What youd like to see in a South Park episode

[Tweek the third]

i would like to see an episode based off the matrix other than the 3 minuet spoof of the matrix trailer on you tube

[Sechki]

I'd like to see Cartman's mom being revealed as
Liane is actually Cartman's father.

[abb124]

I"d like to see them bring back Kyle's "kick the baby."

id like to see that too

[abb124]

id like to see kyle get killed

[Forgy]

Although I love Kyle, that would be awesome. Stan would be like, totally heartvroken, and say "Ohmygod dude, they killed kyle! NO!"

[mrscartman]

i want to see an episode a'boot' nancy grace butters would seem the likely child victim ps love the canada grease outs but try harder theres more to make fun of than bare naked ladies and celine dion

[Forgy]

Well that was very specific.

[crotchshot]

How about if they "reinvent" nicotine gum for kids! Can your mom buy some for me?

[Forgy]

That would be awesome.

[Jewish Pride 1]

id like to see kyle get killed

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

Although I love Kyle, that would be awesome.

How can you say that?! There would be no more Kyle! It would be the end of the world! OF THE WORLD DAMMIT!

[TaroRoot]

Ok... what I would like to see... just off the top of my head.

Gilligan's Island
tetherball
overnight in a mall where the mannequins come alive
bumper hitching
family camping

I guess you can tell I am a little retro...
how about

potato guns
Chinese guys laughing at Americans for destroying half of the world's wealth. Why not? They had to endure decades of being told how wasteful communism is, now the capitalism experts have to accept the atomic wedgie.
junior high

[TaroRoot]

ahhh.... this seemed like a good idea five minutes ago...

Steal ("parody") a character from another show, play around with it a little, and then ? Fundamentally, that is what you would do, but ... in an artistic sense... you could set the irony level to just the right pitch to show people why they are stupid for loving some insipid character.

Having Mickey M. kick the heck out of a Jonas Brother kind of jumped the shark on this.. but...
it could even be a minor character from some other show...

What else would I like to see?
Cartman in China
Survivalists
A steadily augmented treehouse, with a barcalounger and an x box
WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND!!!
Two girls one cup

[Biscuits]

I think it would be funny to see an episode that parodies South park itself.

Where the kids want to watch a show like south park, but their parents claim its too "mature" for them to watch. Then the parents have a strike against the cartoon because its coruppting their children.

Or somethin like that.

[mrscartman]

return of lemiwinks
shelly turns lesbo, or maybe gets knockedup, where is shelly?
A mormon somehow winds up in hell and falls for satan?

[Iceman720]

Wendy get humiliated big time!