Kill the person above you

[aceofspades117]

I torture you by riping your black hair out,shoving 8-inch nails town your little throat,and plucking your red eyes out and letting dogs eat your D@#$.Then I finnaly put a pistol to your head and BAM

[polymorph]

I've got oil, a match and a tank full of cuttlefish. I'm sure you can figure it out.

[aceofspades117]

mmm,yes

I shove some alluminum down your throat and put you in the microwave and you know the rest.

[Pip Tweek]

Haha! Finally I get to "Kill you back!"

I tie you to a railroad track and ride over you with a lawn mower.

[polymorph]

I tie to a lawn mower and run you over a train track.

[Pip Tweek]

Ok, wise-ass, I tie a lawnmower to a railroad track and run them both over you!

[Thunderhorse]

"I wonder what's in my pocket...Take this!"

I throw a WW2 Panzer tank up in the sky about 20 feet and it lands on you. Surprise! Your dead!

[aceofspades117]

mr horse,I kill you by stuffing a horse up your @$$ then shoving a grenade down your throat and then you splat everywhere!

[Kelly MacCornmac]

muhhahahaha... I take my black stone cat thing I bought in Mexico and knock you out. I then get my compound bow and use you for target practice, groin is ten points. Don't worry though, the tips are not sharp enough to go through, however you will experience some internal bleeding and pain....lots of pain. Where was I...oh yes, I then take my hard back books and start throwing them at you, and when I ran out of those I get a big, hungry, three-headed, mean dog and have him tear your legs off. I then start punching you in the gut until you start spitting up blood. After a few days I then drag you outside and throw you into the pond, which is partially frozen over. You eventually die of drowning.

[polymorph]

Your death will involve the following; Three gay men, two bags of ice cubes, an antique lamp, one ton of caramel, two thirds of a baseball stadium, and a panda named Alfred. Have fun

[BRMBug]

Huh. Sounds horny.

I chloroform you, and introduce your genitals to a lamp socket. Apparently your nads are 50/100/kablooey! You die of a staph infection to the taint.

[aceofspades117]

this ones simple

I run you over again and again with a Volz Wagon Bug with spike tires.

[KennyKicksAss]

Death by snoo-snoo... with the large women.

[aceofspades117]

woa,too much futurama

I kill you by putting too much heroin

[Kensuke]

I sacrifice you to Rosie o' Donnell.