Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

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Postby Butters_06 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:01 am

Rebecca_Cutswald wrote:
Jimmy already lost his virginity.

Cartman will probably lose his virginty next, what with his penchent for older men and all.


You cant argue with that but i think it will be Kenny followed by Butters cause dont forget that Butters has saw the porno movie in the lord of the rings episode. so that will help his chances
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby SouthParkSoul » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:29 am

I'm thinking...Rebecca Cutswald.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:18 am

to me kennys like one more episode or two more episodes away from loosing it
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby Pathy » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:28 pm

Well, i read in wikipedia that Trey Parker said that Stan and Wendy had sex (behind a tree, while the other boys were at the bus stop) during an episode he couldn't recall
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby SouthParkSoul » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:53 am

Pathy wrote:Well, i read in wikipedia that Trey Parker said that Stan and Wendy had sex (behind a tree, while the other boys were at the bus stop) during an episode he couldn't recall


But it's wikipedia, so you can't be sure that is true.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby superiorsavior » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:14 am

Cartman lost his virginity before Jimmy, to Ben Afleck (i think, havn't seen it in years) in Cow Days. He f*cked him again in another episode. He's lost a lot of virginity, not sure if he's been penetrated yet but... not many men ever are penetrated, he's definitely gone deep in Butters!

Rebbecca Cutswald is a contender though... not sure what she does behind the bushes with guys (but I know what Wikipedia would say on the matter, after I eddit it!)
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby Big-Will » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:13 pm

This thread is useless now. We all know that Jimmy lost his virginity first, with Nut Gobbler.

Trey was joking about Stan and Wendy having sex behind a tree. I can say that because no one has ever posted a video of it happening, and believe me, I have one video clip that never aired on American TV, but did air elsewhere (Shelley setting Stan on fire, then throwing water on him to put him out, repeat a few times).

Cartman did not lose his virginity in "Cow Days." He "was a poor Vietnamese girl, and then you guys made me ride a big, scary bull, and then Leonardo Di Caprio gave me a spankin' for several hours." Being spanked is hardly losing your virginity.

Cartman did not lose his virginity in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head." His hand gave Ben Affleck a blow job - he masturbated Ben. If you think that's the moment he lost his virginity, you'd be wrong - he masturbated a dog two seasons earlier, in "Proper Condom Use."

The question is, when does a guy lose his virginity? When he first masturbates and ejaculates, or when he penetrates another person? If it's when he first masturbates and ejaculates, then there's no guy I know who's a virgin, and I lost mine when I was nine. If it's when he penetrates another person, then there are a few virgins I know, myself included. Cartman has not penetrated another person, and he hasn't masturbated himself. Thus, he's still a virgin either way. What he is, is not innocent.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby superiorsavior » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:00 pm

*Uses thread resurection potion*

I think Mr Garrison lost his virginity first... or maybee Chef?
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby BRMBug » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:32 pm

I say Kenny, around 14 or 15.
Who in Southpark was the first to lose it? I say Chef at 13. :shock: (...nearly dropped his skateboard. :lol:)
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Postby Big-Will » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:11 pm

Grandpa Marvin Marsh. :lol:

Chef doesn't count, since he lost it elsewhere. He moved to town to become a chef, and he knew how to get women by then. Remember his time in the music industry?
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Postby superiorsavior » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:33 pm

Granpa didn't get any women until Babera Streisand had f*cked Satan to make Lianne... and Shiela!
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby HAcoreRD » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:49 am

of the 4 boys, I'd guess Stan, because he and Wendy one day might try to experiment. Kenny is a pervert so he might be less appealing to the opposite sex. cartman would be a runner up, only because I can seriously see him at least trying to rape someone since he's messed in the head. Kyle...more of the group virgin, atleast until later on in life, seems like the guy who'd hold onto his virginity for that special someone.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby deeedoo » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:52 pm

I think some girl will get a crush on Kenny and start stalking him and Kenny will end up dead before he ever gets a chance. Stan will be trapped in a relationship with some controlling girl and never have sex with her until they're married. Butters will probably get into a relationship without even knowing it, and then he'll freak out when the girl tries to have sex with him. Cartman will probably be in a healthy relationship with a girl who actually loves him, because there's no way he'll get a girl based on looks. Kyle will get some hot chick who's only in it for the sex, but he'll actually care about her. He'll get the first sex, but he'll be devestated when she dumps him for some guy with a big red convertible.
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby kennylivesforever » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:58 am

kenny of course because he knows just what to say and he is kenny
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Re: Which character do you think will lose their virginity first

Postby aparsons » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:00 am

A friend tipped me off about an interview with matt and trey she found online. It turns out stan and wendy did have sex and it was before season 5. Did anybody maybe catch that? Here i'll show you guys what i mean.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_students_at_South_Park_Elementary#Wendy_Testaburger

Look at wendy's spot. On the last paragraph it says it right there.
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