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~Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
~Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fu(k he wants.
~Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
~Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
~On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
~Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
More when I can remember them.
~Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fu(k he wants.
~Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
~Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
~On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
~Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
More when I can remember them.

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact
God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Let there be God."
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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact
I'll try..
One time, when Chuck Norris was casually sitting by the lake skimming stones, he picked up a large rock and threw it straight up into the air.
That rock he threw is what we now refer to as "the moon."
One time, when Chuck Norris was casually sitting by the lake skimming stones, he picked up a large rock and threw it straight up into the air.
That rock he threw is what we now refer to as "the moon."
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Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman.
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Chuck Norris no longer uses public restrooms as he can't deal with it anymore; every time he craps, he gets a standing ovation.
Chuck Norris once had a job in building demolition. He could make a building collapse from sheer will alone.
The Name "Chuck Norris" is actually an anagram of his REAL name, Chris Crunko.
Chuck Norris once ate a chainsaw - while it was running.
Chuck Norris once had a job in building demolition. He could make a building collapse from sheer will alone.
The Name "Chuck Norris" is actually an anagram of his REAL name, Chris Crunko.
Chuck Norris once ate a chainsaw - while it was running.
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Woohoo! Necro'd!
The people of Islam are pissed. They can no longer promise 72 virgins, only 72 women who have slept with Chuck Norris.
The people of Islam are pissed. They can no longer promise 72 virgins, only 72 women who have slept with Chuck Norris.

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Re: Post a random Chuck Norris fact
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris is on the Trillion Dollar Bill, but his presence is so omnipotent, that the paper refuses to accept the ink.
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More Chuck Norris Anagrams!
Run, Chicks, or...
Sir Chuck, Ron.
No such Rrick
Chuck-r-rinos
C, I sink churro
Run, Chicks, or...
Sir Chuck, Ron.
No such Rrick
Chuck-r-rinos
C, I sink churro
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Chuck Norris uses only one chopstick.
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Chuck can take down people he doesn't like just by shooting nose nuggets at 'em!
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