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Which character do you think will lose their virginity first
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Rebecca_Cutswald wrote:
Jimmy already lost his virginity.
Cartman will probably lose his virginty next, what with his penchent for older men and all.
You cant argue with that but i think it will be Kenny followed by Butters cause dont forget that Butters has saw the porno movie in the lord of the rings episode. so that will help his chances


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Pathy wrote:Well, i read in wikipedia that Trey Parker said that Stan and Wendy had sex (behind a tree, while the other boys were at the bus stop) during an episode he couldn't recall
But it's wikipedia, so you can't be sure that is true.
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Rebbecca Cutswald is a contender though... not sure what she does behind the bushes with guys (but I know what Wikipedia would say on the matter, after I eddit it!)
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Trey was joking about Stan and Wendy having sex behind a tree. I can say that because no one has ever posted a video of it happening, and believe me, I have one video clip that never aired on American TV, but did air elsewhere (Shelley setting Stan on fire, then throwing water on him to put him out, repeat a few times).
Cartman did not lose his virginity in "Cow Days." He "was a poor Vietnamese girl, and then you guys made me ride a big, scary bull, and then Leonardo Di Caprio gave me a spankin' for several hours." Being spanked is hardly losing your virginity.
Cartman did not lose his virginity in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head." His hand gave Ben Affleck a blow job - he masturbated Ben. If you think that's the moment he lost his virginity, you'd be wrong - he masturbated a dog two seasons earlier, in "Proper Condom Use."
The question is, when does a guy lose his virginity? When he first masturbates and ejaculates, or when he penetrates another person? If it's when he first masturbates and ejaculates, then there's no guy I know who's a virgin, and I lost mine when I was nine. If it's when he penetrates another person, then there are a few virgins I know, myself included. Cartman has not penetrated another person, and he hasn't masturbated himself. Thus, he's still a virgin either way. What he is, is not innocent.
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I think Mr Garrison lost his virginity first... or maybee Chef?
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Who in Southpark was the first to lose it? I say Chef at 13.


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Chef doesn't count, since he lost it elsewhere. He moved to town to become a chef, and he knew how to get women by then. Remember his time in the music industry?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_students_at_South_Park_Elementary#Wendy_Testaburger
Look at wendy's spot. On the last paragraph it says it right there.
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