Kill the person above you

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I go to Pip Tweeks house to thank him for posting a longer kill than everybody else besides me and angus. I do that by getting my ear phones and using the end that goes into mp3s and poke you in the eye. I then get your cds and put them in the microwave and stick you in front of it and you die from radiation posioning =P

[cheesypoofs857]

Endure nine minutes of this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtjJe4elifI

[Edduyasha]

I get all the members of Dethklok randomly pissed off at Poofs and they come after her like a pack of rabid wolves.



I'll just sit back on my lawnchair here with some popcorn to enjoy the show.

[BRMBug]

I bitch-slap you into the intake of the engines on a Firefly class transport ship.

[Pip Tweek]

I kill Kelly MacCornmac, then tie her to a 700-pound anvil, which I release from a John Deere backhoe, which falls straight down on top of you.

[Pip303]

I'm not in much of a thinking mood so I'm just gonna simply choke you to death.

[polymorph]

Javelin in your chest.

[KennyKicksAss]

I turn into a crazed Muslim and suicide bomb your ass.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I kill Kelly MacCornmac, then tie her to a 700-pound anvil, which I release from a John Deere backhoe, which falls straight down on top of you.

Vengence! I shall cut off Pip_Tweeks fingers, and use paper to get cuts in PT arms and gets infected. PT is dysolosional and accidently kills KKA by running into her, causing her to be infront of traffic. Then PT hits a telephone poll and an angry cat claws him to death (the cat was on the poll)

[Stovepipe_Jam]

I get Mr. Hat_DX27 to give you AIDS with his AIDS gun.

[polymorph]

My Aura slaps you up.

[Pip Tweek]

To celebrate New Year's Eve 2007, I invite everyone in the BBS to a party at my swanky penthouse suite in NYC. When you arrive, you step in the "elevator" and the doors close. Then they lock (unbeknown to you)

Then when you press the button to go up, instead of moving the elevator, it opens up the ceiling, dropping 50 live scorpions, 20 poisonous snakes, and a large beehive down on top of you.

There's a hidden camera in the elevator which broadcasts to a giant LCD screen in my suite, where everyone is watching you thrash about in the horrible chaos, eventually succumbing to your inevitable multiple wounds.

Everyone is laughing uproariously as I repeat the video again and again. The media catches wind of it and soon your death is broadcast in Times Square, on television, and in real time on the Internet as the countdown begins.

2008 begins with a bang.

[polymorph]

I throw a nuclear grenade.

[emmet1993]

ok i....throw u off an aeroplane thats 8000 meters in the aer

[Pip303]

I aprove you as president of the U.S.A, start a cartoon that shows an image of mohamad and then drop you off in a Muslim city.