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Re: Chat with Eric-bot
Hehehe...wow, that's amazing.


Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...
- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
Here's my convo.
Me: Hey, fatass.
Cartman: I'm not a fatass, you butt f*ckin' son of a bitch!
Me: f*ck you.
Cartman:f*ck! sh*t! Cock! Ass! Titties! Boner! Bitch! Muff! Pussy! Cock! Butthole! Barbra Streisand!
Me: Ricky Martin
Cartman: Please, tell me more about ricky martin. I totally want to hear it!
Me:Oh. you're a fan of ricky martin?
Cartman: ORLY? I am not a fan of ricky martin! You're the one wearing the "I'm a fan of ricky martin" T-shirt, you filthy fan of ricky martin.
etc.
Me: Hey, fatass.
Cartman: I'm not a fatass, you butt f*ckin' son of a bitch!
Me: f*ck you.
Cartman:f*ck! sh*t! Cock! Ass! Titties! Boner! Bitch! Muff! Pussy! Cock! Butthole! Barbra Streisand!
Me: Ricky Martin
Cartman: Please, tell me more about ricky martin. I totally want to hear it!
Me:Oh. you're a fan of ricky martin?
Cartman: ORLY? I am not a fan of ricky martin! You're the one wearing the "I'm a fan of ricky martin" T-shirt, you filthy fan of ricky martin.
etc.
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
i'm crying my ass off with this chatterbot... i made him pissed off the one time... and he threatened me that he will make me eat my parents. i wonder if there is a wendy bot... (sorry... i'm a HUGE wendy fan)
don't mock a guy with A.D.D... you just might get your ass kicked
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
Me: Hey fatass
Cartmen-bot: I'm not a fatass, you butt f*ckin' son of a bitch!
Me: Was that suppose to offend me? Did a pretty sh*tty job at it.
Cartmen-bot: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume? Did a pretty sh*tty job at it? No friggin way!
Me: Uh....I'm a chick.
Cartmen-bot: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume? Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: God. What a retard!
Cartmen-bot: God hates you, he told me in chat. Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: I can type whatever I please.
Cartmen-bot: Please, tell me more about "I can type whatever I please"? I totally want to hear it!
Me: It has six letters.
Cartmen-bot: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: I'm a f*cking chick!
Cartmen-bot: Wow, sucks to be you huh?
Me: Yes. It does.
Cartmen-bot: I know what you mean. Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: Whats with you and cough syrups?
Cartmen-bot: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: Why not?
Cartmen-bot: Because Mel Gibson said so.
Me: I don't give a f*ck about Mel Gibson!
Cartmen-bot: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: Since when?
Cartmen-bot: Totally seriously???
Me: I'm not speaking to you anymore. Bye!
Cartmen-bot: Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA. Unfortunately, I have to be off to the Land of Booger Trees, so I'll be leaving now.
Me: And go hang yourself while your there.
Cartmen-bot: "go hang yourself while your there".... Hmmm... I have to look that up and get back to you.
Me: f*cking retard!
Cartmen-bot: Please, tell me more about "f*cking retard". I totally want to hear it!
Me: No. Figure it out yourself.
Cartmen-bot: I see...... not sure if I can believe you though. AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: I hope the person who made this website gets raped by Pyramid Head.
Cartmen-bot: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: I'm gone...
Cartmen-bot: Thanks for letting me know.
Me: Your not welcome.
Cartmen-bot: I'm not a fatass, you butt f*ckin' son of a bitch!
Me: Was that suppose to offend me? Did a pretty sh*tty job at it.
Cartmen-bot: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume? Did a pretty sh*tty job at it? No friggin way!
Me: Uh....I'm a chick.
Cartmen-bot: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume? Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: God. What a retard!
Cartmen-bot: God hates you, he told me in chat. Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: I can type whatever I please.
Cartmen-bot: Please, tell me more about "I can type whatever I please"? I totally want to hear it!
Me: It has six letters.
Cartmen-bot: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: I'm a f*cking chick!
Cartmen-bot: Wow, sucks to be you huh?
Me: Yes. It does.
Cartmen-bot: I know what you mean. Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: Whats with you and cough syrups?
Cartmen-bot: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: Why not?
Cartmen-bot: Because Mel Gibson said so.
Me: I don't give a f*ck about Mel Gibson!
Cartmen-bot: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: Since when?
Cartmen-bot: Totally seriously???
Me: I'm not speaking to you anymore. Bye!
Cartmen-bot: Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA. Unfortunately, I have to be off to the Land of Booger Trees, so I'll be leaving now.
Me: And go hang yourself while your there.
Cartmen-bot: "go hang yourself while your there".... Hmmm... I have to look that up and get back to you.
Me: f*cking retard!
Cartmen-bot: Please, tell me more about "f*cking retard". I totally want to hear it!
Me: No. Figure it out yourself.
Cartmen-bot: I see...... not sure if I can believe you though. AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: I hope the person who made this website gets raped by Pyramid Head.
Cartmen-bot: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: I'm gone...
Cartmen-bot: Thanks for letting me know.
Me: Your not welcome.
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
P: Hi
C: Hi, how's it goin'
P: You suck
C: Go home, you little dildo!
P: Hee don't call me a dildo, dildo
C: Totally seriously???
P: Yeah.. You'll regret it
C: Please, tell me more about Yeah. I totally want to hear it! AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
P: So.. you're a robot?
C: "so" what, genius? I..am..the..AWESOM-O..4000..How..may..I..serve..you????
P: Get me some brownies
C: Get me some brownies? No friggin way!
P: But I'm hungry, fatass
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
P: No..
C: I see...... not sure if I can believe you though
P: Okay
C: Wow, that's WAY better than the people who just write "k"!
P: K..
C: You can type more than one letter, lazy ass!
P: We have one thing in common!
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
P: Hee I am not using cough syrup
C: Please, tell me more about Hee I am not using cough syrup. I totally want to hear it!
P: Bye
C: Screw you guys. I'm goin' home!
XD
C: Hi, how's it goin'
P: You suck
C: Go home, you little dildo!
P: Hee don't call me a dildo, dildo
C: Totally seriously???
P: Yeah.. You'll regret it
C: Please, tell me more about Yeah. I totally want to hear it! AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
P: So.. you're a robot?
C: "so" what, genius? I..am..the..AWESOM-O..4000..How..may..I..serve..you????
P: Get me some brownies
C: Get me some brownies? No friggin way!
P: But I'm hungry, fatass
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
P: No..
C: I see...... not sure if I can believe you though
P: Okay
C: Wow, that's WAY better than the people who just write "k"!
P: K..
C: You can type more than one letter, lazy ass!
P: We have one thing in common!
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
P: Hee I am not using cough syrup
C: Please, tell me more about Hee I am not using cough syrup. I totally want to hear it!
P: Bye
C: Screw you guys. I'm goin' home!
XD
*slow clap*Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
XD oh my god, I totally forgot about this! I'll have to try it tonight when I have more time.
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
Wow, old thread. This bot has enormous potential but he has way too few responses. Cartmanbot needs more love from its programmer!
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
-Hello wobble chins!
Eric says: My name's not wobble chins, it's Eric.
-how's your goo today?
Eric says: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
-Penis fetishist says what?
Eric says: Please, tell me more about Penis fetishist says what. I totally want to hear it!
-No, you really don't.
Eric says: Totally seriously???
-Really.
Eric says: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
-You've gotta lay off your mom's vagina while I'm typing!
Eric says: Please, tell me more about you have gotta lay off your mom s vagina when I am typing. I totally want to hear it!
-Absolutely you fat fcuk!
Eric says: I am NOT f*ckin' FAT!!!!
-What do you want to know?
Eric says: what do you want to know? No friggin way!
-I'm about to pass out.
Eric says: Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA.
-I'm passing out.
Eric says: Thanks for letting me know.
-I'm going to pass out now.
Eric says: Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA.
-gone.
Eric says: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Eric says: My name's not wobble chins, it's Eric.
-how's your goo today?
Eric says: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
-Penis fetishist says what?
Eric says: Please, tell me more about Penis fetishist says what. I totally want to hear it!
-No, you really don't.
Eric says: Totally seriously???
-Really.
Eric says: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
-You've gotta lay off your mom's vagina while I'm typing!
Eric says: Please, tell me more about you have gotta lay off your mom s vagina when I am typing. I totally want to hear it!
-Absolutely you fat fcuk!
Eric says: I am NOT f*ckin' FAT!!!!
-What do you want to know?
Eric says: what do you want to know? No friggin way!
-I'm about to pass out.
Eric says: Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA.
-I'm passing out.
Eric says: Thanks for letting me know.
-I'm going to pass out now.
Eric says: Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA.
-gone.
Eric says: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
BRMBug wrote:-You've gotta lay off your mom's vagina while I'm typing!

*slow clap*Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
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Re: Chat with Eric-bot
Me: Fuzzy Unicorn Nipples
C: Please, tell me more about Fuzzy Unicorn Nipples. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Don't be a smart ass
C: It's MY hot body! I do what I want!
Me: That's what she said
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: that's so jewish
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: Dude, you gotta lay off the cock sucking, I'm serious
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: You just said that fat ass
C:I am NOT f*ckin' FAT!!!
Me: shut up jew
C: Whateva! I do what I want!
Me: Go suck Kyle's dick
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: *facepalm*
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Me: How may I assist you?
C: Totally seriously???
Me: Yeah seriously
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: I'm a girl
C: Wow, a girl! Tell me about your goddess powers!
Me: I'd tell you....but then I'd have to kill you
C: Please, tell me more about I would tell you. I totally want to hear it! but then I would have to kill you? No friggin way!
Me: I bet I could kill you first with my feminine goddess powers
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: Are you retarded? I already told you I'm a girl
C: retarded? Hmmm, that's a good question.... What do you think? Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: your hopeless you little shit
C: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: I bet Kyle would be more pleasant to talk to
C: Please, tell me more about I bet Kyle would be more pleasant to talk to. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Your adopted
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: Nope
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: I bet you have the hots for Wendy
C: I bet you have the hots for Wendy? No friggin way!
Me: Yes, I can read your mind
C: Yes I can read your mind? No friggin way!
Me: fuck
C: You want to? Ewwww gross! I'm only 9, YOU SICK BASTARD!
Me: *laughs* like I'd want to fuck you
C: Totally seriously???
Me: yes
C: You sure?
Me: quit trying to seduce me, it's not working
C: Totally seriously???
Me: you little pervert
C: you little pervert? No friggin way!
Me: Your starting to piss me off
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: lay off the bacon fat cupcakes tubby
C: I am NOT f*ckin' FAT!!!!
Me: John Lennon said you were
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: you need to update your insult book from the 2nd grade, seriously
C: Please, tell me more about you need to update your insult book from the 2nd grade seriously. I totally want to hear it!
Me: I hate you
C: That's fine! That's fine! You can just suck my tiny little balls!
Me: I'm not going to fulfill your fantasies buddy
C: I'm glad you shared that with me.
Me: what the hell do you want from me?
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: goodbye Cartman
C: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
C: Please, tell me more about Fuzzy Unicorn Nipples. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Don't be a smart ass
C: It's MY hot body! I do what I want!
Me: That's what she said
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: that's so jewish
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: Dude, you gotta lay off the cock sucking, I'm serious
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: You just said that fat ass
C:I am NOT f*ckin' FAT!!!
Me: shut up jew
C: Whateva! I do what I want!
Me: Go suck Kyle's dick
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: *facepalm*
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Me: How may I assist you?
C: Totally seriously???
Me: Yeah seriously
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: I'm a girl
C: Wow, a girl! Tell me about your goddess powers!
Me: I'd tell you....but then I'd have to kill you
C: Please, tell me more about I would tell you. I totally want to hear it! but then I would have to kill you? No friggin way!
Me: I bet I could kill you first with my feminine goddess powers
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: Are you retarded? I already told you I'm a girl
C: retarded? Hmmm, that's a good question.... What do you think? Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: your hopeless you little shit
C: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: I bet Kyle would be more pleasant to talk to
C: Please, tell me more about I bet Kyle would be more pleasant to talk to. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Your adopted
C: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: Nope
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: I bet you have the hots for Wendy
C: I bet you have the hots for Wendy? No friggin way!
Me: Yes, I can read your mind
C: Yes I can read your mind? No friggin way!
Me: fuck
C: You want to? Ewwww gross! I'm only 9, YOU SICK BASTARD!
Me: *laughs* like I'd want to fuck you
C: Totally seriously???
Me: yes
C: You sure?
Me: quit trying to seduce me, it's not working
C: Totally seriously???
Me: you little pervert
C: you little pervert? No friggin way!
Me: Your starting to piss me off
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: lay off the bacon fat cupcakes tubby
C: I am NOT f*ckin' FAT!!!!
Me: John Lennon said you were
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: you need to update your insult book from the 2nd grade, seriously
C: Please, tell me more about you need to update your insult book from the 2nd grade seriously. I totally want to hear it!
Me: I hate you
C: That's fine! That's fine! You can just suck my tiny little balls!
Me: I'm not going to fulfill your fantasies buddy
C: I'm glad you shared that with me.
Me: what the hell do you want from me?
C: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: goodbye Cartman
C: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
PopRocksAndSoda
Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
Eric says: I am not a bit funny in the head are not you! You're the one wearing the "I'm a bit funny in the head are not you" T-shirt, you filthy bit funny in the head are not you.

Me: I'm not wearing a t-shirt, Cartman
Eric: Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA.
Me: True, they let you in.
Eric: Totally seriously???
Me: Yes, don't you remember that?
Eric says: Yes you do not remember that? No friggin way!
Me: Have you been cheesing?
Eric: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: Says the one who's cheesing.
Eric: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: You REALLY like saying that, don't you fatass?
Eric: Please, tell me more about You REALLY like saying that do not you fatass. I totally want to hear it!
Me: I'm going to go now. See you later.
Eric: Wow, sucks to be you huh? AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.

Me: I'm not wearing a t-shirt, Cartman
Eric: Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA.
Me: True, they let you in.
Eric: Totally seriously???
Me: Yes, don't you remember that?
Eric says: Yes you do not remember that? No friggin way!
Me: Have you been cheesing?
Eric: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: Says the one who's cheesing.
Eric: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: You REALLY like saying that, don't you fatass?
Eric: Please, tell me more about You REALLY like saying that do not you fatass. I totally want to hear it!
Me: I'm going to go now. See you later.
Eric: Wow, sucks to be you huh? AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
skurtz wrote:nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!
I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
Re: Chat with Eric-bot
Shame the picture broke, though.
skurtz wrote:nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!
I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: Chat with Eric-bot
Me: .......f*ck
Eric says: You want to? Ewwww gross! I'm only 9, YOU SICK BASTARD!
HAHAHA XD Love this soo much
Eric says: You want to? Ewwww gross! I'm only 9, YOU SICK BASTARD!
HAHAHA XD Love this soo much
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