What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

[LissyAnne]

feel free to post your favorite south park quotes here!


Mr. Garrison: ERIC! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison!

[randy999]

screw you guys............... I'm going home.

[LissyAnne]

I'm not your buddy pal!
I'm not your pal, friend!
I'm not your friend, buddy!

Canadians in south park are freaking hilarious xD

[Peg]

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!

[LissyAnne]

Eric Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.

[triplemultiplex]

"Why don't you quit... makin' me dance for you... while you go and... smoke crack... in the bedroom... and have sex with... some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed?!"

[erjolog]

screw you guys............... I'm going home.

Nooo! Why did you have to say it , I wanted to say it ...

[LissyAnne]

screw you guys............... I'm going home.

Nooo! Why did you have to say it , I wanted to say it ...

you can say it too.. theres no rule that you can repeat a quote that someone already posted.


Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being dildo!
Mrs. Cartman: well i know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.

Cartman: what?

[BigCamera4892]

"Boom, Baby!"

[BigCamera4892]

Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar.

They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar.

They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar.

If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars.

They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar.

These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar.

Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars.

[TheUngroundable]

Cartman: Life goes by pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once and a while and do whatever you want all the time, you can miss it!
Butters: Yeah, well i guess that's kind of true...


Super fun time s12e07

[BigCamera4892]

Mrs. Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big

Cock-A-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like

Shit-zus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their

Meat-ing in the office
or meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you
se you can suck his

Balls-ac was a writer
he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that's 'cause she's a

Cunt-animated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your

dick-tate what I'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying f*ck!!

[triplemultiplex]

"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt."

[RideTheLightning]

"Whoa I haven't seen a Jew run that fast since Poland 1939!"
"We only treat athletes better because they're better people."
"And don't make me made or Mr Hat is gonna smack you bitches up!"

[LissyAnne]

Shelly: SHUT UP TURDS!