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KAMfan
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby KAMfan » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:40 am

New Episode Idea:
Kyle's dad finally gets fed up with Sheila and starts having an affair with Mrs. Cartman. Kyle and Cartman find out that he is planning to divorce Sheila so that he can marry Lianne. The two boys are forced to team up to put an end to the love affair and avoid becoming step brothers.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby armen » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:21 pm

I think Eric tries to start a non-profit orginazation and tellls people to donate for charrity reasons But keeps the money for himself(Kyle and Stan thinks it's wrong, KKenny most likely is on Eric's side) and Kyle wins. I think this because the episode is called TBA.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby tribefan » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:08 am

I am writing a fan-fiction story for the Bar-mitzbah episode it should appear here and in the fan-fiction section in day light
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby tribefan » Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:35 am

Here it is.....it'll also be posted in fan fiction
Sorry if it's too long

Kyle’s Bar-Mitzvah
The Boys are all pre- teens and have grown too. Stan now wears a John Elway Jersey with dark blue jeans; dark blue shoes, and still has the red poof ball hat. Kyle now wears a Carmelo Anthony Jersey with the same green hat to cover his fro wears jeans and under the jersey has Mogen David around his neck and wears black jeans and the Carmelo Anthony Air Force Ones. Cartman is still fat he’s 225 lbs and in the 7th grade. He wears a XXXL shirt and pants sometimes his shirt changes and has a lotta racist ones in his wardrobe, and has the same hat. Kenny is still poor and has the same orange parka. The rest of class has the same hats from three years ago. Butters now wears a shirt that has a picture of BIG on it. Craig and his gang (Clyde, Token, and Tweek) all wear the same white t-shirt and black pants, and all have a year old all black air force 1’s except Tokens are newer and fresher. As for the girls Wendy has the same black leather outfit seen in Tom’s Rhinoplasty, it shows her nice body. Then Bebe was wearing a red t-shirt of which under you could see her tits in a bra. Then the rest of the girls pretty much wear all the same colored shirts as their coats and it shows them off. All other characters look the same except they’re older.
Scene I: Classroom
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman walk into homeroom all together seeing their old 4th grade class together in homeroom. Many students look the similar but many wear different clothes. Stan walks in sees Wendy. She says “hey Stan” and kisses him on the lips. They take their seats and start talking about Stan and Wendy and Kenny makes many sick comments like: “you stuck it in yet Stan?” and “I’d hit that if I could” and Stan kept responding “No Kenny it’s too early”. Cartman call Stan a pussy and Stan replies “like you could get any fat-boy” Cartman said “don’t call me fat pussy-boy”. Then Kyle walks in Bebe stares at Kyle’s ass as he walks in. Kyle says “You guys! I got my Bar-Mitzvah invitations!” He then passes one out to everyone in the class except Cartman. Everyone thanked Kyle, and Cartman yells “hey why don’t I get an invitation”?!? Kyle responds “all you’ve ever done is rip on me for being Jewish and this is when become a man and recognized as a Jew there’s no way you’re going. Cartman responds “Oh No I’m not going to your stupid service everyone knows the big thing about Bar-Mitzvahs is the sick party”. Kyle yells “well even then no service no party”! Cartman is still pissed and is willing to do anything to goto Kyle’s party. Stan asks “dude is there gonna be live music and games” Kyle responds “yeah we’re going to have DJ games video games in the basement and live dancing, and even slow dancing with girls”. Then Wendy asks “Stan are you gonna slow dance with me?” Stan responds “Sure dude”. Then Wendy and Bebe star whispering to each other with a bunch of girls then start giggling. During that time Cartman keeps trying to convince Kyle of why he should go, and then shows many memories real or fake of Cartman making fun of him being Jewish. Then Cartman ends with “OH YEAH f*ck YOU KYLE SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME”. Then Bebe and Wendy go up to Kyle, Kyle stares Bebe with glaring eyes. Then Wendy asks “Kyle do you have a date for your Bar-Mitzvah. Kyle did not understand and said “sure I have a date it’s May 24th at 10 am”. Then Wendy responds “No like a date-date”. He responds “Uhhh No” Then she says “wouldn’t you like to bring Bebe?” Kyle was still love struck and just says after 5 seconds “Uhhhh Sure”. Then Bebe says “ok it’s settled we will start the snowball dance”. Kyle’s says “ummm ok…..sure”.




Scene II: Kyle’s house a week later
Kyle is practicing reading the torah. Then his mom comes in, and says “Bubby you’re not doing your aliot right”. Then Kyle says “but Mom I need to read from the Torah, Haftarah, make a speech, and lead the whole damn service”! Shelia then says “Kyle bubby your whole family and all your friends will be here and will expect you to do great”. Kyle responds “It’s too f*cking hard I can’t do it, all you want me to do is PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE it’s not like I’m f*cking getting anything done”!!!!!!! Then he runs away….At the door he sees Cartman trying to suck-up saying “Kyle I thought I would stop by and say good luck with everything and hope the practicing is going well” then Kyle says “GO AWAY CARTMAN I’M NOT INVITING YOU”! Then Cartman once again yells “OH YEAH WELL f*ck YOU KYLE YOU STUPID JEW”. Then Stan and Kenny arrive at Kyle’s door. “Hey Kyle” They say. Then Kyle says sadly “hey dudes”. Stan asks him what’s wrong. Then Kyle tells him about all the practicing and all the pressure he has. Then Stan says that sucks. Then they all walk in the house. Then Stan asks Kyle “Kyle do you even know what a snow-ball is” Kyle says “no……I thought you did”. Stan responded “NO DUDE I just didn’t wanna look bad in fronta Wendy”! Then they ask Kenny and Kenny muffles “is it when you stick your white balls up the ass”? Then Stan and Kyle say “Eww! Noo that’s called nutsintheass”! Kenny says “I know I just was thinking of Cartman’s mom in it”. Then Stan and Kyle say “oh yeah” and laugh. Kyle then says “I wish Chef was still alive he’d help us”. Stan said “yeah I miss Chef he was always there for us”. Then Kyle’s mom appears again and says “hello Kenny hello Stan, listen Kyle needs to be practicing right now, and if he does it right maybe he can play after………” Kyle interrupts “but mom! I need a break all you’ve been making me do is study, study, study, I need a f*ckin break”! Then Shelia says “alright bubby but come back before dinner, your uncle Murray, your aunt Rachael, and the Schwartz’s are flying in from Connecticut…you’re cousin Kyle will be excited to see you……and if you miss this you’re grounded until you become a man”. Kyle responds “fine I’ll be back by 6”! Then he Kenny and Stan all leave.
Scene III: The Basketball Courts
They are playing basketball “Kyle go study you don’t have time for friends, your family’s coming…….urghhhhh”! “Dude don’t go too crazy it’s gonna be the biggest time of your life, and we’re gonna snowball with Wendy and Bebe” Said Stan. Kyle the said “I still don’t know what snow ball is”. Then Cartman comes and says “Hey guys, hey Kyle”. Then Kyle says “what do you want”? Then Cartman says “you know Kyle no one wants to goto your Bar Mitzvah so I think you should call it off. They all say why do I wanna goto a stupid Jewish event”? Then Kyle says “Cartman nice try but I’m not canceling let and not inviting you”! Then Cartman says “Oh yeah well f*ck you Kyle”! Then he comes back and says “I’m sorry Kyle I didn’t mean that”. Kyle responds “You’re still not invited”! Then Cartman says “Oh yeah well f*ck you Kyle”! Then Wendy comes by and says “hey Stan hey Kyle….you guys ready to snowball with us”. Stan says “Yeah!” a little nervous still not knowing what it was. Then they run into Butters comes up to them wearing and he goes up to them and says “hey guys”. Then they all say “oh hey Butters”. Butters says “boy Kyle am I excited for your Bar-mitzvah, my parents say that the service gonna be awful boring”. Kyle responds “yeah it is but my party is gonna be kick-ass”. Butters says “Oh I’d be awful sore if I had to go through everything you are Kyle I’m proud of you and my family me and Lexus will be there”. Stan asked “ummmm thanks Butters so how did you get with Lexus”. Butters responded “Oh I just asked her out again and again, told her those were the best days of my life. I can’t wait to see her in a few days”. Then Kenny asked if Butters f*cked her. Then Butters said “oh gee whiz I tried to but I couldn’t get it open”. Kenny then muffles “did you try licking it”? Then Butters says “oh no that’s gross” Then Kenny calls him a f*cking pussy and scared. Then Butters was like “Ok I’ll try it”. Then runs on, and then Stan asks Butters back “Hey Butters” “Yeah Stan” Butters responded, the Stan said “What’s snowball”. Then Butters says “Oh I don’t know maybe I’ll ask Lexus tonight once she gets outta work”. Then Kyle looks at his watch and says “OH sh*t I GOTTA BE HOME 5 more minutes……See ya guys”. They both say bye to Kyle.
Scene IV: Kyle’s House
Kyle makes it back in six minutes his mom sees him at the door and says “Bubby your one minute late……” Then Kyle says “Sorry Mom is everyone here”. Shelia then says nope just your Uncle Murray and your aunt Rachael. Then Kyle walks in more and sees his uncle, aunt, his father, and his adopted brother Ike. Ike is now older has a blue shirt with black pants on and has black sneakers. They all say hello to Kyle. His father asks Kyle why he is late. Then Kyle says “Dad it was only one minute!” Then his dad still says “Kyle you should be ashamed it’s your Bar-Mitzvah we’re here for you should be on time”. Then Kyle responds with a sarcastic apology. Then the door bell rings….It was the Schwartz family…..there was Kyle’s cousin Kyle with his Dad who had a huge nose and long sideburns, and his fat wife who had long red hair kind of like his mothers but it was a slightly different hair style. Then Shelia goes to the door and says “Hello Isaac and Leah (Lay-ah)”. Kyle and Ike I do not believe you have met your uncle and aunt Isaac and Leah. The Kyle Ike and Gerald come to the door. They all rudely say hello, and then they say congratulations to Kyle and give him a present, and Kyle jumps in joy and thanks them. While he gets ready to open it up. His mother then says “Oh no bubby not until you’ve been Bar-Mitzvahed”. Then the fathers both say “oh come on Shelia”. Then Leah said “No Shelia’s right he is not yet a man”. Then Gerald says “he’s really almost there we should just let him open it I was not allowed to open any presents if we just let Kyle open one it’s no big deal”. Then Shelia says ok fine “that’s it though Kyle”. So Kyle opens the present and it turned out to be a talit (prayer shawl). Kyle looks disappointed, and then the Isaac says “read the card Kyle”. Kyle reads the card it said Mazel-Tov from the Schwartz’s, and then a check for $108 dollars was inside. Kyle asked “why $108 why not $100”? Then his mother explains to him Gematria, and how that affects the Bar-Mitzvah gifts. Then they sit down at the table enjoy dinner of brisket, roasted potatoes, and salad. Then Murray offers a toast to Kyle. Around an hour later Kyle’s on his computer instant messaging Stan. His mom comes in the room and says “Kyle you need to make room for your family we’re going to use your room for The Swartz’s and Ike’s for Uncle Murray and Aunt Rachael. You two will be sleeping down stairs for two weeks”. Then Kyle grabs his stuff and says “fine I’m staying at Stan’s for the week if I have to sleep on the floor”! Then his mother says “if you do you’ll be in big trouble” Kyle then said “I need to sleep comfortable”. Shelia responded “Well you have to come home for five hours every day to study then on Thursday you absolutely are staying here, we will have a dress rehearsal with the rabbi, and get photos taken”. Kyle then says “ok see ya”. Then his mother reminds him “If you break any of these rules you will not be able to stay there anymore for the rest of the week”.

Scene V: School a few days later
They all are sitting in home room. Kyle is talking about how all his family has come to town, and that he has to go back to his house that night, Stan and Kenny respond with “weak”. Cartman says “hey you guys you guys” Kyle then says “How you gonna try this time Cartman”? Cartman says “listen Kyle I know what a snowball is and you two don’t and if you don’t invite me I won’t tell you na na na na na ha ha ha ha ha ha”. Kyle says “I’m still not inviting you fat-ass” “HEY DON’T CALL ME FAT YOU STUPID JEW! And if you don’t know then you’ll be embarrassed in front of Wendy and Bebe”. Stan whispers to Kyle “dude we better invite him it’s been almost two years since I threw up on her, and that would make do so”. Then Kyle says “OK fine you can go just please behave in the Temple”. Then Cartman jumps and says “YES”. Then Kyle says “hold on fat-tits” Catman turns back “and says yes Kyle”, Kyle asks “now what is a snowball”. Then Cartman tells him about the slow dance and how he refuses to get involved because he doesn’t wanna get cooties for dancing with girls.
Scene VI: The temple for the Bar-Mitzvah
Everyone files into the sanctuary from the mezzanine all the guys Jewish or not were wearing yamikas Everyone is just talking adults excited, children ready to bored, and Cartman making racist comments, and getting disapproval from all his peers. Then you see Kyle, Ike, and his mom, and dad in the back signing the certificate from the rabbi. Then Kyle comes out sits on the bema, as his parents and brother find their way to the seats below. Stan wanted to come up on the bema to talk to Kyle but could not. Then the Rabbi welcomes everyone and they do a few prayers and you see the kids sleep Cartman still try to make jokes and some people involved. Then they announce that Kyle will be reading from the torah he does a quick precession with the rabbi, then he reads from the Torah, and Cartman yells “hey everyone how many Jews are there in an ash tray”. Then they stop the service and Cartman gets threatened to get kicked out. Then after that everyone throws candy at him, and Cartman hits him in the eye, and then gets escorted, and told he can’t goto the party. While Kyle gives his speech about becoming a man he needs to ice his eye. Kyle’s speech is about leadership in sports and music, and how he now can finally say he’s a man. Stan tries to clap but then is stopped by Kyle’s cousin Kyle.




Scene VII: The Party
Kyle has a party at a local hotel. They have a DJ many video games and lots of people. Cartman keeps trying to find ways to get let in even offers the guard $100. He brings a different disguise one was as a Jew, another was as a performer, but before either he went as himself. Eventually he bribed the guy with alcohol and $100 and got let in. Meanwhile all the kids are dancing playing typical Bar-Mitzvah party games i.e.: Coke/Pepsi, Limbo, Hula Hoops, games that have tossing balls in circles etc. Wendy keeps begging for snow-ball and then DJ Jimmy Jay popular local from Denver tells them it’s time for the snowball, explains the rules. Asks Kyle to pick someone to start with and Bebe really wants him to pick her so he does. Then the DJ says snowball, and then Stan and Wendy try dancing he stops and says “whoa, whoa, kid you’re supposed to dance with her Kyle’s supposed to dance with her”. He responds “But she’s my girlfriend”. Then DJ responds "well then dance with her on the next song". So Stan dances with Bebe and Kyle with Wendy, but Stan and Wendy both looked all pissed. Then he called snowball and then Stan and Wendy danced and Kyle was forced to bring in other girls. But after that time Stan and Kyle never followed the rules and danced with their dates. Meanwhile Kenny tries to kiss every girl, and some freak out. Butters pretty much danced with Lexus the whole time and Token with Sally all the others followed the rules. Then after Kyle notices Cartman got in the snowball. Then he stops the party. He wanted Cartman kicked out then Cartman runs around stealing food playing games trying to dance until, he gets caught. Then at first Kyle wants him out but then decides that he learned something “that he was becoming a man and had to handle his own problem with Cartman, and that he would be breaking the deal in the long run”. So he let Cartman stay. Shelia on the other hand was still pissed off at Cartman for anti-Semitism, wants him out, but even with Kyle surprisingly defending him, he still says “this party sucks screw you guys Imma going home” Then they end with a traditional chair dance.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby icsws55 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:47 pm

If I was at Kyle's Bar Mitzvah reception, I would suggest that Cartman would stay at that party too. Though I'm Jewish, a lot of me is like Cartman. He would cus me out too because I'm Jewish, but I would tell him that I'm NOT exactly like Kyle. I think this Bar Mitzvah special would be a two or three episode mini-series or it would be a TV movie.

tribefan wrote:Here it is.....it'll also be posted in fan fiction
Sorry if it's too long

Kyle’s Bar-Mitzvah
The Boys are all pre- teens and have grown too. Stan now wears a John Elway Jersey with dark blue jeans; dark blue shoes, and still has the red poof ball hat. Kyle now wears a Carmelo Anthony Jersey with the same green hat to cover his fro wears jeans and under the jersey has Mogen David around his neck and wears black jeans and the Carmelo Anthony Air Force Ones. Cartman is still fat he’s 225 lbs and in the 7th grade. He wears a XXXL shirt and pants sometimes his shirt changes and has a lotta racist ones in his wardrobe, and has the same hat. Kenny is still poor and has the same orange parka. The rest of class has the same hats from three years ago. Butters now wears a shirt that has a picture of BIG on it. Craig and his gang (Clyde, Token, and Tweek) all wear the same white t-shirt and black pants, and all have a year old all black air force 1’s except Tokens are newer and fresher. As for the girls Wendy has the same black leather outfit seen in Tom’s Rhinoplasty, it shows her nice body. Then Bebe was wearing a red t-shirt of which under you could see her tits in a bra. Then the rest of the girls pretty much wear all the same colored shirts as their coats and it shows them off. All other characters look the same except they’re older.
Scene I: Classroom
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman walk into homeroom all together seeing their old 4th grade class together in homeroom. Many students look the similar but many wear different clothes. Stan walks in sees Wendy. She says “hey Stan” and kisses him on the lips. They take their seats and start talking about Stan and Wendy and Kenny makes many sick comments like: “you stuck it in yet Stan?” and “I’d hit that if I could” and Stan kept responding “No Kenny it’s too early”. Cartman call Stan a pussy and Stan replies “like you could get any fat-boy” Cartman said “don’t call me fat pussy-boy”. Then Kyle walks in Bebe stares at Kyle’s ass as he walks in. Kyle says “You guys! I got my Bar-Mitzvah invitations!” He then passes one out to everyone in the class except Cartman. Everyone thanked Kyle, and Cartman yells “hey why don’t I get an invitation”?!? Kyle responds “all you’ve ever done is rip on me for being Jewish and this is when become a man and recognized as a Jew there’s no way you’re going. Cartman responds “Oh No I’m not going to your stupid service everyone knows the big thing about Bar-Mitzvahs is the sick party”. Kyle yells “well even then no service no party”! Cartman is still pissed and is willing to do anything to goto Kyle’s party. Stan asks “dude is there gonna be live music and games” Kyle responds “yeah we’re going to have DJ games video games in the basement and live dancing, and even slow dancing with girls”. Then Wendy asks “Stan are you gonna slow dance with me?” Stan responds “Sure dude”. Then Wendy and Bebe star whispering to each other with a bunch of girls then start giggling. During that time Cartman keeps trying to convince Kyle of why he should go, and then shows many memories real or fake of Cartman making fun of him being Jewish. Then Cartman ends with “OH YEAH f*ck YOU KYLE SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME”. Then Bebe and Wendy go up to Kyle, Kyle stares Bebe with glaring eyes. Then Wendy asks “Kyle do you have a date for your Bar-Mitzvah. Kyle did not understand and said “sure I have a date it’s May 24th at 10 am”. Then Wendy responds “No like a date-date”. He responds “Uhhh No” Then she says “wouldn’t you like to bring Bebe?” Kyle was still love struck and just says after 5 seconds “Uhhhh Sure”. Then Bebe says “ok it’s settled we will start the snowball dance”. Kyle’s says “ummm ok…..sure”.




Scene II: Kyle’s house a week later
Kyle is practicing reading the torah. Then his mom comes in, and says “Bubby you’re not doing your aliot right”. Then Kyle says “but Mom I need to read from the Torah, Haftarah, make a speech, and lead the whole damn service”! Shelia then says “Kyle bubby your whole family and all your friends will be here and will expect you to do great”. Kyle responds “It’s too f*cking hard I can’t do it, all you want me to do is PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE it’s not like I’m f*cking getting anything done”!!!!!!! Then he runs away….At the door he sees Cartman trying to suck-up saying “Kyle I thought I would stop by and say good luck with everything and hope the practicing is going well” then Kyle says “GO AWAY CARTMAN I’M NOT INVITING YOU”! Then Cartman once again yells “OH YEAH WELL f*ck YOU KYLE YOU STUPID JEW”. Then Stan and Kenny arrive at Kyle’s door. “Hey Kyle” They say. Then Kyle says sadly “hey dudes”. Stan asks him what’s wrong. Then Kyle tells him about all the practicing and all the pressure he has. Then Stan says that sucks. Then they all walk in the house. Then Stan asks Kyle “Kyle do you even know what a snow-ball is” Kyle says “no……I thought you did”. Stan responded “NO DUDE I just didn’t wanna look bad in fronta Wendy”! Then they ask Kenny and Kenny muffles “is it when you stick your white balls up the ass”? Then Stan and Kyle say “Eww! Noo that’s called nutsintheass”! Kenny says “I know I just was thinking of Cartman’s mom in it”. Then Stan and Kyle say “oh yeah” and laugh. Kyle then says “I wish Chef was still alive he’d help us”. Stan said “yeah I miss Chef he was always there for us”. Then Kyle’s mom appears again and says “hello Kenny hello Stan, listen Kyle needs to be practicing right now, and if he does it right maybe he can play after………” Kyle interrupts “but mom! I need a break all you’ve been making me do is study, study, study, I need a f*ckin break”! Then Shelia says “alright bubby but come back before dinner, your uncle Murray, your aunt Rachael, and the Schwartz’s are flying in from Connecticut…you’re cousin Kyle will be excited to see you……and if you miss this you’re grounded until you become a man”. Kyle responds “fine I’ll be back by 6”! Then he Kenny and Stan all leave.
Scene III: The Basketball Courts
They are playing basketball “Kyle go study you don’t have time for friends, your family’s coming…….urghhhhh”! “Dude don’t go too crazy it’s gonna be the biggest time of your life, and we’re gonna snowball with Wendy and Bebe” Said Stan. Kyle the said “I still don’t know what snow ball is”. Then Cartman comes and says “Hey guys, hey Kyle”. Then Kyle says “what do you want”? Then Cartman says “you know Kyle no one wants to goto your Bar Mitzvah so I think you should call it off. They all say why do I wanna goto a stupid Jewish event”? Then Kyle says “Cartman nice try but I’m not canceling let and not inviting you”! Then Cartman says “Oh yeah well f*ck you Kyle”! Then he comes back and says “I’m sorry Kyle I didn’t mean that”. Kyle responds “You’re still not invited”! Then Cartman says “Oh yeah well f*ck you Kyle”! Then Wendy comes by and says “hey Stan hey Kyle….you guys ready to snowball with us”. Stan says “Yeah!” a little nervous still not knowing what it was. Then they run into Butters comes up to them wearing and he goes up to them and says “hey guys”. Then they all say “oh hey Butters”. Butters says “boy Kyle am I excited for your Bar-mitzvah, my parents say that the service gonna be awful boring”. Kyle responds “yeah it is but my party is gonna be kick-ass”. Butters says “Oh I’d be awful sore if I had to go through everything you are Kyle I’m proud of you and my family me and Lexus will be there”. Stan asked “ummmm thanks Butters so how did you get with Lexus”. Butters responded “Oh I just asked her out again and again, told her those were the best days of my life. I can’t wait to see her in a few days”. Then Kenny asked if Butters f*cked her. Then Butters said “oh gee whiz I tried to but I couldn’t get it open”. Kenny then muffles “did you try licking it”? Then Butters says “oh no that’s gross” Then Kenny calls him a f*cking pussy and scared. Then Butters was like “Ok I’ll try it”. Then runs on, and then Stan asks Butters back “Hey Butters” “Yeah Stan” Butters responded, the Stan said “What’s snowball”. Then Butters says “Oh I don’t know maybe I’ll ask Lexus tonight once she gets outta work”. Then Kyle looks at his watch and says “OH sh*t I GOTTA BE HOME 5 more minutes……See ya guys”. They both say bye to Kyle.
Scene IV: Kyle’s House
Kyle makes it back in six minutes his mom sees him at the door and says “Bubby your one minute late……” Then Kyle says “Sorry Mom is everyone here”. Shelia then says nope just your Uncle Murray and your aunt Rachael. Then Kyle walks in more and sees his uncle, aunt, his father, and his adopted brother Ike. Ike is now older has a blue shirt with black pants on and has black sneakers. They all say hello to Kyle. His father asks Kyle why he is late. Then Kyle says “Dad it was only one minute!” Then his dad still says “Kyle you should be ashamed it’s your Bar-Mitzvah we’re here for you should be on time”. Then Kyle responds with a sarcastic apology. Then the door bell rings….It was the Schwartz family…..there was Kyle’s cousin Kyle with his Dad who had a huge nose and long sideburns, and his fat wife who had long red hair kind of like his mothers but it was a slightly different hair style. Then Shelia goes to the door and says “Hello Isaac and Leah (Lay-ah)”. Kyle and Ike I do not believe you have met your uncle and aunt Isaac and Leah. The Kyle Ike and Gerald come to the door. They all rudely say hello, and then they say congratulations to Kyle and give him a present, and Kyle jumps in joy and thanks them. While he gets ready to open it up. His mother then says “Oh no bubby not until you’ve been Bar-Mitzvahed”. Then the fathers both say “oh come on Shelia”. Then Leah said “No Shelia’s right he is not yet a man”. Then Gerald says “he’s really almost there we should just let him open it I was not allowed to open any presents if we just let Kyle open one it’s no big deal”. Then Shelia says ok fine “that’s it though Kyle”. So Kyle opens the present and it turned out to be a talit (prayer shawl). Kyle looks disappointed, and then the Isaac says “read the card Kyle”. Kyle reads the card it said Mazel-Tov from the Schwartz’s, and then a check for $108 dollars was inside. Kyle asked “why $108 why not $100”? Then his mother explains to him Gematria, and how that affects the Bar-Mitzvah gifts. Then they sit down at the table enjoy dinner of brisket, roasted potatoes, and salad. Then Murray offers a toast to Kyle. Around an hour later Kyle’s on his computer instant messaging Stan. His mom comes in the room and says “Kyle you need to make room for your family we’re going to use your room for The Swartz’s and Ike’s for Uncle Murray and Aunt Rachael. You two will be sleeping down stairs for two weeks”. Then Kyle grabs his stuff and says “fine I’m staying at Stan’s for the week if I have to sleep on the floor”! Then his mother says “if you do you’ll be in big trouble” Kyle then said “I need to sleep comfortable”. Shelia responded “Well you have to come home for five hours every day to study then on Thursday you absolutely are staying here, we will have a dress rehearsal with the rabbi, and get photos taken”. Kyle then says “ok see ya”. Then his mother reminds him “If you break any of these rules you will not be able to stay there anymore for the rest of the week”.

Scene V: School a few days later
They all are sitting in home room. Kyle is talking about how all his family has come to town, and that he has to go back to his house that night, Stan and Kenny respond with “weak”. Cartman says “hey you guys you guys” Kyle then says “How you gonna try this time Cartman”? Cartman says “listen Kyle I know what a snowball is and you two don’t and if you don’t invite me I won’t tell you na na na na na ha ha ha ha ha ha”. Kyle says “I’m still not inviting you fat-ass” “HEY DON’T CALL ME FAT YOU STUPID JEW! And if you don’t know then you’ll be embarrassed in front of Wendy and Bebe”. Stan whispers to Kyle “dude we better invite him it’s been almost two years since I threw up on her, and that would make do so”. Then Kyle says “OK fine you can go just please behave in the Temple”. Then Cartman jumps and says “YES”. Then Kyle says “hold on fat-tits” Catman turns back “and says yes Kyle”, Kyle asks “now what is a snowball”. Then Cartman tells him about the slow dance and how he refuses to get involved because he doesn’t wanna get cooties for dancing with girls.
Scene VI: The temple for the Bar-Mitzvah
Everyone files into the sanctuary from the mezzanine all the guys Jewish or not were wearing yamikas Everyone is just talking adults excited, children ready to bored, and Cartman making racist comments, and getting disapproval from all his peers. Then you see Kyle, Ike, and his mom, and dad in the back signing the certificate from the rabbi. Then Kyle comes out sits on the bema, as his parents and brother find their way to the seats below. Stan wanted to come up on the bema to talk to Kyle but could not. Then the Rabbi welcomes everyone and they do a few prayers and you see the kids sleep Cartman still try to make jokes and some people involved. Then they announce that Kyle will be reading from the torah he does a quick precession with the rabbi, then he reads from the Torah, and Cartman yells “hey everyone how many Jews are there in an ash tray”. Then they stop the service and Cartman gets threatened to get kicked out. Then after that everyone throws candy at him, and Cartman hits him in the eye, and then gets escorted, and told he can’t goto the party. While Kyle gives his speech about becoming a man he needs to ice his eye. Kyle’s speech is about leadership in sports and music, and how he now can finally say he’s a man. Stan tries to clap but then is stopped by Kyle’s cousin Kyle.




Scene VII: The Party
Kyle has a party at a local hotel. They have a DJ many video games and lots of people. Cartman keeps trying to find ways to get let in even offers the guard $100. He brings a different disguise one was as a Jew, another was as a performer, but before either he went as himself. Eventually he bribed the guy with alcohol and $100 and got let in. Meanwhile all the kids are dancing playing typical Bar-Mitzvah party games i.e.: Coke/Pepsi, Limbo, Hula Hoops, games that have tossing balls in circles etc. Wendy keeps begging for snow-ball and then DJ Jimmy Jay popular local from Denver tells them it’s time for the snowball, explains the rules. Asks Kyle to pick someone to start with and Bebe really wants him to pick her so he does. Then the DJ says snowball, and then Stan and Wendy try dancing he stops and says “whoa, whoa, kid you’re supposed to dance with her Kyle’s supposed to dance with her”. He responds “But she’s my girlfriend”. Then DJ responds "well then dance with her on the next song". So Stan dances with Bebe and Kyle with Wendy, but Stan and Wendy both looked all pissed. Then he called snowball and then Stan and Wendy danced and Kyle was forced to bring in other girls. But after that time Stan and Kyle never followed the rules and danced with their dates. Meanwhile Kenny tries to kiss every girl, and some freak out. Butters pretty much danced with Lexus the whole time and Token with Sally all the others followed the rules. Then after Kyle notices Cartman got in the snowball. Then he stops the party. He wanted Cartman kicked out then Cartman runs around stealing food playing games trying to dance until, he gets caught. Then at first Kyle wants him out but then decides that he learned something “that he was becoming a man and had to handle his own problem with Cartman, and that he would be breaking the deal in the long run”. So he let Cartman stay. Shelia on the other hand was still pissed off at Cartman for anti-Semitism, wants him out, but even with Kyle surprisingly defending him, he still says “this party sucks screw you guys Imma going home” Then they end with a traditional chair dance.
brianmoon10
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby brianmoon10 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:48 pm

I wanna see an episode where myspace has become a trend and everybody is getting one. Then obviously butters isn't allowed to make one or he'll get grounded, and when our four boys hear that, they decide to make a fake myspace for butters and start trash talking everyone in the city until theyre angry enough to kick Butters out of South Park(even his parents hahaha). Then the rest of the episode is about Butters living in the streets. While that is going on, the kids in school notice everything starts to seem empty without someone to blame their mischievous pranks on. The four boys search for butters in Denver. While Butters is in Denver he experiences many things he would never be allowed to do.
icsws55
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Beer and smokin' in Las Vegas!

Postby icsws55 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:22 pm

This episode would spoof "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and "Home Alone 2: Lost In New York."
Butters tries to do a science experiment and gets grounded for accidentally blowing up the little machines on the front yard. Cartman comes to Butters' house and announces that he has a fake driver's license and two greyhound bus tickets to Las Vegas. Butters says that he can't go because he's grounded. However, Cartman hires Clyde to disguise himself as Butters in the house so that the real Butters goes with Cartman on the bus to Las Vegas.
Cartman and Butters go to the grand hotel and uses his fake driver's license and Butters' dad's credit card to check in a room. In other words, Cartman pretends to be Butters' dad.
Cartman and Butters get themselves drunk at a bar one evening and then win a s**tload of money at the casino after taking extacy. They spend one night in the room smoking weed like Cheech and Chong.
The next morning, Cartman and Butters wake up vomiting. They find out that they f**ked prostitutes, and that the prostitutes stole all the prize money.
Meanwhile, Butters' dad receives a phone call from the credit card company finding out that his credit card is located in Las Vegas. He then finds out that Butters at home really is Clyde. The dad gets really pissed off and yells, "Butters is gonna get even more grounded for running away to Las Vegas with some fat boy. Actually, we're gonna do more than ground Butters!" The mom says, "YEAH!" They get in their cars and travel straight to Las Vegas.
When Cartman and Butters come to the hotel from shopping and find out some cops and Butters' parents surrounding the lobby in the hotel, Butters says, "Oh s**t! My parents are so going to kill me!" and then starts crying. Cartman and Butters hijack one a prostitute's car and tries to drive it back to South Park . Though the cops and Butters' parents chase Cartman and Butters all the way to South Park.
When Cartman arrives at his house, he and Butters hide in the basement. The cops bust in and arrest Cartman for "kidnapping" Butters, for stealing a credit card, for a fake driver's license and for drugs and alcohol. Butters gets arrested for assisting Cartman's crime.
Cartman and Butters are sentenced three months in the juvie. Then, Butters is grounded until Christmas!
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby KillingKenny666 » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:08 am

How about a parody of Step Brothers.

Kyles parents get into a fight and break up. Gerald gets to keep Kyle, and Sheila gets to keep Ike. Later, Gerald and Cartmans mom start dating. Then, Kyle and Cartman become step brothers.
Michaeloptv
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby Michaeloptv » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:12 am

Even Better idea:

Kenny's parents break up!!! Kenny has to go live with one of his friends because neither can get support to keep the house. To Cartman's suprise, His pick is:

CRAIG!!! :craig:

Cartman plans revenge on Kenny....He teams up with guess who ( :chaos:) and uses his "brains" to get ideas going.

Which reminds me, I NEED THEM!!
pdfsmail
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby pdfsmail » Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:56 pm

Bad news for Butters!

Bennigans (his favorite restaurant) just closed down.... (for real)

That should definately be squeezed into one of the new episodes, where Butters flips out bc he doesn't have anywhere to eat and pigs out at new places trying to find a new favorite. It shouldn't be the plot line though, maybe a good secondary plot.
BRMBug
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby BRMBug » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:37 pm

Well, there is still Friday's.
tribefan
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby tribefan » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:04 pm

Butters hates Fridays he said it in his very own episode when the tuck driver kicked him off he said he must be a fan of TGI Fridays.
EthanD
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby EthanD » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:05 am

They should have an episode where Cartman kidnapps Kyle and tries to make him give him Jew gold :lol:. And eventually Cartman takes his scheme to a whole new level and kidnaps all the kids in his class for ransom to get money for a PS3.
giger321
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby giger321 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:26 pm

i think south park should make an episode in which they make fun of alex chiu. this guy claims to have made things that can make people "immortal". how funny is that? and the thing is that people actually buy them. lol

here's his website:
http://alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthr ... d=khwang92
^lol u have to read the part where he explains how his devices work

lol this guy comes up with the most bullsh*t theories on how his devices work and wen people actually come to interview him. he just babbles like an idiot. u can tell hes makin everything up.

interview videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WePrOeMcXSk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qC7Llwj9L0
Kobb
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby Kobb » Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:45 pm

No idea how they could set this up, but they should make an episode where Cartman converts to Judaism.

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