What is your favorite quote or line from a show?

[Pip303]

Oh hang on I forgot, I also love this one...

News Reporter: "Tom Cruise, John Travolta AND R Kelly have ALL come out of the closet!!"

[Faith-1]

R Kelly-
So i just pull out my gun!!!

[Big-Will]

Please, don't post the following:
1. Made-up statements
2. Quotes from SP:BLU - this thread is for the show, not the movie.
3. Quotes from other shows - I think there are off-topic threads about that for individual shows. If there isn't, make one there.

I'm deleting posts that don't belong here.

[Pip Tweek]

Free Hat - George Lucas (To Steven Spielberg when he requests the film print) something to the effect of: "Wait, Steven! These kids had a point...I don't remember what it was, but it was good!"

Ben Affleck: "I've been meaning to write you a song or a poem, but I have no talent!"

This one's probably my all-time favorite:

Timmy: (to Jimmy) "Timmeh! Timmeh, Jimmeh! Timmeh Timmeh!!"
Jimmy: "Don't lecture m-me on the complexities of sportsmanship!.."

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Please, don't post the following:
2. Quotes from SP:BLU - this thread is for the show, not the movie.

Aww weak...

"Now look even more closier"

"Chaaaange....chaaaange"

Dr. Dr: I'm sorry but he's running out of time

Ms. Cartman: What's wrong with him?

Dr.: It's his time it's running out, we may need a time transplant"

and the classic "Oh my God they killed Kenny! You basturds!"

[KrazyKenny]

I have so many favorites...here's a few i can think of right now...

The Jeffersons
Blanket "Are you gonna be my new friends?"
Cartman
"Phh no"

"Your name is Blanket right. Well, Blanket I'm Howdee Dutie and these are my friends Timpsey(Kenny),Winkey(Stan), and Nod(Kyle). Unfortunatley we have to be off to the land of Booger Tree so we'll be leaving now"

"...and in their backyard, guess what they have in their backyard,guess....a train.

"Oh, you know what, this makes perfect sence. A guy moves into South Park with a FERRIS WHEEL in his backyard and Kyle has to see a problem with it. Mr. Jefferson's the best thing that's happened to this town in a long time and if you mess this up, so help me god I will rip your balls off with my bare hands, WITH MY BARE HANDS GODDAMN YOU!"
sorry the post is so long

[tsssst]

ummm favorite quote ......................................... ooooooooo
chefs salty choclate balls 02

*kenny outside a theater, the gets run over by a crowd of people *


Random guy: omg i found a penny!!!
other guy : you bastard!!

[xMonAliciAx]

So one of my favorites is the Scientology episode..with John Travolta
"Tom you gotta come out of the closet ohmygod!"
ha...i cry from laughing every time.

[jacquesmoran]

'You need a friend...a chocolate friend.' Cartman at his evil best: understanding the poor fat kid's torment and unhealthy needs, and exploiting them.

[rainbow.bix]

"Kyle, you're being a negative nancy, okay. Stop it. Unless you want everyone to call you negative nancy from now on..."

[candies]

Cartman:Awww, I don't think Kyle likes you, Ms. Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez: Aww, that makes me muy triste.
Cartman: Ms. Lopez, do you like Kyle?
Jennifer Lopez: Oh sí sí, very much.
Cartman: Ms. Lopez, would you like to give Kyle a kiss?
Jennifer Lopez: Oh sí, sí sí, my kisses taste like tacos. [Cartman plants his fist on Kyle's lips and makes kissing noises, then removes the hand]
Cartman: Is nice?
Jennifer Lopez: Is bery nice. He's so hansome
season 7, Fat Butt and Pancake Head .

Cartman: Here we are, Kyle. You tried to bail out on our agreement, but I found you.
Kyle: I didn't "bail," I got picked up by the governmemt!
Cartman: Well we're here now, that's all that matters. (brings up a small cup of mixed nuts) Care for some nuts? Oh, that's right. I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in a few minutes.
Season 11, Imaginationland Part II

Cartman:I just... no I... I just want to thank everyone for coming- my cousin and I touched wiener- we wiener we, weenter!
season 11, Le Petit Tourette's

Yea....

[S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K]

cartman - f*ck you millie, fuk u bebe, f*ck u wateva ya name is and f*ck you bitch

[Freddy Fittler]

Death Camp Of Tolerance;
Mr.Garrison:"But you know what i really like..............Sucking Balls!

Hell On Earth 2006;
Butters:"Please don't ice me homie"

Go God Go;
Garrison:"Oh yeah i'm a monkey.....Give this monkey what she wants!"

The Succubus;
Mr Garrison:Poontang,Poontang

Same episode;
Chefs dad:"Say would you little crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Lochness Monster?"

Fourth Grade;

Mr Garrison(as Cartman):"Suck my balls!"
Miss Chokesondick:"Present them!"

[stanandwendy4ever]

"Oh yah? I ran for Congress and won! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her and hid her body! Whateva! I do what I want!"
-Cartman, Freak Strike

"Nobody believes me and I'm super cerial!"
-Al Gore, Manbearpig

"Why are you taking Home Ec., Kenny? It's for girls!"-Stan
(A bunch of girls pass by) "Hi, Kenny!"
"Hi, ladies!"-Kenny
-Tweek Vs. Craig

"Ooh, I'm getting such a big clue right now."
"I had such a big clue last night I almost squirted clue goo on Joe."
-The Hardly Boys, Mystery of the Urinal Duece

[wendy28]

i like this one best:
cartman (sings): "i wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus, i wanna feel his salvation all over my face..."
from christian rock hard
god that makes me laugh everytime i see it....