Kill the person above you

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Pip Tweek
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:11 am

I dip you in butter and then Rosie O'Donnell eats you.
AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:06 am

^ Oh, that's nasty. :lol:

I hear you're auditioning for "American Idol," so I sneak in at night and plant a tiny explosive down your throat. When you go to do your thing, I wait until you start singing and push a button. Your throat explodes, and your head is sent flying into Paula Abdul's lap!

Simon would be too stunned to say anything harsh.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby aceofspades117 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:37 pm

time to go con air

Alright Angus,your driving through a canyon with some friends,all in seperate cars,when you go through a Plane Graveyard,I blow up the car in fron of you and in the back of you with RPG's,making a air-tight deathtrap of lots,and lots,of dead people.I than come out with a 9mm,kill your best friend,then taunt you you dont have anyone anymore.You get upset,I put a pistol to your head,but I shoot your legs out,then I finish you by letting scorpions stab you again and again.Then their acid kills you.Then to make sure your dead,I shoot tyou in the head,I burn all remains of the "accedent" and get on with my life with a grin on my face.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:05 pm

I shoot you in the face with god bullets.
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Kensuke
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kensuke » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:20 pm

I tie you up and make you watch Becker for 5 hours.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:23 pm

Kensuke wrote:I tie you up and make you watch Becker for 5 hours.


Eh I've survived worse.

BANG! I shoot in the face with a double barreled godgun
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Kensuke
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kensuke » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:25 pm

Hey! Who's the one with an AK-47? Well I use it!
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
wendy28
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby wendy28 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:51 pm

hm, let's see...
i think im first ripping your eyeballs out with a spoon, then im injecting you dish liquid and see the green-turned blood dropping out of your eyesocket.
favorite character: kyle!
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Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!
AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:25 am

M-80 down the throat! You splode reeeal gooood!
KennyKicksAss
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KennyKicksAss » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:10 pm

I give you a choice: Be trapped for the night in a room with Chris Crocker (and he's been taking Viagra) OR take the bottle of pills I gave you. Like any sane human being, you take the pills, but they don't kill you. They're more Viagra, and just as you realise it, I'm pushing you into the room with Chris Crocker and locking the door. You die of rectal trauma.
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Poor Kenny, trapped forever on my back...

Ah, the memories...

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Thunderhorse
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Thunderhorse » Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:20 pm

I force an umbrella down your throat, and press the button on the end to make it expand. It beheads you instantly. Did I forget to mention I tipped the edges with razors?
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Pip Tweek
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip Tweek » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:44 pm

I hypnotize you and make you think you're a mongoose. Then I throw you in a cage with a bunch of cobras and watch you go to town until you get bitten enough to die of venom poisoning.
Kensuke
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kensuke » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:36 am

I give you an orange parka and set you off down some street in Kingston, then when you take about 5 steps I shoot you down with this here gun my avatar is holding.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:25 am

I come up to you while you're fixing a car and release the jack. The whole thing comes crashing down on you and you get crushed flat like a soda can!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:33 am

I've said this before in another thread, but I love it so much I'm gonna say it again.

WOLVERINE BERSERKER ATTACK WITH ADAMANTIUM CLAWS!!!!!
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