the time machine

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electoraljew2
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the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:04 pm

Okay here is my first fan fic!

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It was a regular sunday morning when they heard someone running towards them over the horizon.

Stan-Hey! What's that noise?

Cartman-Maybe it's Kyle's mom trying to cancel terrence and philip again.

Kyle-Shut up fatass!

Cartman-Go to hell ya freakin daywalker!

As Kyle was about to respond, they saw Dr.Mephesto running towards them them over the hill.

Dr.Mephesto-Boys! Boys! I finished the time machine you asked me to build last saturday!

Stan-Why the hell would we want a time machine and aren't you the genetic scientist or something?!!

Dr.Mephesto-never mind, must have been someone else.

Stan-Who the hell would want a time machine?

Dr.Mephesto quikly left, later while the boys were playing football at recess..

Kenny-Hey guys! Did you ever won-

Suddenly Kenny selfdestructed.

Cartman-Hey guys, did you hear something ?

Stan-Oh yeah, Kenny died.

"You bastards." Kyle said while passing the football.
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Meanwhile, in butter's house in his room, Butter's put on his Proffesor Chaos suit and pharted in Dr.Mephesto's face.

Dr.Mephesto-Eh! What did you do that for kid, I built your time machine What do you want from me?!

Dr.Mephesto then ran out in disgust.

Proffesor Chaos-Finnaly I will bring Chaos to south park!!

Chris-Butters what are you doing up there?!!

Butters- Oh nothing dad...
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Kyle-I wonder who Dr.Mephesto built the time machine for...

Stan-Maybe Cartman big fat ass!!

Stan & Kyle-He, He ....
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TO BE CONTINUED :twisted: :twisted:

Please comment + Kenny is not permanintly dead+ I will not post for a while
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Re: the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:22 pm

Sorry about that I will not post until after this chapter!! :wink:
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Chapter 2

Once Dr.Mephesto was down stairs, Chri and Linda scotch saw him.

Chris-Who the hell are you mister?

Dr.Mephesto-Well I'm..

Chris-Hello, Officer barbredy...

Dr.Mephesto-I...

Linda-Honey I'm scared!!

Chris-So am I Linda, so am I.
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The next scene shows the boys looking at Mr.Hat.

Kyle-Welcome back Mr.Hat.

Mr.Garrison-Shut up! Now what do you want from me, I'm trying to get Mr.Slave back.

Cartman-We have to go home because we got hiv.

Mr.Garrison-No you don't, you just want to go home because you don't want to learn about retarded monkeys having butt-sex!!

Stan-No we want to go home.

Mr.Garrison-Well to bad for you!

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Please comment next chapter will be longer
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Re: the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:53 pm

Chapter 2.5
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The next scene shows Proffesor Chaos pulling General Dissaray and Kenny out of the closet.

Butters-And now for my evil plan!
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Once school was over the boys saw Officer Barbredy putting the car and driving away to jail. The boys followed on there bicycles.
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Butters-Now kenny you will go back in time one week and...

General Dissaray-Well!

Keenny-What am I going to do?

Butters-Stop towlie from getting high and teach him that smoking is bad!! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Kenny-Dude...Thats totally evil almost as evil as me not being able to have sex until I'm 17!!!

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At jail....

Stan-Can we see are freind Dr.Mephesto?

Secretary-No.

Kyle-Dude, why the hell not?

Secretary-Because he was charged of robbery.

Kyle-What did he steal?

Cartman-I DON'T GIVE A F*CK WHAT HE STOLE I JUST WANT TO GO INTO THE GODDAMN FUTURE!!!!

Secretary-J-just down the hallway to your left!!

"Thank you maam" said Cartman as he turned left down the hallway.

Kyle-Dude how did you do that?

Cartman-Just when ever a chick pisses me off I just go EH! You go tell me where the room where Dr.Mephesto's in or I'll take a sh*t on your desk!!
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Butters then turned on the time machine on that was in his room.

Proffesor Chaos-OK kenny got the plan ?

Kenny-Yeah!

Butters-Alrighty then..

Proffesor Chaos and General Dissaray slowly pushed Kenny down the portal until Butters dropped him.

Kenny-Ahhhhhhh! Butters you f*ckin assh*le!!!
Butters-Oh hamburgers!
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The boys then approached Dr.Mephesto's room.

Dr.Mephesto-Oh what do want from me I haven't done anything right since my 7 assed gorilla..

Cartman-We just want to know where the time machine is goddammit!!

Dr.Mephesto-Well it's at young Butters house but don't you care that your freind kenny died!

Stan-How do you know kenny died?

Dr.Mephesto-Well he was my android robot.

stan+kyle-What?
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Re: the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:55 am

If any body is still reading this I might post the next installment tommorow. :D
Plus could you please comment weather you liked it or not cause it would really help me know if I'm doing good or anything so please comment before I give up on this thing all together!! :timmy:
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Re: the time machine

Postby stanfan899 » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:58 am

good fanfic
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Re: the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:09 am

thanks for the reply!! Any way post some more and here's the 3rd chapter-towlie, don't get high! Can't wait to read your posts
(if their are any for that matter)!!!
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Continued from the last chapter...

Stan & Kyle-WHAT!!!!!!??

Dr.Mephesto-Well you see boys, When I built the time machine, young Butters wanted someone to use for his little diabolical plan, so I built him a robot kenny and when kenny found this out , he asked me to build a robot to go to school for him.

Kyle-Then wheres the real kenny?

Dr.Mephesto-Oh! He's reading his new playboy magazine in his closet.

Stan-But wait, if robot kenny is at the time machine...

Kyle-Then...

Stan-Robot kenny will most likely die in a humoures way and kyle will say...

Kyle-You bastards...

The three boys then ran off from Dr.Mephesto's jail cell, to Butters house.
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The next scene shows Kenny wondering through the streets.

Kenny-Um.. I'm going to the beach!!

WHISTLE...

Kenny-Uh... I'm gonna take shower...

WHISTLE...

Kenny-Oh, f*ck it!! I'm gonna go masturbate!!

Suddenly towlie beamed in next to Kenny.

Towlie-Thanks Scotty!!

Kenny then saw the USS enterprize from Star Treck zoom by over head.

Kenny-WHAT THE f*ck!!!!??????????????

Towlie-Don't forget to bring a towl.

Kenny-Well ya see towlie I wanted to talk to you about getting...

Towlie then took out his lighter...

Kenny-What the hell ya goddam towl!!?

Towlie-Yer a towl!

Kenny-Don't gt high!!!

Towlie-No, it'll help me understand what yer sayen.

Kenny-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cartman being relativly a super fatass ran much slower then Stan and Kyle, arrived at the Scotch's house last. The next scene shows Stan & Kyle huffing in front of the door.

KNOCK!! KNOCK!! KNOCK!!

Chris-Oh it's you boys, I suppose you want Butters, well he's upstairs.

Stan & Kyle then ran upstairs to Butters room.
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Dr.Mephesto saw a man walking towards his cell. The red head then unwillingly sat next to Dr.Mephesto, while strangely slapping the officers. The officers then ran away locking the door.

Dr.Mephesto-Whats your name mr.?

Red head-Its Mr.Queermo what do you want to know it for? I was sent hereee because I slaped my wife to death!!!!

Dr.Mephesto-What!!? Get the hell away from me freako!!

Mr.Queermo-Why aren't you singing!!? Oh I'll slap you silly!

Dr.Mephesto-....

SLAP!!!!
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Proffesor Chaos-Oh hamburgers!!

BANG!!

Butters door then opened and Stan jumped down the portal.

Butters-What are you doing fellas!?

Before anybody anwsered, Kyle jumped down the portal. But downstairs...

KNOCK!! KNOCK!! KNOCK!!

Chris-Goddamit, who is it now!!?

Linda-I'll get it honey...

She then saw Cartman huffing and puffing in front of the door.
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Pretty soon Stan saw Kenny in the distanse and called Kyle over running as fast as they can.

Kenny watched in fear as Towlie rode in towards him on a harley davidson.

Towlie-Yer a goddam towl...

RIPP!!

Stan-Oh my god!! Towlie killed robot Kenny!!

Kyle-YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
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SLAP!! SLAP!! SLAP!!!
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Butters door then bust open again only to see Cartman this time.

Cartman-Quikly, Butters put it 20 years into the future!!

Butters-Well, eric I don't think it's suppose to go that far.

Cartman-GODDAMIT DON'T F*CK ME OVER NOW BUTTERS!!

Butters-Well alrighty then..

Five minutes later Cartman jumped down the portal.

Proffesor Chaos-Well at least my plan was good..

General Dissaray-Simpsons did it!!

Proffesor Chaos-The simpsons don't have a towlie!!

General Dissaray-Oh yeah...
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Cartman quikly found his way to his house, everthing was pretty much the same exept everyone was older. An older fatter yet nicely dressed cartman anwsered the door.

Mr.Cartman-Oh my god!! It's me like 20 years ago camere husband!

Cartman-What!! I can't be gay!! But with who...

A thin man walked up to the door and Cartman's face dropped!!!

Cartman-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To Be Continued........
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Re: the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:06 pm

Alright if your still reading this than PLEASE COMMENT.

+for any cartman fans :cartmanhappy: :) you shouldn't read this cause I like really hate Cartman and I'm gonna really bash him in the rest of the story :D
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Re: the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:15 pm

PLEASE COMMENT

Seariosly, I am really getting pissed off now!!
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Re: the time machine

Postby GetToTheChopper » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:26 am

Good story. We haven't seen Dr. Mafesto in the show for a long time.
I can't wait to see who his husband is. :mrgreen:
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Re: the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:37 am

thanks for the reply...!!!

you will probably not see dr.mephesto for a while + i will post the next chapter when ever i get around to it... :D
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Re: the time machine

Postby superiorsavior » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:26 pm

Fun to read out all the old characters, really is like a time machine into the old seasons. I was expecting them to arrest Marlain Brando, I mean Dr. Mephisto, for being the head of NAMbLA (confusing the marlain brando look alike asociaton with that other one) but robbery is just as good. LOLing at his evil plan to stop towlie smoking.
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Re: the time machine

Postby stanfan899 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:54 pm

this is a brilliant fanfic!Plaese keep writing!
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Re: the time machine

Postby butters kenny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:19 pm

uhh..its an okay fanfic i'll give it a 5/10
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Re: the time machine

Postby electoraljew2 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:54 am

YAY!! COMMENTS!!!

1.thank you, but that wasn't the point

2. I will post the next chapter right now, it's gonna be short, but the next chapter will be veeeerrrrrrryyyy long :)

3. SCREW YOU!!!


chapter 4- cartman's gay??!!!
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continued from the last chapter...


Cartman-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Mr.cartman-I think you should go upstairs honey, it seems his in a bit of shock.

the man-okayth!

The strange accented man then looked at cartman slowly, he resembeld Eric, but he was ten times fatter, he then walked upstairs, wondering what the f*ck was going on.

Mr.Cartman-would you like to come in, and would you mind tellind me how you got here?

The two cartman's then walked inside and sat on the couch, younger cartman was shaking deeply, his heart pounding so badly that he felt his body vibrating.
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Kyle-YOU BASTARDS!!!

towlie-what..?

Towlie then fell to the floor, too high too even stand, leaving the two boys uterly stund until stan realized something.

Stan-Hey! Where is cartman?

Kyle-Who gives a crap about mcfatass?

Stan-Dude seriosly, lets go back and see where he is?

Kyle-Maybe butters saw him...

The boys then jumped through the portal, unaware of the danger they would be in, within only the next hour.

Back on the other side of the portal, professor chaos and general dissaray were slumped against the wall waiting for kenny to return eagerly wondering if their evil plans were complete. Until stan and kyle suddenly appeared in front of them.

Butters-Oh hey fellas!! Where's kenny?

Stan-Who gives a crap about kenny?

Kyle-Just.. just, were the f*ck is cartman?

butters-Oh yes! Eric went through the portal 20 years, even though i told him not to...

Butters then saw stan jump through the portal and kyle was
about to follow him when butters suddenly grabbed the back of his shirt.

Kyle-Dude, what the hell ya goddam fagget?

Butters-W-well, ya see the machine wasn't built to have so many people go in at the same time, let alone so far!

Kyle-I don't care I have to go catch up with cartman and stan!!

Kyle, ignoring Butters pleas, jumped through the portal unaware of the incredible mistake, and danger he just put himself through.
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Cartman sat on the couch in complete shock.

Mr.Cartman- Whats your name boy?

Cartman-E-e-eri-c c-c-cartman

Mr.Cartman-Well thats my name it upears you might actually be me in the past! Um, whats my mother's name?

Cartman-L-lianne cartman!

Mr.catman-Oh my god!! (his jaw dropped in shock) How could this happen?

Cartman- Well D-Dr.Mephesto built a time machine a-and KYLE pushed me in.

Mr-Cartman-That lously assh*le! Well, you look shaken up do you want some coffee? Oh yeah, Dr.Mephesto died of superaids...

Cartman-COFFEE!??? Give a milkshake goddamit!(completly ignoring the statement of dr.mephesto's odd death)

Mr.Cartman-Oh we don't keep anything with too much sugar, since my h-husband has diabetes.

Cartman now in a mixture of shock and tenorman-mode knew there was one thing that might raise his hopes up for his future.

Cartman-Well, did I exterminate the jews yet?

Mr.Cartman- Well why would I do that? I'm jewish!

Cartman nearly fell over, not only was he married to scott malkenson, but he was jewish. With all the information flooded into him so suddenly, he fainted.
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Stan and Kyle were in the future and had not found cartman, so with nothing to do went to Kyles house yearning to see what they looked like in the future, Stan was personaly hoping that he was married to Wendy.

Knock!! Knock! Knock!

Sheila then opened the door.

Sheila- Well who is it, oh! You look just like my little Kyle used to.

Stan-Where is your son located?

Sheila- Why wouldn't you know were the president of the usa his?

Kyle's face dropped in a mixture of shock and joy.
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Butters-Kyle NOOOO!!!!!

All the lights in the house went off and a crack was heard from Butters room.

Chris-BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butters-OH HAMBUGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

General Dissaray commited suicide by stabbing himself in the chest with his handy knife!!
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a bit longer than I expected...

but next chapter super long!!
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Re: the time machine

Postby SouthParks#1Fan » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:02 am

I really like where this fanfic is going. The storyline and your commitment. Awesome, so far 8/10.

Keep it up.
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