snappy answers to stupid questions

[pdfsmail]

Because your supposed to turn the water off when finished!


Why do people do stupid stuff they know is dangerous... like swimming smoking, drinking and driving etc...

[CHEL BEAN]

Just to get on your nerves.

What makes ice cream cold?

[KillingKenny666]

Umm, I don't know, I think it's ICE!


How do you remove a tattoo?

[butters kenny]

The same way you take care of every other thing you dont like slice it off


How do you kill a rhion

Hint: you dont it kills you

[superiorsavior]

You get two Rihons pised off with it and use them on it.

What kind of catching-impliment do you catch some shut-eye?

[Jacob767]

I got one why do retards take medication?

[BRMBug]

What kind of catching-impliment do you catch some shut-eye?

Glasses made out of tiny butterfly nets.

I got one why do retards take medication?

...To get to the other side?

You got any watta?

[ned15]

no but i have some dragon flies.

why do we use calculators for math?

[BigCamera4892]

no but i have some dragon flies.

why do we use calculators for math?

So we don't have to use our fingers to add.

What is red and goes Ding-Dong? Answer: A red ding-dong. But, what is blue and goes Ding-Dong?

[Michaeloptv]

I am not sure, but I can tell you that Barney is the purple ding dong, and Pickachu is the yellow ding dong.
(I think it's the 'blue' ding dong....)


Why are skunks black and white?

[ned15]

because those are the colors that they feel like being. if they wanted to be orange and blue, then that's what they would be, but instead skunks prefer the colors black and white....deal with it

why are there no kyle smilies?

[BRMBug]

Because the internets hate joos.

How are is am?

[butters kenny]

Am is as are as an opps




How old is old?

[Michaeloptv]

Please look up Mick Jagger or Larry King to find that answer.

Why does candy have so much sugar?

[butters kenny]

Becauase candy is diabetic


How many times a day do you fart?