1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[daisyandkenny@hotmail.com]

I have a friend that watchs south park to much her name is Tiffany Zelya i bet you evey one knows shes in love with south park because she is consantly being called kenny and always talks like kenny. If you know her please pm me!

[rponton]

1061. You name a pet or stuffed animal clyde frog

[kenny_is_hot]

1062. When ever you hear the words, "Oh my god!" you automaticly jump up and scream "They've killed Kenny! You bastards!" (I've done that on more than one occasion...)

1063. When ever you hear some one say anything about South Park, you butt into the conversation and don't stop talking until you opinion has been heard!

[Nikko93]

30. You wtch South Park reruns even though you have all the episodes on tape.

[~*cartman'sfangirl*~]

~ when you can't stand going more than a week without watching an episode ( hey, it's HARD!)

~ when you DREAM about meeting south park characters ( which happens to me a lot lol )

... yep, I'm an addict

[deathntightpants]

~when you get pissed off because you havent seen this weeks episode because you had a heart attack

[sunfl0wer]

1067 You started playing WoW because the boys played it

1068 You close your eyes and you can see whole episodes in your head with voices and pictures

1069 When you get bored in class you drabble SP charecters in your notebook

1070 You want desperately the whole world to know that you're the biggest SP fan ever

1071 Right now a Jennifer lopez looks at you from your hand

1072 You've given Ben Affleck a handjob

1073 You imagine how your group of friends would look as South Park charecters

1074 You've made your very own AWESOM-O

1075 When you want use Stan and Kyle in the same sentence, you always type "Style" (dude it happened to me even now )

1076 You cried/almost cried in the episode "Kenny Dies"

1077 Whenever somebody laughs at your joke, you say "Wow, what a great audience"

1078 You lost your virginity to a hooker

1079 You will never understand how some people don't like South Park or have never heard of it

1080 You say "Que?" instead of "What?"

1081 You dress up as an robot and go to Hollywood to make your ideas made into movies

1082 You wear a blue wrist band in case you get invited to Satan's Halloween party

1083 You've trained your little brother/sister using the TSST method

1085 You watch South Park every night before you go to sleep

1086 If you don't watch SP atleast once a day, you get withdrawls

1087 On Halloween you go in front of your mirror and say Biggy Smalls thee times

[Tweak_Hammertime]

1088: When you start saying tats in common vocab

[sunfl0wer]

1089 You believe that the last thing you do when you die is crap your pants

1090 You bury your head in sand when a tv-show shows something that might get muslims pissed off

1091 You've asked your parents to adopt a baby brother from Canada

1092 Whenever you see manaties you think of South Park

1093 You've made your own SP t-shirt

1094 You have several South Park posters and pictures on your walls

[ugogo_uswimswim]

1095: When a room gets to quiet, you just have to fill it with "Drugs are bad, Mkay"

1096: When your computer's desktop theme is South Park, includinig the screen saver.

[Total_Beefcake]

1097. You compare every day life to life in South Park.

1098. When you see something about a celebrity on t.v. that South Park has made fun of, you squeal and get really excited.

1099. You imitate the voice of Cartman whenever your parents tell you to do something.

1100. You beg your parents to watch Hanky the Christmas Poo at Christmastime instead of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

1101. Your heart feels like its being squeezed whenever you miss an episode.

[Athena1999]

1102. You resurrect this thread.

1103. You want to live in England and marry a blonde man named Phillip. ^^;;;;;; *shifty eyes*

1104. "Turrah" is part of your daily vocabulary. ^^;

1105. You can't wait to read "Great Expectations" in English class so you can talk about PIP.

1106. You actually bring up the episode "Pip" in class discussion.

[PsychoMetroid 3:16]

1107. When you see Tom Cruise on TV, you laugh.

That's all I got for now.

[Wii fit man]

I'm necroing this thread. You do not know how hard it was to find it.

1108: when you meet someone named Kenny, you ask him if he's died this week.

1109: If you're a girl, you insult people by saying they're "not stupid" and "not a whore".

Let's see if this works.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

1010: When you remember the original 1000 signs you watch SP.... no wait... that's the bbs nevermind



1010: When you see a mouse you go "eek a penis" lolz