Kill the person above you

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Kelly MacCornmac
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:15 pm

Okay so I get you a present and you look at it, thinking it is some sort of bomb or something. But that would be a little bit too obvious for me to kill you so you open it and find that it is your dad's wee...not wii. Anyways I get you some eggnog that you drink but fortunally it was not posioned even though you are still skeptical of me. I take the garland from the tree and wrap up your mom and dad and take the angel/star from your tree and hit you repeatedly with it with no avail. I then get a lighter and started to burn the wood and toss your presents and stockings into the fireplace. I then get this monserous size snow ball and hit you with it and run outside when you try to find me only to get ran over by some smelly reindeer.

But you survive that so I deside to give you all the candy canes in the world when you die of obesity.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:00 am

I lock you in a room with a very hungry Cartman...

:cartmanevil:

'Nuff said.
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:43 am

Let's do this the old fashion way (Revs chainsaw).
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:16 am

I'll hand you over to Professor Chaos while he's at his worst.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:03 pm

I throw this sentence at you, which some how kills you for no apperent reason.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:44 pm

I throw you in a mob of rampaging zombies.

Aw, don't worry. They're the cool ones, sent by Zombie Bob himself.

^ ^;
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
Kelly MacCornmac
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:06 pm

Who-Hoo! Zombies! I just bit you...so I guess your dead too...and because you are a zombie I take this chainsaw and cut you in half for the hell of it.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:40 pm

I send you an email with a picture of a bomb attached. When you get the email and open the attachment, it explodes, blowing your monitor to pieces and your head clean off.

It's amazing what technology can do these days.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KennyKicksAss » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:43 pm

I smash a vodka bottle over your head, then stab you in the throat with the broken bottle, slice you into finely cut chunks and feed you to people I don't like.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:44 am

I nuke the sh*t out of you.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:29 am

???

How do you "nuc?"

I whip out a shrink ray and reduce you to the size of a baby spider, afterwhich, I drop right onto you the biggest, heaviest set of Encyclopedia Britannica I can find!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:16 am

Oh yeah? Well I get out my shrink ray gun, shrink your lungs with it, and fart a nice big, juicy, eggy beef-fart right into your face, causing you to suffocate.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:07 am

I drop you into the Death Star's waste disposal system, survive that!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:12 am

I somehow pass Kenny's curse onto you.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:10 am

I invent a 'reality inversion' device. When something is placed inside it (like a marble), and a characteristic of the thing inside is entered into a keypad (like, round) the reality inverter will transform the thing into the opposite of that characteristic. So it would make a round marble cube-shaped.

I put YOU in the reality inverter and type 'alive' on the keypad.

Guess what happens after I hit the 'Enter' key!

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