Kill the person above you

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Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:45 am

I invite you over for a cup of coffee. I then say I need to go get some more milk from the store around the corner, I then go out and insert a little but powerful bomb into your car. after you leave you open the car door and obviously you explode into little bits.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:09 pm

Oh, I have to send out my Christmas presents soon! I pack you in a box and ship you off to an island of cannibals as a present.

:o
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby pro army9000 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:47 pm

KennyStanWendyFan wrote:Just as the title suggests... come up with a clever way to kill the person who posted above you. You can mimic a Kenny death, make fun of Dragonball Z's stupidity, whatever you want.

i will kill you im a slayer #1st slayer
Okay, next person... kill me! I'm ready to die!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:24 am

Uh oh, you got the rules down pat, but you didn't respond with a kill. Looks like I'll have to do a double-whammy.

I put pro army and Edd in an empty room with a slab of meat between them, so they can fight over it. One dies from the fight, and the other dies from the E coli-tainted meat!
Pip303
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:31 am

I found out that global warming will strike at exactly midnight tomorrow so I pay big bucks to get a space ship to fly the hell outta here and take the rest of the population of the earth with me exept for you so yeah you know the rest. (this is complete fiction obviously lol I was outta ideas)
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:41 am

That's hilarious...kill one person by saving the rest of humanity.

I put you in a plane tied to a chair, get a pilot to fly the plane straight up until it runs out of fuel, then jump out with a parachute leaving you inside with headphones strapped to your head and an ipod playing Michael Bolton's greatest hits. Then as the plane takes a nosedive toward the earth, I have a bunch of people on the ground launching all kinds of explosives at the plane to see if they can hit you before you hit the ground.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:06 am

I get out the rope and prep you up for a good ol' fashioned lynching while the other posters do their rendition of "Hang the Bastard."
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:35 pm

I force you to drink up all the chemicals in the Chemistry class closet at school, then I tie fireworks to you and blow you to colorful bits for New Year's.

:mrgreen:
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
Pip Tweek
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:17 pm

I bring you to a medical laboratory and we try a little 'experiment' to see how many diseases a person can simultaneously endure before they die.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KennyKicksAss » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:27 pm

^^ OD of heroin needles to the balls. :D
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BRMBug
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:40 am

I push you down the stairs of the Eiffel Tower, which snaps your neck, but not before breaking all of your extremities, and a few ribs, puncturing your vital organs.
rainbow.bix
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby rainbow.bix » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:58 am

I shove a molten metal rod up your ass and burn your insides to ash. Then I stuff you with cotton, dress you up in Santa clothes and sit you in the corner of my living room.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:03 am

I'm not feeling as creative nor Jedi as I usually am. So I burst into an irritating song.

Knife fight!
You're gonna fight for your liiiife!
Knife fight!
Gonna fight with a kniiife!
Knife fight!
A really really really really sharp knife!
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!!
I'm a crazy..... son of a bitch
I'm gonna cut you!
Swish swish swish!1

But then I realize the song isn't as bad as I thought it was, so I just stab you with my lightsaber.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:33 pm

I cover you in fish paste and drop you in a pool of hungry piranahs
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:29 pm

I throw you on top of a pack of swiftly moving, suicidal lemmings running toward the edge of a cliff.

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