Kill the person above you

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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:39 am

I'm gonna send Chuck Norris after you.
Better run while you still can.
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Postby CruciFACTION » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:44 am

I don't have to kill you, Chuck Norris kills you for trying to tell him what to do.
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Postby Thunderhorse » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:45 am

But then Chuck Norris kills you anyways. Just because he can.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:52 am

I take you back in time to last year's hockey game between the Ottawa Senators and Buffalo Sabres, where I throw you into the wild fray that occured during the second period. Once the 6-on-6 is cleared, we see that you've been sliced to ribbons from all those skates and a couple of sticks up your bum.

Pulling a few strings to revive this. K-Mac...are you in?

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Postby Siberian Husky » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:52 pm

*stab you with a 12 inches hunting knife, then set you on fire, then cut you hands off, and feed em too you dog, then get you to the nearest zoo and trow you down to a wolf pack that can eat the rest of you body* :twisted:
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:33 pm

Seeing how I'm Native American, I send you to the shooting range where my cousins and I throw tomahawks at you. Then I finish you off with a roundhouse kick in the nuts because I haven't done that in quite a while.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:12 pm

As you regain consciousness--oh, did I forget to mention I would have to knock you out first?--you find yourself tied to four stakes in the ground. That's when I carve into your belly and floss my teeth with your intestines. The shock is enough to kill you, and the rest of you is sold as a special recipe at the local sushi bar.

Konichi-wa! :twisted:
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:57 am

You sick bastard...

After a hard day's work at the Art Show, I go bats*it insane from the sun exposure and beat you to death with my paintings and 3rd place ribbon. Then, I shank you with my new table easel, just to make sure you're dead.

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To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:10 am

I um drop Cartman and squish u flat!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KYLEZ#1FAN » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:13 am

Well, I would first hit you in the head with a bat, rendering you unconsious. Then I would cut off your arms and legs, cut them up into small peices, and stick them in the blender. I would then force feed your unconsious head and torso your blended limbs. And finally, I would let the Woodland Critters have their way with you, and to finish you off, I would run over you with a bulldozer until you were flat roadkill.

Tee hee..... I'm feeling devious today :cartmanevil:
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:19 am

I go old school, and work you over with coffee percolator (the type with the permanently mounted cord, so I can get it swinging like a Mace.) until the grey matter shows. Then I hold the cracked, dented, bloody appliance up by the handle and say, "Caffine'll KILL YA!!!"
Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:23 am

wow I'm dead alright lol

I get that rap singing dude that kills people that don't vote and tell him you didn't vote.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:27 am

Well I'd have fat abbot and the gag come over and bust a cap in your ass
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:38 am

I like Pip303's idea about dropping Cartman on someone, so I take it a step further, just to experiment.

I gather you and many others around Sears Tower in Chicago, drop Cartman from the roof and nuke the lot of ya!

Bwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa.....!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Siberian Husky » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:37 pm

*smashes you balls with a hammer. then pull you eyeballs out, and pee on them, and make you eat them, then cuts you fingers off with a peace of paper, and make you eat them.. then decapitats you with a samurai "katanna" sword. sets you on fire. and trow you out in the ocean, from a 15. floor high building*
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