Kill the person above you

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Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:43 pm

I'll drag you into a boat, sail out to sea and dump you over board where a group of hungry sharks are.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:48 pm

I help NASA choose to send you into space. Only you will have no helmet, no space suit, no oxygen tanks and, oddly enough, no space shuttle! Going through the atmosphere is enough to kill you, which spares you the trouble of not being able to breathe out in space!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:03 am

I tie you in an old barber's chair, duct tape you eyelids open, and force you to watch this (fullscreen) until your brain swells and cracks your skull open.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:57 am

What do you mean? I thought it was pretty funny, in that Jhonen Vasquez kind of way.

I one-up on you by showing you THIS, full screen and maximum volume, until your head just effin' explodes!

Always scared the hell out of me when I was little.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:10 am

Yey! My favorite thread
hmm... I shall chop off your legs and arms and grind them up and feed them to you, then shoot you in the gut, and after you die I feed you to the gators.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:58 am

I'll put you on a plane to Iraq....need I say more?
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:06 am

I force you to eat pound after pound of Garlic until you either:
A) Die from your stomach exploding
B) Die from the horrid stench
or C) Die from being eaten by Wario (He loves the stuff...)
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:36 pm

Freezes you with liquid nitrogen and throws you off a high cliff.

...holey crap this brings back memories. :P
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:51 pm

I point a gun at you at point blank range, shoot you in the gut (on purpose) take you to the doctor, you get better, then I get a rabid dog and let it loose and it bites you. You get rabies and start to show symptoms and it's too late to get rabies shots. I then shoot your feet so you cannot move. I lock you up in a cage with only water, eventually you die.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:09 am

Every year, several posters end up missing or dead. Kelly was found lying in a ditch just outside her town, with a pair of motorcycle handlebars through her head, perfectly lodged through the ears. Was this a cruel kill? Was this a poor attempt to imitate a moose? Or was this her tribute to the late, legendary Evel Knievel? Sadly, no one knows for sure. But one thing's for certain, she will be missed.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:41 pm

Late last night police found AngusMcTavish in an abandoned house, his eyes apparently gouged out with a bloody spork found next to him on the night of the discovery. A whisk was found protruding from the victims stomach. It was used to mix the organs in the vicinity of a hole of unknown origin. He will be missed by friends & family, which all died from a gas leak at the funeral home. There were no survivors.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby CruciFACTION » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:45 pm

Knock you out, tie you down, unhinge a stapler, and staple you to death! It takes about three days and 15 boxes of staples, but it was worth it.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:26 pm

Four words: Blowtorch up the butt!

I love the smell of fried innards in the morning.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby CruciFACTION » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:11 am

Just as the torch is about to rape me, I let out a ripper of epic preportions, fart hits flame and we both die in the explosion.

Then I come back to life for the next poster to kill me.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:36 am

AngusMcTavish wrote: Was this a cruel kill? Was this a poor attempt to imitate a moose? Or was this her tribute to the late, legendary Evel Knievel? Sadly, no one knows for sure. But one thing's for certain, she will be missed.
hehehe...

anyway...this should be fun...I force to to drink as much water as you can. I then grab a bat and hit you in the belly and groin. I stab you in the eye with rusty nails. I drive off, dragging you behind the car, going 60 mile per hour and you are most likely dead by now, but if not you die of tetnus or a hungry wolf.
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