Kill the person above you

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aceofspades117
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby aceofspades117 » Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:52 pm

I torture you by riping your black hair out,shoving 8-inch nails town your little throat,and plucking your red eyes out and letting dogs eat your D@#$.Then I finnaly put a pistol to your head and BAM
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:03 pm

I've got oil, a match and a tank full of cuttlefish. I'm sure you can figure it out.
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aceofspades117
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby aceofspades117 » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:12 pm

mmm,yes

I shove some alluminum down your throat and put you in the microwave and you know the rest.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:54 pm

Haha! Finally I get to "Kill you back!"

I tie you to a railroad track and ride over you with a lawn mower.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:17 pm

I tie to a lawn mower and run you over a train track.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:56 pm

Ok, wise-ass, I tie a lawnmower to a railroad track and run them both over you! :lol:
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:41 am

"I wonder what's in my pocket...Take this!"

I throw a WW2 Panzer tank up in the sky about 20 feet and it lands on you. Surprise! Your dead!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby aceofspades117 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:13 am

mr horse,I kill you by stuffing a horse up your @$$ then shoving a grenade down your throat and then you splat everywhere!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:13 am

muhhahahaha... I take my black stone cat thing I bought in Mexico and knock you out. I then get my compound bow and use you for target practice, groin is ten points. Don't worry though, the tips are not sharp enough to go through, however you will experience some internal bleeding and pain....lots of pain. Where was I...oh yes, I then take my hard back books and start throwing them at you, and when I ran out of those I get a big, hungry, three-headed, mean dog and have him tear your legs off. I then start punching you in the gut until you start spitting up blood. After a few days I then drag you outside and throw you into the pond, which is partially frozen over. You eventually die of drowning.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:17 am

Your death will involve the following; Three gay men, two bags of ice cubes, an antique lamp, one ton of caramel, two thirds of a baseball stadium, and a panda named Alfred. Have fun :wink:
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:00 am

Huh. Sounds horny.

I chloroform you, and introduce your genitals to a lamp socket. Apparently your nads are 50/100/kablooey! You die of a staph infection to the taint.
aceofspades117
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby aceofspades117 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:11 pm

this ones simple

I run you over again and again with a Volz Wagon Bug with spike tires.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KennyKicksAss » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:29 pm

Death by snoo-snoo... with the large women.
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Ah, the memories...

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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby aceofspades117 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:49 am

woa,too much futurama

I kill you by putting too much heroin
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kensuke » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:52 am

I sacrifice you to Rosie o' Donnell.
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