snappy answers to stupid questions

[Squee]

Because we're all too stupid to find another planet that meets our high expectations

Why are black cats so horny?

[Edduyasha]

'Cause they're descendants from the original lolcat.

Why did this thread grow exponentially since I was last here?

[BRMBug]

...We've been rubbing on it.


why can't I stop farting? why, why, hwy?

[south park fan collecter]

becuse you watch too much terrance and philip.

why is family guy is so dumb.

[Thunderhorse]

Stupidity is in the eye of the beholder. What you may see as idiotic, others may see as sheer brilliance. So do not ask why something is, ask why you think it is.

Why are all of these answers so snappy?

[Pip303]

Because people like write smart so others can (think) they're smart.

Why are we all human?

[south park fan collecter]

becuase god made us


why invaderzim got cancelled.

[Squee]

Because the people at Nickelodeon are douchebags and they want us to suffer without the power of Zim & Gir

I'm wearing a shirt right now with them on it

Why don't some people like chocolate?

[BRMBug]

It's because they're gay for apple pie.


Would you like to come to the pants party?

[KYLEZ#1FAN]

I would, if I wore pants

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Thunderhorse]

Neither. Chuck Norris did, or else!

Why can't we burn the orphanage down?

[KennyKicksAss]

'Cos I burned it down last night along with the police station and the hospital.

Why is a Chinese guy going "lalala"?

[BRMBug]

'Cause he cann heah you rii nou! He bok you owt! You go way now, he cawl poreece!

Oh, isn't it fun to be able to laugh a little bit?

[superiorsavior]

Yeah, it's fun to look in the mirror

Isn't it good to be evil soomeeetimeees?

[Thunderhorse]

If it were good to be evil, than the two words would lose their meaning, so no.

If I were king for a day, would you ride the lightning?