Kill the person above you

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Okay so I get you a present and you look at it, thinking it is some sort of bomb or something. But that would be a little bit too obvious for me to kill you so you open it and find that it is your dad's wee...not wii. Anyways I get you some eggnog that you drink but fortunally it was not posioned even though you are still skeptical of me. I take the garland from the tree and wrap up your mom and dad and take the angel/star from your tree and hit you repeatedly with it with no avail. I then get a lighter and started to burn the wood and toss your presents and stockings into the fireplace. I then get this monserous size snow ball and hit you with it and run outside when you try to find me only to get ran over by some smelly reindeer.

But you survive that so I deside to give you all the candy canes in the world when you die of obesity.

[Edduyasha]

I lock you in a room with a very hungry Cartman...



'Nuff said.

[polymorph]

Let's do this the old fashion way (Revs chainsaw).

[Pip303]

I'll hand you over to Professor Chaos while he's at his worst.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I throw this sentence at you, which some how kills you for no apperent reason.

[Edduyasha]

I throw you in a mob of rampaging zombies.

Aw, don't worry. They're the cool ones, sent by Zombie Bob himself.

^ ^;

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Who-Hoo! Zombies! I just bit you...so I guess your dead too...and because you are a zombie I take this chainsaw and cut you in half for the hell of it.

[Pip Tweek]

I send you an email with a picture of a bomb attached. When you get the email and open the attachment, it explodes, blowing your monitor to pieces and your head clean off.

It's amazing what technology can do these days.

[KennyKicksAss]

I smash a vodka bottle over your head, then stab you in the throat with the broken bottle, slice you into finely cut chunks and feed you to people I don't like.

[polymorph]

I nuke the sh*t out of you.

[AngusMcTavish]

???

How do you "nuc?"

I whip out a shrink ray and reduce you to the size of a baby spider, afterwhich, I drop right onto you the biggest, heaviest set of Encyclopedia Britannica I can find!

[BRMBug]

Oh yeah? Well I get out my shrink ray gun, shrink your lungs with it, and fart a nice big, juicy, eggy beef-fart right into your face, causing you to suffocate.

[polymorph]

I drop you into the Death Star's waste disposal system, survive that!

[Pip303]

I somehow pass Kenny's curse onto you.

[Pip Tweek]

I invent a 'reality inversion' device. When something is placed inside it (like a marble), and a characteristic of the thing inside is entered into a keypad (like, round) the reality inverter will transform the thing into the opposite of that characteristic. So it would make a round marble cube-shaped.

I put YOU in the reality inverter and type 'alive' on the keypad.

Guess what happens after I hit the 'Enter' key!