1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[Wii fit man]

1111: You're scared that the creatures of your local woods have satanic powers.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

huh....I guess I was wrong, it was this thread


Um.... 1111: You stick a hampster named limminwinks up your butt

[Wii fit man]

1112: You stick food up your ass to see if you crap out your mouth.

1113: You don't want to take ritalin because you're afraid of seeing Britney Spears

1114: You flip through the channels looking for Terrance and Phillip.

1115: You buy pubic hair.

[butters kenny]

Wait...we pasted 1000....

[Kelly MacCornmac]

yea... but that doesn't mean we can't continue, aye? Espeissally since there hasn't been anything related to season 12 till wii man necroed it.

1116: You sing Canada on Strike all the time if someone mentions Canada.

1117: You say "I'm not your buddy, guy" in hopes of the other person saying "I'm not your guy, friend"

[butters kenny]

Why not just create a 1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 3?

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Or make the number higher....like 5000 or something....will, any say in this?

[Wii fit man]

Damn, I thought you wrote wii.... I think I'll start a 2000 signs you watch South Park too much.... Does that sparkle with everyone?

[Michaeloptv]

When you start saying things like:

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

"Does that sparkle with you"

"Oh hamburgers!"

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Or better yet, when you start blaming Canada for all of our problems..

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Damn, I thought you wrote wii.... I think I'll start a 2000 signs you watch South Park too much.... Does that sparkle with everyone?

Wait for will say I. Shane edit his post he should.

1122: When you say sh*t a lot to see if your friend will get sick from it

1123: If you think that if you can't say f*g uncensored then you are gay.

[Pip Tweek]

1124: in your peripheral vision, you see a building wrapped in "Tyvek" house-wrap as you're driving along and you think for a second it says "Tweek."

[BigCamera4892]

Forgive me that I'm not looking back in the thread to look at the numbering scheme.

For me:

Calling Disneyland (50 miles from my house) Super Phun Tyme

Going to Knott's Berry Farm (42 miles from my house) and calling it Frontier Village

Calling my plumber to fix things by telling his dispatcher there is a Mr. Hankey overload in the system

Presenting macaroni pictures to my Rabbi

Trying to find which channel Terrance and Phillip is on.

Looking for Russell Crow and Tugger every night (and finding it )

Calling any bus driver "Ms. Crabtree"

Dressing up as crab people for Halloween

[JohnHorn]

number 1 after we have stopped numbering.
"you want to kill cartman so badly that your enemy starts looking more and more like cartman!"
number 2AWHSN you think the holocaust is funny
number 3AWHSN you have the ability to simulate south park characters like real life characters in your brain.
number 4AWHSN you say "EEEEEEEEEK" for no reason what so ever.

[Wii fit man]

Since Will isn't responding, I'll just make a new thread.


This thread is now metaphorically locked.

[BigCamera4892]

Wait...we pasted 1000....

This thread is now metaphorically locked.

And the third thread continues here:

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