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Kill the person above you
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I don't feel so good, so I'll go to your house, inflect you with the flu and you puke for a day and a half until you want to die and then you get your tv and smash yourself with it.
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On a hot summers day I'll hold a magnifing glass to your neck and watch you Buuuuuuurn
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I'm really tired and have my whole torso hurts for some reason so I'm not gonna use my brain too much and just slit your throwt, cut out your gutts, feed them to the dogs and use your skin for new curtins.
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I take you prisoner but feed you and take care of you until you die naturally of old age (given the fact that IRL I'm most likely a lot older than you that's not probable, but for the sake of the thread..) yeah, that's how you die.
Okay, somebody kill me again...
Okay, somebody kill me again...
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I get a sledghamer and break some bones. I get a wild, hungry racoon in the cage you are staying in and are slowly eatten and clawed to death with no way out.
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I aint going to kill no-body.......
I will stick right into their asses untill they kill them-selves

I will stick right into their asses untill they kill them-selves


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I shoot you with a portable ionised plasma disruter cannon deluxe
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I shoot you with an automatic hyper-polarized double barrel electron-splitting super fancy laser gun.
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I hit you with a multi-warhead heat seeking armour piercing thermo nuclear missile.
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I shoot you with a squirt gun containing a potent mixture of bleach, ammonia, formaldehyde, arsenic, AIDS, and liquid rat feces.
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My name is Marshall Mathers I'm an alcoholic... I kill you with non-sensical lyrics... at least for me...
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Poor Kenny, trapped forever on my back...
Ah, the memories...
Favourite character: Kenny
Favourite episode: Mysterion Rises
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KennyKicksAss wrote:My name is Marshall Mathers I'm an alcoholic... I kill you with non-sensical lyrics... at least for me...
I beat you to death with a wiffle bat. Hold still, this could take a while...
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I make you drink as much alcoholic drinks as you can and make you throw it all up in a bucket. I then drown you in your own puke.
Stan x Wendy for life!
Favorite Character- Kyle
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Favorite Character- Kyle
Favorite Episode- The List
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I tie you down and carve your heart out with a rusty spoon.
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I heave a bucket of bleach directly at your face, then cover your head with a christmas stocking, fasten it securely around your throat, then take you up to the rooftop of your own house and attempt to stuff you down the chimney head first while burning you with a blowtorch and prodding you with a fireplace poker to help you fit.
Failing that, I'd climb down from the roof and light a fire in the fireplace with your mangled, burnt upper body still stuck in the chimney, then I'd pour gasoline in the fireplace and start throwing gasoline all over your house, then I'd run down the street, hijack an oil truck and drive it straight into your living room, then fly over your house with a helicopter and dump out a crate of fireworks.
But before I even began all of this, I'd hire one of those sky-writer people to write "Merry Christmas, BRMBug" in the clouds. While you were looking up, that's when I'd hit you with the bucket of bleach and start the festivities.
Failing that, I'd climb down from the roof and light a fire in the fireplace with your mangled, burnt upper body still stuck in the chimney, then I'd pour gasoline in the fireplace and start throwing gasoline all over your house, then I'd run down the street, hijack an oil truck and drive it straight into your living room, then fly over your house with a helicopter and dump out a crate of fireworks.
But before I even began all of this, I'd hire one of those sky-writer people to write "Merry Christmas, BRMBug" in the clouds. While you were looking up, that's when I'd hit you with the bucket of bleach and start the festivities.
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