The first BBS member you can imagine

[Wii fit man]

LD when there was no weed


first one to punch George Bush?

Are you kidding? I'd pay to do that!
Based on your posts, you guys don't know me too well
Back on topic, maybe Angus?


First to accidentally kill themselves.

[jewish pride]

big kenny heh

first one to dare eat a spider?

[It's On]

kensuke



first one to cause a 50 car pile up?

[Wii fit man]

Me, I fail at driving .





First to cut themselves out of emoness .

[superiorsavior]

ShaneHaughty

First person to make out with a south park plushie?

[Kelly MacCornmac]

shane XD

The next person that will get banned for rule number 3- oh wait! there is none! My bad....



Okay... um the person who will swich religions.

[It's On]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



first to have a guest appearance on SP?

[superiorsavior]

Angus (he won the competition befofe)

first person to drive a car

[jewish pride]

me (already have)

first one to crash a car?

[superiorsavior]

Micheltopv

The first person to tip a car in a riot?

[ned15]

kensuke

bbser to win big bucks on some game show.

[jewish pride]

It's On

first bbser to get banned tomorrow?

[superiorsavior]

Ned

The first BBS-er to launch a pre-empative tactical nucular strike?

[Schliby]

Me!!! I Love Nuclear Explosions! There so... cool looking... they make me happy... in a crazy pyromaniac way...

First to accidentally trip on a sunflower seed and break their leg?

[RideTheLightning]

Me...I usually end up doing REALLY stupid sh*t like that...Once when I was like, 5, I was hanging out at my mom's office at BC and my brother went on top of a HUGE staircase and told me to wait on the bottom, he had some Lays chips with him at the time...so I eventually see some yellow stuff fall down and...I open my mouth to catch the chips...turned out to be his piss.

*ahem* First to poop is someone else's mouth.