMaids]

Apart from in the show, Stan and Kyle Slash is perfectly OK.
As long as it's completely Alternatie Universe, and the kids being an item isn't the main catylist for the plot or the poor excuse for a plot itself, but a background to the real story that is. So bad i've never found a slash like that, they all seem to be smut obsession stories, even the gooder ones!

[Jello_Biafra]

I wonder if Trey and Matt will bring in "gay chicken" into the episode(s)? Now, that would be interesting...

[candies]

I wonder if Trey and Matt will bring in "gay chicken" into the episode(s)? Now, that would be interesting...

Gay Chicken? What do you meant by [i]that[i]

[S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K]

bwahahahah no nah they wont be

[KillingKenny666]

Yeah, Stan had a girlfriend before. And they're not like that.

[Mr. Hat_DX27]

Yeah, Stan had a girlfriend before. And they're not like that.

That's exactly why the fangirls started the S/K Slash craze. Because they both experimented with relationships with other woman before...woman who are not said fangirls. So they make them gay in Fan Fiction in order to keep them from doing stuff with other girls, because then they can be like "OMG STAN IS MINE OMGOMGOMG!" same with Kyle...I don't know how one can get off from watching too male pieces of construction paper go at it.

[Sizzling Lynn]

Slash fics are alright, but there's just way too many of Stan and Kyle out there. Maybe if one of them was a girl, there might be possible romance, but we all know that those two are straight..or at least as straight as the guys they're based on. Remember what they say: We're all a little gay on the inside. The keyword is a little, so even if Stan and Kyle were to experiment, nothing would become of it. It'd probably be a one time thing. Like that kiss in BASEketball.

[ShaneHaughey]

My belief:
Anyone who says Stan and Kyle=Couple needs to be sterilized.

Seriously though, I do believe we should create an alternate forum just for slashers so they can hang out there and share their devaluing views of the show together in perfect harmony. If they come back, we taser them.