butters kenny wrote:Wii fit man wrote:This just in, we're currently getting golfball size hail here, now that's f*cking scary.
No, not lies.
And don't say "I didn't get that" because you live 30 miles away from me.
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likethis_youdobitch wrote:BURZUM FTW
i have itchy balls
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The trip back was interesting. I blew out a tire and didn't know for 20 miles of highway driving. I just thought I threw my alignment out when I pulled over to let a truck go by, and got caught in some gravel. Like an hour after that, I noticed that the car was tracking straight down the road but the steering wheel was cocked to the right. I got out and checked the front tires, but not the rear. Sure enough, 20 miles of 60-70mph highway driving later I started smelling rubber, but thought it was a truck ahead of me. A few miles later I decided to pull over and check my tire pressure and that's when I made my discovery...
There's a couple of pounds of shredded rubber inside the tire from where it was riding on the rim, and it was almost too hot to handle when I went to take it off. It was still over 100 degrees (I'm guessing) when I went to put it in the trunk 30 minutes later.
Guess I have to get a couple of new tires now. Stupidity sure is fun.
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BRMBug wrote:i have itchy balls
I HAVE BEEN ASSAULTED by a horny homersexual mosquito! And I need to switch to briefs. It got me squah in the nuts! 15 years of wearing boxers, and I don't know how many years of nocturnal nudal sleeping, and this has never happened to me. GAH!
But the mosquito didn't mean you any harm; it was only trying to drink your balljuice.
But then again, too much freedom is never good, and it only can get you into trouble later people
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superiorsavior wrote:i be about to watch me some akira for the first time beyatches
Well good luck with all of that.
God damn that mosquito was busy during the night. I woke up with bites all over my shoulders, back, neck, and earlobe!
They are the worst on the earlobe! I'd compare to the balls, but you have more experience with that, so you tell me.
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