UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

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UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby angeldeb82 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:38 pm

Story

:cartmanoooh: Well, he might as well be the next Jamie Lynn Spears, but all I can say is congrats to the happy young pair.
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby Big-Will » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:54 pm

Big-Will came out of the closet to say:
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:56 pm

Big-Will wrote:Big-Will came out of the closet to say

What? To say what?

Though I'm a bit skeptical, I heard of a story of a girl giving birth when she was 12. But still... it's way too young to have kids. Hope they don't have problems later due to the bundle of joy. :/

EDIT: Yea...edit your post after I post... I see...

sometimes it's not fair that when you edit the posts it doesn't show on the bottom... but I got the original quote, woo!
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby Jewish Pride 1 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:59 am

Big-Will wrote:Big-Will came out of the closet

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wow dude, 13? and he was 12 when he actually had sex, thats way too early

and the girl being pregnant at 15, nice problem she has in her hands...
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:18 am

"Asked what he would do to support the child financially, Alfie asks in a small, high-pitched voice, "What's financially?""

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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby angeldeb82 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:02 am

Jewish Pride 1 wrote:
Big-Will wrote:Big-Will came out of the closet

good for you!
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wow dude, 13? and he was 12 when he actually had sex, thats way too early

and the girl being pregnant at 15, nice problem she has in her hands...


Actually, she was 14 years old when she was pregnant, but turned 15 before she had their baby.
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby Rolf Steiner » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:39 am

Bustards! :evil: They steal their virgin und childhood. Let’s help this dude. :twisted:
Maybe shot the child? :cartmanlaugh:
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby Jewish Pride 1 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:20 am

angeldeb82 wrote:
Jewish Pride 1 wrote:and the girl being pregnant at 15, nice problem she has in her hands...


Actually, she was 14 years old when she was pregnant, but turned 15 before she had their baby.

D: even worse!
*sigh* its not that they werent phisically ready for having sex, they werent psycologically ready for it, and very obviously not mature enough to be anywhere near responsible about it or capable to deal with the consequences of it :/
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby aparsons » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:44 am

That's not the first time i've heard of that. My stepdad's niece had her first kid when she was 13 but that's not the worst part. She ALSO had her second kid before she turned 18. She's hasn't even bothered to finish school and is way the hell too lazy to get a f*cking job and looking at how dirty she always is would make you puke. Damn and i thought i had f*cked up family members.
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby missycartman » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:01 am

massive story , now these two kids themselves need to finish their schooling, get some qualifications and try and make their daughters future bright..*fingers crossed*

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 238252.ece

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 238066.ece

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090214/tuk ... a1618.html

one extreme to another .. what about the woman who gave birth to 8 babies she's already got 6 children .. this should have never been allowed to happen :timmy:
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby JohnHorn » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:45 pm

At-least the children have fathers, even wourse if they don't know their fathers[even if this is all a bit ridiculous].
still the kid’s I would say would have to be pubecent, even the casses where a two eight year old had sex and one of them got pregnant in the same family :shock: , they were technically both pubescent already. makes for good tabloids.
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Postby Rolf Steiner » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:58 pm

My stepdad's niece had her first kid when she was 13 but that's not the worst part

Kamerad Aparsons!
You are talking about females. Nabokov’s Lolita had 40 years old clever man. Gumbert sent her to school, not to a roundabout! And they hadn’t any babies! In the end she was ugly-pregnant, left a school and got such stupid husband.

now these two kids themselves need to finish their schooling

Dear missycartman!

Do you really believe such persons visit school? :twisted:

I always speak - look “South Park”. Everything has been told already!

“God-damnit, poor people suck! Your family is already on welfare, and now they’re gonna bring another kid into the world”.

Eric, hon, what would you make with these funny family?

Child - I would play the game “stick baby” “Bad baby, bad baby”. :cartmansopissedrightnow:

Father – I would knot his penis for several times. He will blossom into maturity someday. :cartmanlaugh:

Mother – I would send her photos to the magazine “Junior Crack Whore”. :cartmanevillaugh:

It’s inhumanity? Yeah! But, we would help to save our UK fellows their tax pounds. If it is really necessary for us :D

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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:46 am

Edit: I agree that the whole thing is sordid, and making a news story out of it makes the situation worse.
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:53 pm

Nice job by The Sun publicizing a very personal challenge for these kids. Like they're not going to have enough sh*t to deal with without having their faces plastered all over the tabloids. They gonna start publicizing every other teen pregnancy in the UK now? Sleezy motherfuckas.
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Re: UK boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

Postby BRMBug » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:58 pm

The only way this story could be more wheels-off is if they had had a litter like that bitch down in Houston, or wherever she is. :?

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