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What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?
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"Yes, its definitely un-BEAR able, Tom!"
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Randy: Stan!
Sharon: Stan, you came back! Does that mean.. you learned the importance of voting?
Stan: I learned that I better get used to having to pick between a douche and a turd sandwich because it's usually the choice I'll have.
Randy: He's going to vote!
Sharon: Stan, you came back! Does that mean.. you learned the importance of voting?
Stan: I learned that I better get used to having to pick between a douche and a turd sandwich because it's usually the choice I'll have.
Randy: He's going to vote!
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LawrenceTaylor wrote:"Yes, its definitely un-BEAR able, Tom!"
I'm not your buddy, guy!
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
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From the very first episode:
Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles and a choice of green bean casserole… or vegetable medley.
Eric: Kick ass.
Chef: Say, did any of you children see the alien space ship last night?
Eric: What?
Kyle: Yeah, fat boy saw it!
Eric: Eh, no, that, that was just a dream… and I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
Chef: Oh, was it the ones with the big long heads and the black eyes?
Eric: Oh!
Stan: They took him on their ship.
(with this background, the quote I was going for):
Chef: Oh! Did they give you an anal probe?
Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles and a choice of green bean casserole… or vegetable medley.
Eric: Kick ass.
Chef: Say, did any of you children see the alien space ship last night?
Eric: What?
Kyle: Yeah, fat boy saw it!
Eric: Eh, no, that, that was just a dream… and I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
Chef: Oh, was it the ones with the big long heads and the black eyes?
Eric: Oh!
Stan: They took him on their ship.
(with this background, the quote I was going for):
Chef: Oh! Did they give you an anal probe?
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"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, and do whatever you want ALL the time, you could miss it." - Eric C.
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From episode 1211-Pandemic 2: The Startling
Craig: I don't care. I've decided that I'm done. I am choosing not to be a part of this anymore.
Kyle: How do you do that?
Craig: It's easy. Watch.
Stan: Craig, dude, wait up.
Cartman: Dude, Craig, we should go back now.
Craig: No.
Stan: Hey look, there's something here.
Craig: . . . Nope.
(with that background, the quotes I was leading up to is from both Cartman and Craig):
Cartman: Dude, this is boring. This is just a bunch of walking around.
Craig: Yup, nice and boring. Just the way I like it.
Craig: I don't care. I've decided that I'm done. I am choosing not to be a part of this anymore.
Kyle: How do you do that?
Craig: It's easy. Watch.
Stan: Craig, dude, wait up.
Cartman: Dude, Craig, we should go back now.
Craig: No.
Stan: Hey look, there's something here.
Craig: . . . Nope.
(with that background, the quotes I was leading up to is from both Cartman and Craig):
Cartman: Dude, this is boring. This is just a bunch of walking around.
Craig: Yup, nice and boring. Just the way I like it.
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From: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
(They send Token in with the "Lord of the Rings" video)
Everyone: Well, Token? What did you see?
Token: I'm not playing anymore.
PMSL!!
And From Kenny Dies:
Butters: You guys! Eric said to go to his house quick!
Kyle: We're busy!
Butters: Yeah, he knew you'd say that so he told me to say "You don't want to miss this"
Kyle: What, did he lose 100lbs?
Butters: Yeah, he knew you'd say that too so he told me to say "Up your ass, Jew". Yeah.
CLASSIC!! And speaking of which:
Butters: Oh, it's all sticky!
(They send Token in with the "Lord of the Rings" video)
Everyone: Well, Token? What did you see?
Token: I'm not playing anymore.
PMSL!!
And From Kenny Dies:
Butters: You guys! Eric said to go to his house quick!
Kyle: We're busy!
Butters: Yeah, he knew you'd say that so he told me to say "You don't want to miss this"
Kyle: What, did he lose 100lbs?
Butters: Yeah, he knew you'd say that too so he told me to say "Up your ass, Jew". Yeah.
CLASSIC!! And speaking of which:
Butters: Oh, it's all sticky!
"Okay,okay, I'll use my power to... Turn Kyle into a chicken!" "Goddammit Cartman" "Hahahahahaha! Now you are a chicken!"
-Kyle and Cartman,Good Times with Weapons
-Kyle and Cartman,Good Times with Weapons
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Cartman: We're more gayer then you guys are craig! (best i can remember it) XD
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
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From Elementary School Musical:
Cartman: This is cool? If this is what's cool these days, I have no connection to this world. I'm gonna go home and kill myself.
And later:
Kyle: I thought you were gonna kill yourself.
Cartman: I tried! I slept in my mom's car with the engine running.
Kyle: And you didn't die?
Cartman: It's those damn hybrids, they just don't do the trick anymore!
Cartman: This is cool? If this is what's cool these days, I have no connection to this world. I'm gonna go home and kill myself.
And later:
Kyle: I thought you were gonna kill yourself.
Cartman: I tried! I slept in my mom's car with the engine running.
Kyle: And you didn't die?
Cartman: It's those damn hybrids, they just don't do the trick anymore!
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ESM:
Jimmy: Sometimes you feel like there's a b-b-burning inside you..
Stan: NO, NO! !
Jimmy: Sometimes you feel like there's a b-b-burning inside you..
Stan: NO, NO! !
*slow clap*Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Cartman ownz!
Cartman ownz!
Once you think about it, a baby really is just a loud, bald, little person with a bag of crap around it's waist!
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You might trip and then we'd be sucked into your huge, gaping vagina like ants into a vacuum cleaner.


*slow clap*Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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jackbrown wrote:Don't wait for tomorrow. Do what you can do today.
HURR DURF DURF DURRRF SPAM your own book
Oh really? What episode is that from?
This post just reminded me of a very appropriate one...from "Stanley's Cup"
5 year old kid with cancer: "No hope.....no hope...." (dies)
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Cartman: Hey kitty, this is my pot pie!
lol i love that episode xD
lol i love that episode xD
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"DEY TURK AR JERBS!"
Love it.
Love it.
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