Complete the Sentence of the Person above

[aceofspades117]

...dog poop was white in the 70's while...

[Pip Tweek]

...cat urine was blue for three days in 1987.

Domestic animal waste aside, the giraffe is the only animal in existence known to...

[AngusMcTavish]

...rip heavy branches off the tops of trees and drop them on their predators.

So, if you're ever around a giraffe, it's best to...

[BRMBug]

...wear some sort of hat.

I have it on very good authoritah that...

[aceofspades117]

socks taste like bannanas.

Even though the population is about 3.5 trillion,I beleive...

[AngusMcTavish]

...there may be room for just onnnnne more.

And if I have offended anyone here today...

[aceofspades117]

...you will eat bullets made of...

[Pip Tweek]

...boogers from a Winchester 1873 'Snotgun.'

Typically, it's not often I cause anyone to take offense, but when it happens, it's usually because....

[AngusMcTavish]

...all of society's gone too PC for its own good.

Well, high time I venture off to...

[marvel_freak_42]

...the supermarket (you must find the steaks on sale before the Super Bowl... you've got only two weeks, hurry!)

I'm so happy because I just made it to...

[KennyKicksAss]

... climax.

I get high with a little...

[marvel_freak_42]

...man called Jerry.

Gummy bears are too...

[Thunderhorse]

...Gummy! This is a national security threat! Put us on defcon 2!

If you hadn't sold your eyes to that homeless guy, then...

[AngusMcTavish]

...maybe you'd see what a mistake that would have been.

There once was a man from Seattle...

[marvel_freak_42]

...who drank way too much Starbucks.

I can resist anything but frustration and...