Kill the person above you

[Pip Tweek]

Just for that, I'm going to shoot you in the head - with a rocket launcher!

[AngusMcTavish]

Gatling gun in the navel!

[marvel_freak_42]

Heroin in the balls, Snakes N' Barrels style!

[AngusMcTavish]

"Snakes N' Barrels??" All I see is a dragon I just can't seem to catch...

Anyway, I just whipped up a frappucino for you. Like it? The sprinkles are the best part...or they would be, if they weren't rat poopies!

You catch the plague and drop!

[polymorph]

BOOMERANG!!! you're dead

[AngusMcTavish]

Joke's on you, miladdo!

Yes, that boomerang did it to me, but when it comes back and you catch it, you get some of my blood on your hands, and you catch my hepatitis!

You'll be plopping off in 5...4...3...2...1...

(bleah)

[Pip Tweek]

I throw a dart at you which is actually a tiny bomb. When it makes contact with your skin, you explode.

[aceofspades117]

Hey Tweek,as Ackhmed (one of Jeff Donham's puppets) said: "Shut up! I Kill You!"

[AngusMcTavish]

Good to meet you, aos. In fact, what say we meet at your favorite hang-out spot?

You comply, but before you can hear "It's a TRAP!" you're blasted with bazooka fire!

[aceofspades117]

illusions Angus,well,ill be gay and be behind you and blow your head off with a AK-47

[Thunderhorse]

I force you to eat 150 Peeps, then I throw you in a microwave. I set it on for 10 minutes at full power. I laugh gleefully as your innards explode all over the glass.

[marvel_freak_42]

^^ Geez... freshman Fridays are tough.

I force YOU to eat all those contaminated tacos from Taco Bell before strapping you to a chair with a bear trap on your head, but before that, I make you listen to Celine Dion's Greatest Hits!

[Pip Tweek]

I throw a noose around your neck and tie the other end to a motorcycle. I hop on the motorcycle and we go for a ride into the grand canyon. In mid-free fall, I deploy a parachute and sail safely to the ground as I watch you plummet to your doom like Wile E. Coyote.

[aceofspades117]

You eat a birt flu chicken pip tweak,not knowing it,as I switch a regular chicken with a bird flu one before you ate it!!Muahahaha!

[polymorph]

I shove a grenade up you ASS!