What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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LawrenceTaylor
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby LawrenceTaylor » Thu May 21, 2009 5:08 am

"Yes, its definitely un-BEAR able, Tom!"
AndyMarsh
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby AndyMarsh » Thu May 21, 2009 7:56 am

Randy: Stan!

Sharon: Stan, you came back! Does that mean.. you learned the importance of voting?

Stan: I learned that I better get used to having to pick between a douche and a turd sandwich because it's usually the choice I'll have.

Randy: He's going to vote!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby LissyAnne » Thu May 21, 2009 10:46 am

LawrenceTaylor wrote:"Yes, its definitely un-BEAR able, Tom!"




I'm not your buddy, guy!
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
BigCamera4892

Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby BigCamera4892 » Thu May 21, 2009 11:34 am

From the very first episode:

Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef?

Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles and a choice of green bean casserole… or vegetable medley.

Eric: Kick ass.

Chef: Say, did any of you children see the alien space ship last night?

Eric: What?

Kyle: Yeah, fat boy saw it!

Eric: Eh, no, that, that was just a dream… and I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

Chef: Oh, was it the ones with the big long heads and the black eyes?

Eric: Oh!

Stan: They took him on their ship.

(with this background, the quote I was going for):

Chef: Oh! Did they give you an anal probe?
djs89
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby djs89 » Fri May 22, 2009 9:22 pm

"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, and do whatever you want ALL the time, you could miss it." - Eric C.
BigCamera4892

Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby BigCamera4892 » Sat May 23, 2009 6:17 am

From episode 1211-Pandemic 2: The Startling

Craig: I don't care. I've decided that I'm done. I am choosing not to be a part of this anymore.

Kyle: How do you do that?

Craig: It's easy. Watch.

Stan: Craig, dude, wait up.

Cartman: Dude, Craig, we should go back now.

Craig: No.

Stan: Hey look, there's something here.

Craig: . . . Nope.

(with that background, the quotes I was leading up to is from both Cartman and Craig):

Cartman: Dude, this is boring. This is just a bunch of walking around.

Craig: Yup, nice and boring. Just the way I like it.
kennydeathsfanatic
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby kennydeathsfanatic » Sun May 24, 2009 7:27 pm

From: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
(They send Token in with the "Lord of the Rings" video)
Everyone: Well, Token? What did you see?
Token: I'm not playing anymore.

PMSL!!

And From Kenny Dies:

Butters: You guys! Eric said to go to his house quick!
Kyle: We're busy!
Butters: Yeah, he knew you'd say that so he told me to say "You don't want to miss this"
Kyle: What, did he lose 100lbs?
Butters: Yeah, he knew you'd say that too so he told me to say "Up your ass, Jew". Yeah.

CLASSIC!! And speaking of which:
Butters: Oh, it's all sticky!
"Okay,okay, I'll use my power to... Turn Kyle into a chicken!" "Goddammit Cartman" "Hahahahahaha! Now you are a chicken!"
-Kyle and Cartman,Good Times with Weapons
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby LissyAnne » Mon May 25, 2009 7:42 am

Cartman: We're more gayer then you guys are craig! (best i can remember it) XD
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
kennydeathsfanatic
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby kennydeathsfanatic » Mon May 25, 2009 8:20 am

From Elementary School Musical:

Cartman: This is cool? If this is what's cool these days, I have no connection to this world. I'm gonna go home and kill myself.

And later:

Kyle: I thought you were gonna kill yourself.
Cartman: I tried! I slept in my mom's car with the engine running.
Kyle: And you didn't die?
Cartman: It's those damn hybrids, they just don't do the trick anymore!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Peg » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:42 pm

ESM:
Jimmy: Sometimes you feel like there's a b-b-burning inside you..
Stan: NO, NO! !
Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
*slow clap*
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Philipthecup » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:32 pm

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Cartman ownz!
Once you think about it, a baby really is just a loud, bald, little person with a bag of crap around it's waist!
Peg
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Peg » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:34 pm

You might trip and then we'd be sucked into your huge, gaping vagina like ants into a vacuum cleaner.
:lol:
Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
*slow clap*
Pip Tweek
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Pip Tweek » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:57 pm

jackbrown wrote:Don't wait for tomorrow. Do what you can do today.

HURR DURF DURF DURRRF SPAM your own book


Oh really? What episode is that from?

This post just reminded me of a very appropriate one...from "Stanley's Cup"

5 year old kid with cancer: "No hope.....no hope...." (dies)
lady_bublezz
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby lady_bublezz » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:12 am

Cartman: Hey kitty, this is my pot pie!

lol i love that episode xD
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby gonk » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:45 am

"DEY TURK AR JERBS!"

Love it.

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