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What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?
feel free to post your favorite south park quotes here!
Mr. Garrison: ERIC! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
Mr. Garrison: ERIC! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!
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Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
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screw you guys............... I'm going home.
The Beast is here!!!!
"Yid army Yid army"
"Yid army Yid army"
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I'm not your buddy pal!
I'm not your pal, friend!
I'm not your friend, buddy!
Canadians in south park are freaking hilarious xD
I'm not your pal, friend!
I'm not your friend, buddy!
Canadians in south park are freaking hilarious xD
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
*slow clap*Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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Eric Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
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"Why don't you quit... makin' me dance for you... while you go and... smoke crack... in the bedroom... and have sex with... some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed?!"
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randy999 wrote:screw you guys............... I'm going home.
Nooo! Why did you have to say it


Fav. character: Me(eric) Cartman!
2nd fav Character: Chef
3rd fav character: mexicans
saludos^^
2nd fav Character: Chef
3rd fav character: mexicans
saludos^^
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erjolog wrote:randy999 wrote:screw you guys............... I'm going home.
Nooo! Why did you have to say it, I wanted to say it
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you can say it too.. theres no rule that you can repeat a quote that someone already posted.

Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being dildo!
Mrs. Cartman: well i know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cartman: what?
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
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"Boom, Baby!"
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Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar.
They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar.
They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar.
If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars.
They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar.
These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar.
Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars.
They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar.
They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar.
If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars.
They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar.
These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar.
Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars.
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Cartman: Life goes by pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once and a while and do whatever you want all the time, you can miss it!
Butters: Yeah, well i guess that's kind of true...
Super fun time s12e07
Butters: Yeah, well i guess that's kind of true...
Super fun time s12e07

Noo! Not the Finland..
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Mrs. Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big
Cock-A-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like
Shit-zus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their
Meat-ing in the office
or meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you
se you can suck his
Balls-ac was a writer
he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that's 'cause she's a
Cunt-animated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your
dick-tate what I'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying f*ck!!
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big
Cock-A-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like
Shit-zus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their
Meat-ing in the office
or meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you
se you can suck his
Balls-ac was a writer
he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that's 'cause she's a
Cunt-animated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your
dick-tate what I'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying f*ck!!
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"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt."
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"Whoa I haven't seen a Jew run that fast since Poland 1939!"
"We only treat athletes better because they're better people."
"And don't make me made or Mr Hat is gonna smack you bitches up!"
"We only treat athletes better because they're better people."
"And don't make me made or Mr Hat is gonna smack you bitches up!"
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Shelly: SHUT UP TURDS!
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
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